About me
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- April 7, 1980
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- United States of America
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Terry Pratchett, Jim Butcher, Jeff Lindsay
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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none of your business
- I write erotica because
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- In conclusion, I am
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Roof Hopping
by joachim
Chapter 3 in Original Superheroes
A figure in orange leapt from the warehouse, landing lightly on a roof-mounted water tower. Flipping off, Gibbon landed on the roof below. Running at full speed, he performed a single flip before going over the side like a diving champ, his arms spread. It was always this midpoi...
2 months ago 171 Words 8 Likes 131 Views -
Gibbon (Philip Quinn)
by joachim
Chapter 2 in Original Superheroes
 **BASICS**: 20 years old; 5’8”; 155 pounds; blue eyes; dark blonde hair. Resembles a young Alan Tudyk. **POWERS**: Essentially, he’s got the same powers as Spider-Man, minus the web-shooters. (Every hero universe needs at least *ONE* Spidey...
2 months ago 327 Words 8 Likes 474 Views -
Damn, that burrito was spicy!
by joachim
Chapter 3 in There’s a story there
Nothing here. I just wanted to make that joke. Feel free to delete.
11 months ago 13 Words 1 Likes 283 Views -
Scout some of the talent
by joachim
Chapter 5 in Superhero Auditions
“Well, we’ve got time to kill. Might as well see if any of our buddies have shown.” “I think I saw Blue Bolt and Roxy Rocket debating over who was faster when I got here,” Gaijin remarked. A streak of blue lightning nearly 40 feet zips past you two. “And at the moment, it appear...
2 years ago 189 Words 1 Likes 115 Views -
Yeti (Circuit Maximus Fighter)
by joachim
Chapter 2 in Heroes Rising!
———————————————————————Character Sheet! Name: Hank Wilder; Stage Name: Yeti Alignment: Mostly heroic Appearance: 34 years old. 6’0”, 195 lbs, dark brown hair and eyes (Hank); 9’4”, 1750 lbs, white fur mottled with grey, blue eyes (Yeti), curved tusks. Attire is a navy-blue mar...
3 years ago 239 Words 2 Likes 685 Views -
Yep
by joachim
Chapter 6 in Veronica's Night on the Town
Veronica strolled into the coffee shop. Glancing around, she spotted Hannah sitting on a small couch in front of a table, with her back to a wall. "Hey there, Hannah!" Veronica said as she wrapped her arms around the girl's waist and gave her a peck on the cheek. "How's things g...
4 years ago 747 Words 0 Likes 1,085 Views -
Tritonian (humanoid variant)
by joachim
Chapter 3 in Merfolk Diaries
While your body is fairly humanoid (2 arms, 2 legs, 1 head, a thick cock), your entire body has yellowish-brown scaly skin. Webbed feet, a large dorsal fin running from your forehead to the base of your skull and along the length of your spine, and two small fins extending from y...
5 years ago 175 Words 6 Likes 1,582 Views -
Gaijin
by joachim
Chapter 4 in Superhero Auditions
Spinning around, hand at your holster at the same time, you immediately drop into a traditional combat stance. Once you see who it is, you relax a bit. Gaijin is a tall athletic multi-racial girl, with long black hair tied in a tight braid. Dressed in dark blue and black martial...
5 years ago 255 Words 2 Likes 867 Views -
Boost
by joachim
Chapter 3 in Superhero Auditions
The name's John Doe, better known to this city as Boost. About a year ago, after getting out of the military (where you'd spent eight years as a SEAL), your lust for adventure could not be contained via regular methods. Fortunately for you, you'd heard about techniques that'd im...
5 years ago 405 Words 3 Likes 1,285 Views -
TF2 Sniper
by joachim
Chapter 6 in Costume Store
She spotted it rather quickly: A short-sleeved red shirt with targeting scopes on the sleeves; khaki hunting vest; dark pants and boots; bushman’s hat and shades; and an empty quiver. The outfit seemed somewhat masculine, but Lauren realized she could make it work. Besides, her...
5 years ago 74 Words 2 Likes 2,369 Views -
Fucks Jake into unconsciousness
by joachim
Chapter 24 in Beth's night on the Town
Jake gulped as Veronica gently wrapped both of her muscular hands around his formidable girth and stroked him urgently up and down, her expression showing her focus. He felt surprised and strangely ashamed as his penis quickly sprang right back to erection. The Latina cougar gra...
5 years ago 1,399 Words 2 Likes 1,023 Views -
Autofellatio
by joachim
Chapter 6 in Fuck a shemale
This gorgeous beauty, due to her flexibility and the size of her cock, just absolutely LOVES giving herself head. Whether she’s watching porn, sees a gorgeous gal she wants to seduce, or is simply bored, off come the clothes, and up pops the cock, ready to orally pleasure herself...
6 years ago 87 Words 4 Likes 2,189 Views -
Lisa, another MWC member
by joachim
Chapter 8 in Older Woman Holiday
The voice came from a tall busty cougar clad only in a thong and stripper heels. While not as stacked as Ann, and sporting straight raven-black hair, she could've passed herself off as Ann's Gothic sister. Wrapped around her arm was a younger man around Adam and Tatiana's age. L...
6 years ago 1,298 Words 0 Likes 1,151 Views -
"Lucky" McManus
by joachim
Chapter 4 in Create-A-Wrestler Reboot
ENRIQUE "LUCKY" MCMANUS  BACKGROUND: Mexican-Irish STATS: 29 years old, 5'11", 215 pounds, blond cornrows, blue eyes, dark skin FEATURES: Chain of shamrocks tattooed on upper right arm, crossed handguns tattooed on upper left. ATTIRE...
6 years ago 448 Words 0 Likes 3,148 Views -
A day in the life, part 1
by joachim
Chapter 5 in Create-A-Wrestler Reboot
In the practice ring, Lucky was holding a pair of practice pads for Petty Luv. Wearing sparring gloves, she was practicing various strike patterns, giving her trainer everything she got. "Come on, kid. Just a couple more strikes. This time, hit the targets like you mean it." Whe...
7 years ago 629 Words 0 Likes 1,485 Views -
Scott Dorian, a new (virginal) student
by joachim
Chapter 4 in School for Scandal
Having recently graduated from high school, Scott had been surprised to have been accepted to this prestigious academy. Coming from a middle-class family in Port Arthur, the young Southern man was more concerned about fitting in. It's not that he was an unattractive lad; far fro...
7 years ago 712 Words 14 Likes 4,791 Views -
Bruce
by joachim
Chapter 16 in Beth's night on the Town
Heading over to the phone, Beth dialed up her musclebound fuckbuddy. "Hiya Bruce, it's your brown sugar lover." "Beth, m'love, how ya doing this evening?" "W-e-e-e-eelllllll, I need to get some 'exercise', and was wondering if you were available for a 'session' this evening. I...
7 years ago 305 Words 1 Likes 583 Views -
Introduction
by joachim
Chapter 1 in Sex in Century City
It's true that in this world, costumed heroes have been prevalent for a long time. Ever since the Skymaster appeared in Century City shortly after WWI, superheroes have appeared for years. From The Real Thing in Atlanta, to the Stormchaser in Seattle, to the Silversmith in Bosto...
7 years ago 160 Words 1 Likes 1,910 Views -
Live entertainment
by joachim
Chapter 4 in Veronica's Night on the Town
In the Monitor Room, Veronica checked on several of the rooms currently in progress. In the Jungle Room, one of her employees, Jessica, was in the process of enjoying her birthday orgy. A cute curvy redhead, with an amazing booty that Veronica's friend Beth had admitted to being...
7 years ago 789 Words 0 Likes 1,018 Views -
Makes a deal with Jake
by joachim
Chapter 32 in Beth's night on the Town
Jake squinted and blinked in shock, thinking that the virtually nonstop sexfest over the last few hours had messed with his vision. Beth had a nice curvy form, but this was one of the best female bodies he'd ever seen. Veronica's long athletic thighs and soft, curvy hips framed h...
7 years ago 812 Words 0 Likes 687 Views
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