(Straight male) You find a Porn Parody Camera App

The day is unseasonably warm, so you're grateful to actually enter the convention hall and remove the extra layer it turns out you didn't actually need. It's not the best start to your first day at the con, but at least you aren't the only person handing in your outerwear at a table at the front desk and take the ticket to retrieve it at the end of the day.

As the attendee, a cute girl in glasses, hands you your pickup ticket you're distracted as she smiles at you and you don't see the person to your left as they walk away, but a bit of movement catches your eye as a small bit of paper flutters away from them as they walk away. It lands on the table in front of you, and you pick it up to alert its owner, but you barely catch their backside as they vanish into the crowds lined up by the table. Shrugging, you look at the paper: just a simple QR code, the chaotic square made of dots providing no clue what it is that was left behind. Shrugging, you ponder leaving it with the attendee, but your curiosity gets the better of you and you carefully slide it into your pocket and walk off into the crowd yourself, roughly in the same direction as the mystery individual.

You pull out your phone to figure out what the code might be and figure if it's something that seems important you can drop it off at the lost and found. Frankly, it's probably just some dumb ad for crypto or something to do with a unapproved scavenger hunt game.

You bring up the camera app and take a picture of the code, then your phone, reading the code, pops up a link which takes you to an app download page.

"Porn Parody Camera?" you ask, rolling your eyes as you read the description. It's just some stupid beta AR app, probably just some filters on a reskinned standard camera. "Take pictures of your friends and your enemies," you continue reading, "and let the fun begin!" You softly scoff, and begin to close the page. It's probably full of spyware, too, you tell yourself. But you've got to admit the screenshot is pretty alluring: a group of girls in slutty cosplay. "I guess sex does sell," you mutter to yourself as you hit the download button and the app installs to your phone. You tell yourself you'll get rid of it after just taking a quick look.

You find a bench at the side of the hallway and the app opens.

Welcome to the Porn Parody Camera!

There's not much to say, just point and shoot and enjoy the results! Effects are permanent until the photo is deleted. Note: this includes all shared copies, so be careful!

That's an odd warning, you think to yourself. Effect are permanent? And how would it keep track of the shared copies of the file? It probably does have spyware, you sigh internally. Oh well, let's try it once and see how the filter behaves.