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Introduction

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Chapter 1 in Strong Bad and Homestar Runner read CHYOA

Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. One day, the Homestar Runner happened upon a strange website. He decided that the first person he should share it with was his long-time rival/some-the-times friend, Strong Bad. And so he set off, tip-tapping away a...

Three adult carnival workers

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Chapter 2 in The Game of Transformation

"Tired of the droll of adulthood, but too grown for those kiddie carnivals? Here at Cotton-Candy Hottie's Horn-ival, you're exactly who we're looking for! Come on down to experience thrilling arcade games, salacious clown stripshows, and enough prizes at the Prize Counter to keep...

The Dick-Master's Ring

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Chapter 4 in Items of Power

The Magical Invert-inator's Magical Invert-inating Magnetic Pulse Projectile Field

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Chapter 3 in Items of Power

Before anyone can roll the die, a large gust of wind came rushing in through the window, and the Magical Invert-inator's Magical Invert-inating Magnetic Pulse Projectile Field came in the same way shortly after. As the pulse hit the inside of the house, all the magic in the ring...

The Magical Invert-inator

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Chapter 3 in Items of Power

"...and with that, Cary the Hot Anthro Echidna, the Magical Invert-inator is ready to fire!" Cary struggled to escape his rope binds as the nefarious Hellmann Doomensmartz aimed it directly at his shiny new invulnerability cloak. The energy from its metallic front face blasted f...

Rewrite.exe

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Chapter 5 in Rewrite.exe

Tony woke up, expecting at least one of his listed victims to show up. However, he instead saw someone who looked like an average beautiful woman in lingerie, except everything about her was just... wrong. The way her body was shaped was like she was a mannequin thrown together i...

"Dear Stripshow...

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Chapter 3 in Screaming For A Different Reason

DESTROY THAT DISK IMMEDIATELY! DON'T PUT IT IN ANY DEVICE AT ALL!!!!! I can’t take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before I camed, and I was hoping you’d do it for me. I can’t do it, and if you don’t destroy this CD, you'll come too, it’s too fast for me…. Lo...

Rouge the Bat

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Chapter 2 in Sonic Girls ENF

Rouge the Bat. GUN Operative, renowned jewel thief, and next to go nude. Location: The National Museum of Precious Gemstones, Upper Studiopolis, West Side Island. Rouge is hanging from the high ceiling. Time: 1:56 AM. The night guards are tired, but their shift is far from ove...

SONIC.EXE (Sexy.mpeg)

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Chapter 2 in Screaming For A Different Reason

My name is Stripshow LaSizzle, but you can just call me Stripshow LaSizz-a-zazzle. I’m a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else. I like the newer games, but I don’t mind playing the classics. I have all of the games, graphic novels, and limited-edition holographic b...

Neither?

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Chapter 5 in You're Coming Home

“Hahaha! You've entertained me with your words... you know what? I’m feeling generous now, so you can take your first move!” Mommy Mearest says as she lay down on the ground with her cock pointing upward as she has her arms crossed under her head. “Go right ahead!” She said with...

+COOLNESS

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Chapter 3 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

Even though Sonic was already way past cool, you manage to push it even further. Unfortunately, all that coolness blasted away a point somewhere else. Choose a stat to remove a point from.

+WITS

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Chapter 3 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

Of course! Why didn't I think of that? Probably because my Quick Wits score isn't high enough. You can't get the brains, however, without sacrificing some brawn or some beauty. Choose a stat to remove a point from.

+LOOKS

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Chapter 3 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

Ah, I see you're looksmaxxing. As with any other type of minmaxing, though, you still have to "minn" something else. Choose a stat to remove a point from.

-SPEED

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Chapter 4 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

You'll find Sonic to be just a bit slower. Not _too _slow, mind you, but perhaps those few precious seconds to get to point B could have saved you. On the other hand, maybe you just kept him from steering out of control.

-STRENGTH

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Chapter 4 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

Sonic is now a bit weaker than before. Strong hedgehogs made good times, and the good times made those strong hedgehogs weak. Well, weak_er_. He's still a professional medalist athlete, of course.

-AGILITY

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Chapter 4 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

You made Sonic just a bit more clumsy than he usually is. Maybe he'll fall into a pit because of you. Then again, maybe not.

-WITS

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Chapter 4 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

You siphoned away Sonic's mental capacity. Hey, I get it - maybe you're into bimbofication. Just remember you and Sonic are on the same side, and you have a world to save together.

-COOLNESS

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Chapter 4 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

I get it, you didn't like Sonic Boom, or Sonic Forces, or whatever other games would have released in the 400+ real-world years it would take to get to this point. You think Sonic doesn't deserve this coolness point. Alright, I won't judge.

Change more stats

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Chapter 5 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition

Change more stats

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Chapter 5 in Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebooks: Horny Edition