ignoremepleaseand
Narrative Architect
About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- September 6, 1969
- Location
- Luton Airport. AKA Hell on Earth
- Homepage
- https://thebomb.com
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Watch the MCU, play third-person action adventure collectathons, and touch grass
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Murder on the Orient Express
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy
- I write erotica because
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idk im bored
- In conclusion, I am
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a world record speedrunner in a lego game
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A Tiny Harem Picker Cyoa
You gain a harem of fictional waifus as a reward for being the biggest pervert into the entire mutliverse, each page has a liimited amount of waifus you can choose. Write a story following yourself as the protagonist and your harem in this world.
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Gotta Catch Em' All
A bunch of your favorite girls from the Pokemon series are YOURS for the taking!
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ShittyNews
A magazine that covers all of the goings on in the world of celebrities.
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Kinktober 2023
Since it appears that noone else has decided to make a public kinktober thread this year, I figured I might as well go ahead and do it. So here it is, enjoy.
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School of Sex
So I created this story because the creator of A World Laid Bare told me he didn't want any in his story, so I'm going to expand on my original branch here. The first 2 chapters were already published on AWLB, but I have since deleted them and pasted them here. Cover by erenisch on Hentai Foundry.
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Sandbox Mission
You play as a god who tries to manipulate things about the world in order to complete certain "missions" to unlock juicy rewards.
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Hardcore ENF MCU
I know it's titled MCU but really this is for all Superhero movies. This is inspired by the ENF MCU branch of the story Only On ENF TV! But with hardcore elements less typical of most ENF stories added, (things like ). Whenever parts are inspired by other people's stories (but still re-written and changed drastically) I will make sure to credit them.
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The Stories Untold
Snapshots and scenes from various pop culture, except with one catch. Female characters being fucked, , humiliated, stripped, bullied, embarassed, spanked, groped, or more.
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Monster Attacks!
A collection of short stories that involve sexy ladies being put in perilous situations with Orcs, Tentacles, Aliens, or anything else of the sort. All of these are based off of pictures as well.
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Timestop Supervillain
The story follows a normal-ish dude who becomes a supervillain after gaining the ability to stop time. He, of course, is not just a normal supervillain, but also a very horny one.
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The Sex Dex
This story is the bery best, like no tale ever was!
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Realm: Battle
An alternate universe loosely based of of Super Smash Bros. but with sexy fictional girls instead of boring old male video game characters. And, let's just say the fighting is a little bit different as well.
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A Series of Fortunate Events
An alternate universe of A Series of Unfortunate Evens, but all three siblings are not blood related and also are 19 year old bimbos.
