About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- September 6, 1969
- Location
- Luton Airport. AKA Hell on Earth
- Homepage
- https://thebomb.com
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Watch the MCU, play third-person action adventure collectathons, and touch grass
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Murder on the Orient Express
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy
- I write erotica because
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idk im bored
- In conclusion, I am
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a world record speedrunner in a lego game
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They meet Christine
Chapter 3 in Hardcore ENF MCU
Upon arriving home, Tony and Pepper host a press conference to talk about the attack. During it, he meets a reporter, Christine Everheart ({Anne\_Hathaway}), who is critical of Tony's weapons, however is quickly charmed by him, and they have sex that night. In the morning, Chris...
2 months ago 342 Words 2 Likes 1,694 Views -
Movie 1: Rescue [Iron Man] (IN REVISION)
Chapter 2 in Hardcore ENF MCU
This movie was released in 2008, and was the beginning of the HENFMCU (or HCU for short) The movie begins with Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) showing off his new precision laser, the "J.E.R.I.H.O.E." for military use in Afghanistan. The scene pans across a deserted landscape, th...
2 months ago 1,293 Words 2 Likes 3,059 Views -
ALTERNATE START
Chapter 2 in Project Blue Birds
It all started when worlds collided. The threads of the Multiverse were shredded apart violently, before crashing back together. Out of this cosmic anarchy came a shining new realm. One where characters from various universes could co-exist peacefully, with little war or crime....
3 months ago 395 Words 5 Likes 3,679 Views -
Celebrity Head to Head: Episode 1 Part 1
Chapter 3 in Celebrities Game show
FETISH WARNING: Honestly more than I can consciesly list, just don't read if you don't like WaM, or toilet elements. A charming host walks on stage, dressed up in a lime green pinstripe suit. He has slicked back black hair, a blinding smile, and a microphone with the let...
6 months ago 2,150 Words 6 Likes 1,798 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Hardcore ENF MCU
The MCU is the most popular film franchise of all time. But what if instead of being a straight up action/comedy/adventure series, it was a hardcore ENF franchise? Introducing, the Hardcore ENF MCU, an alternate reality version of the original, told in a scene-by-scene recap for...
1 year ago 537 Words 5 Likes 8,438 Views -
01 Section D
Chapter 5 in ShittyNews
In our Fun and Games section, our first weekly game, (and cover story) is What Happens Next? Where we show you a photo or video and you have to guess what happens next out of our list of answers. For this one, [Ariana Grande was performing live at a concert when she had a nip sli...
1 year ago 394 Words 3 Likes 1,497 Views -
01 Section C
Chapter 4 in ShittyNews
Onto our next segment, top 10. Today we have for you our countdown of the top 10 best implements for spanking a slavegirl. There are a wide variety of commonly implemented tools, but here we break down 10 of what we here at ShittyNews think are the most effective (and funniest)....
1 year ago 448 Words 4 Likes 1,857 Views -
Intergalactic
Chapter 6 in Project Blue Birds
The thing was dragging Batgirl by her legs, causing her face and tits to bounce off of various surfaces as it quickly traversed a seemingly endless maze of walls, ceilings, and secret passages. She never got a glimpse of what it was, just that it had some sort of cold slimy, and...
1 year ago 564 Words 7 Likes 813 Views -
Drenched
Chapter 8 in Project Blue Birds
Jill swung her head around just in time to see a blob of green mucusy-vomit flying straight for her head. It splattered all over her face, making her even more grossed out than she already was. She had to figure out a way to beat these guys, or at least to get away. More goop cam...
1 year ago 723 Words 6 Likes 748 Views -
Busted
Chapter 7 in Project Blue Birds
Very few things on this plane of existence could rattle the living weapon known as Jill Valentine. However, the deadliest crimefighter in Gotham city being dragged away by a weird goopy black alien like she was a mere play thing got on her nerves. Every tiny clang, little pop of...
1 year ago 319 Words 5 Likes 766 Views -
Crowded
Chapter 5 in Project Blue Birds
Bright lights, loud noises, and a couple seconds later, and Jill and Barbara were in. The girls had their breasts smashed together. After all, it was a very small closet. The way that Batgirl's very large, bouncy tits rubbed up against Jill's stiff nipples and firm, round bo...
1 year ago 206 Words 5 Likes 1,008 Views -
Preperation
Chapter 4 in Project Blue Birds
Barbra Gordon, a busty 18 year old tech prodigy and costumed crime fighter, and Jill Valentine, 23 year old sexy supercop and professional zombie exterminator, were the two chosen for the mission. They both had experience with monsters stalking them through dark hallways, so Sans...
1 year ago 249 Words 4 Likes 1,049 Views -
Finish up with Bebe
Chapter 7 in New World (Celebrity Edition)
"I wish Bebe has no need for food or water" Due orgasmed yet again. It was starting to become more than pleasure for her. "I wish that Bebe could not move until she has made 500,000 dollars for charity" The chaos that followed was perfect. Dua Lipa standing in a harem...
1 year ago 421 Words 1 Likes 1,749 Views -
Movie 5: Captain Assmerica [Captain America] (Started but not complete)
Chapter 2 in Hardcore ENF MCU
The film begins with researchers in the Arctic uncovering a plane, and inside finding a block of ice. Inside of it is the vague form of a woman with parts of her skin painted red white, and blue. 70 years earlier...... The scene cuts to a mysterious German woman in a long black...
1 year ago 334 Words 2 Likes 1,138 Views -
01 Section H
Chapter 9 in ShittyNews
This next section is "Super Showcase", where we go over 1 upcoming Superhero movie/tv show, 1 superhero comic, and 1 superhero action figure line or video game. First of all, the next upcoming show is a Hawkeye spinoff known as Marvel's Echo. This spinoff will mainly feature the...
1 year ago 674 Words 4 Likes 469 Views -
01 Section A
Chapter 2 in ShittyNews
ISSUE 1: A NEW BEGINNING In today's issue, we have all sorts of great stuff lined up, starting with our Gross Out segment. To start, girls in the Chicago area have been turning up in dumpsters. Locked in plastic trash bags filled with some sort of orange liquid that appears to b...
1 year ago 890 Words 14 Likes 4,396 Views -
Why, yes! How incredible that you guessed that!
Chapter 4 in A Tiny Harem Picker Cyoa
DRAGONBALL: Android 18- I really just wanted the fly powerup NARUTO: Hinata Hyuuga- Easy pick, I mean, have you seen her? Sakura- She's pretty cute, nothing special Hanabi Hyuuga- Hinata has another, just as hot younger sister? Easiest pick up of my life, and besides, I need...
1 year ago 479 Words 6 Likes 1,857 Views -
What's an Anime? [ignoremepleaseand] (, enf/wam, potentially scat)
Chapter 2 in A Tiny Harem Picker Cyoa
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is written by me, who has very little experience with most of the franchises displayed here. I don't mean to offend anyone with anything I write about anime or the like, as I think it's perfectly fine to like whatever franchises you like. Hello, my name...
1 year ago 128 Words 2 Likes 3,095 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in School of Sex
DISCLAIMER: If you are a survivor of sexual harrassment or sexual , this story probably isn't for you. Just know that the following chapter in no way represents my own beliefs on sexual , sexual harassment, or in any way. This is purely for erotic enjoyment,...
1 year ago 1,246 Words 5 Likes 1,712 Views -
S'more Lore
Chapter 3 in The Stories Untold
This chapter is not written like a story, it just provides context for previous and future chapters. If there is more stuff I need to explain but can't naturaly work into the chapter, it'll go in here. 1. Ok in this universe fucking demigods and fucking their godly parents isn't...
1 year ago 318 Words 1 Likes 282 Views
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