joachim
Narrative Architect
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- Birthday:
- April 7, 1980
- Location:
- United States of America
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Terry Pratchett, Jim Butcher, Jeff Lindsay
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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none of your business
- I write erotica because
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- In conclusion, I am
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Roof Hopping by joachim
Chapter 3 in Original Superheroes
A figure in orange leapt from the warehouse, landing lightly on a roof-mounted water tower. Flipping off, Gibbon landed on the roof below. Running at full speed, he performed a single flip before going over the side like a diving champ, his arms spread. It was always this midpoi...
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Gibbon (Philip Quinn) by joachim
Chapter 2 in Original Superheroes
 **BASICS**: 20 years old; 5’8”; 155 pounds; blue eyes; dark blonde hair. Resembles a young Alan Tudyk. **POWERS**: Essentially, he’s got the same powers as Spider-Man, minus the web-shooters. (Every hero universe needs at least *ONE* Spidey...
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Damn, that burrito was spicy! by joachim
Chapter 3 in There’s a story there
Nothing here. I just wanted to make that joke. Feel free to delete.
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Scout some of the talent by joachim
Chapter 5 in Superhero Auditions
“Well, we’ve got time to kill. Might as well see if any of our buddies have shown.” “I think I saw Blue Bolt and Roxy Rocket debating over who was faster when I got here,” Gaijin remarked. A streak of blue lightning nearly 40 feet zips past you two. “And at the moment, it appear...
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Yeti (Circuit Maximus Fighter) by joachim
Chapter 2 in Heroes Rising!
———————————————————————Character Sheet! Name: Hank Wilder; Stage Name: Yeti Alignment: Mostly heroic Appearance: 34 years old. 6’0”, 195 lbs, dark brown hair and eyes (Hank); 9’4”, 1750 lbs, white fur mottled with grey, blue eyes (Yeti), curved tusks. Attire is a navy-blue mar...
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Yep by joachim
Chapter 6 in Veronica's Night on the Town
Veronica strolled into the coffee shop. Glancing around, she spotted Hannah sitting on a small couch in front of a table, with her back to a wall. "Hey there, Hannah!" Veronica said as she wrapped her arms around the girl's waist and gave her a peck on the cheek. "How's things g...
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Tritonian (humanoid variant) by joachim
Chapter 3 in Merfolk Diaries
While your body is fairly humanoid (2 arms, 2 legs, 1 head, a thick cock), your entire body has yellowish-brown scaly skin. Webbed feet, a large dorsal fin running from your forehead to the base of your skull and along the length of your spine, and two small fins extending from y...
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Gaijin by joachim
Chapter 4 in Superhero Auditions
Spinning around, hand at your holster at the same time, you immediately drop into a traditional combat stance. Once you see who it is, you relax a bit. Gaijin is a tall athletic multi-racial girl, with long black hair tied in a tight braid. Dressed in dark blue and black martial...
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Boost by joachim
Chapter 3 in Superhero Auditions
The name's John Doe, better known to this city as Boost. About a year ago, after getting out of the military (where you'd spent eight years as a SEAL), your lust for adventure could not be contained via regular methods. Fortunately for you, you'd heard about techniques that'd im...
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TF2 Sniper by joachim
Chapter 6 in Costume Store
She spotted it rather quickly: A short-sleeved red shirt with targeting scopes on the sleeves; khaki hunting vest; dark pants and boots; bushman’s hat and shades; and an empty quiver. The outfit seemed somewhat masculine, but Lauren realized she could make it work. Besides, her...
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