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They don't, because it comes open instead.
Chapter 4 in Sexual Privilege
\*Knock\* \*Kno- \*creaaak\* The door in front of you just came open on the second knock. Your neighbors don't notice as you stand in their doorway watching, momentarily mesmerized by how sexy they are. The pale redhead is on her hands and knees getting the pipe laid into her by...
3 years ago 396 Words 63 Likes 6,596 Views -
Just a guy who's tired of hearing his neighbors' headboard bang the wall.
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
12:45 AM. Shit. You have to be at work by 7:00 You set your phone back on the cardboard box that's still next to your bed. This is the fourth night in a row you got woke up to the rhythm of something banging into the other side of the wall behind you. Your last roommate got toge...
3 years ago 201 Words 38 Likes 6,963 Views -
Anyone who's having sex already - Too busy to stop you - Lust/Bonding
Chapter 2 in Sexual Privilege
**Anyone who's having sex already**: You can join in on any sexual or just lustful act that you stumble upon. Neither partner will stop you, but they will be aware of what you're doing and it might surprise them. **Too busy to stop you:** Whoever you join in on will be so ho...
3 years ago 127 Words 37 Likes 10,640 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Odd lovers who fuck oddly.
The relationships featured in these stories will be about people who are in relationships that have non-traditional sex lives.
4 years ago 19 Words 3 Likes 1,590 Views -
Lance and Dirk - two hung studs who are into feminine guys.
Chapter 2 in Odd lovers who fuck oddly.
Lance arrived first, knowing that his husband would show up in about half an hour after he got off work. He loved the Banana Bar, there was always good music, the drinks weren't too expensive, and there was always a good mix of new guys and regulars because of the proximity to so...
4 years ago 92 Words 3 Likes 665 Views -
Lance is approached by the cute emo guy he and his husband met the other day
Chapter 3 in Odd lovers who fuck oddly.
"Hey Lancie" A familiar high pitched voice called out. Lance turned around to look at Aden, the black haired cutie who he met last time he was here. "Where's Big Dirk?" Asked the short, skinny man as he took the seat next to Lance. "He'll be off work soon, " replied Lance "How ab...
4 years ago 198 Words 1 Likes 538 Views -
Aden asked "Why don't we go back to my hotel room and have some fun?"
Chapter 4 in Odd lovers who fuck oddly.
After they each had got a few drinks in their systems, Aden spoke up "How about we move this party to my hotel room?" Lance and Dirk agreed. After Dirk paid for their drinks, the trio got up and headed for the door "We won't need a cab, I'm at the Harriot." Aden said, before they...
4 years ago 642 Words 2 Likes 403 Views -
Ryan: "Good girl, now give master a kiss"
Chapter 10 in Can I Move in With You?
Ryan looked down at the woman he just met as she held her mouth open to him, and got a perverse idea of what to do next. He lowered himself down to one knee. "Good girl Rexie, now give master a kiss" Rex II's eyes widened as Ryan stuck his tongue in her mouth. He stuck his tong...
5 years ago 247 Words 5 Likes 791 Views -
Yeah, he gets her cleaned up.
Chapter 9 in Can I Move in With You?
Defeated, Lauren stands up and takes a limping step towards Paul, ready to follow him back to his camp. "Don't you have something to say to me for yelling at me and insulting my cooking?" Paul asks. After an awkward silence he makes eye contact with Lauren and tells her "Go on t...
5 years ago 801 Words 8 Likes 1,269 Views -
Lauren hits the end of her rope.
Chapter 8 in Can I Move in With You?
"MM MM MM, boy that was a good supper" Exclaims Paul, "don't you agree?" Lauren just sits on her seat and sighs. She obviously didn't enjoy her meal. "No." "Hey bitch, listen." Lauren looks up, hearing the meanness returning to the smelly hobo's voice. "That was the best meal I...
5 years ago 762 Words 6 Likes 1,605 Views -
Mark stirs first, and he wound up below Ryan.
Chapter 9 in Can I Move in With You?
The first thing mark notices is the soft menu music coming from the tv. The next thing he notices is that he is underneath someone, opening his eyes he sees the familiar back of his best friend's couch. Mark tries to wriggle free from his friend, but Ryan is quite a bit larger th...
5 years ago 147 Words 8 Likes 2,180 Views -
She eats his meat stick.
Chapter 7 in Can I Move in With You?
Rummaging around in his bag, Paul finds a couple of beef sticks, a sleeve of saltine crackers, and a block of cheap cheddar cheese. "Looks like we're having charcuterie tonight honey!. Oh boy I can't wait!". Paul grabs his stainless steel dinner plate from the corner of his tent,...
5 years ago 405 Words 9 Likes 1,715 Views -
Yes, and he thinks giving this bitch a taste of her own medicine is going to be fun.
Chapter 6 in Can I Move in With You?
Paul just smiles after pocketing the $300 and closing the letter. "Looks like if you want your daddies money you're gonna have to start doing what I want Lauren." The woman, hesitates before nodding. "I think what I want is a new girlfriend. Will you be my new girlfriend Lauren?...
5 years ago 250 Words 7 Likes 1,837 Views -
Homeless Paul wakes up to a noise outside his tent.
Chapter 2 in Can I Move in With You?
\*CLANK\* \*CLANK\* Paul's eyes shoot open and he grabs the knife he keeps under his makeshift pillow. "Something's out there" he thinks. There's plenty of light shining through the tent canvas, so it must still be daytime. Scanning around he sees a vaguely humanoid shadow outsi...
5 years ago 162 Words 10 Likes 3,221 Views -
Paul politely asks her to sit down and tell him why she's here.
Chapter 5 in Can I Move in With You?
"Why don't you pull up one of those milk crates and have a seat around the fire? It's gonna get cold out pretty soon." Paul says, taking care to not use too much of his crazy voice. The woman complies, bringing her makeshift seat to the opposite side of the metal drum that Paul w...
5 years ago 352 Words 15 Likes 2,075 Views -
Lauren, a trust fund girl.
Chapter 4 in Can I Move in With You?
Paul clutches onto the knife in his pocket tightly, when he sees it's not someone he knows. "What do you want?" Paul yells in a mean, raspy voice designed to intimidate people who think he's an easy target. The woman recoils, puts her shaking hands up and yells "Can I-" "Can I m...
5 years ago 155 Words 11 Likes 2,237 Views -
Kara, a young homeless woman Paul has dated before.
Chapter 4 in Can I Move in With You?
Paul relaxes a little when he sees the familiar mangy brown hair of his old partner Kara. Paul and her have known each other for about a year now. When she first wound up on the streets they met because she was 19 and asked him to buy her some booze. That night him and her hooked...
5 years ago 230 Words 6 Likes 1,417 Views -
No, a feminine voice calls out "Hello? Anyone home?"
Chapter 3 in Can I Move in With You?
Hearing them ask if he was home put Paul on edge. Not many people want to come have a friendly visit with the "Crazy hobo that lives by the on-ramp." He thinks she's probably a cop, but he's not sure. Maybe it was someone who saw him leaving the casino with a new bottle of hooch...
5 years ago 102 Words 8 Likes 2,617 Views -
Back to Mark in awake-land
Chapter 13 in Can I Move in With You?
Mark gasped as his friends hand grabbed his dick. He gasped again a moment later when his friend roughly yanked down his basketball shorts. He was too shocked to gasp when a few minutes later his sleeping friend yanked his own sweat pants down. Mark knew he should be trying to g...
5 years ago 258 Words 12 Likes 1,443 Views -
The knight takes his orcess.
Chapter 12 in Can I Move in With You?
The knight, being totally straight, is disgusted that the orc he bested has a cock. He is disgusted, but he's already come this far. Moving his hands down to her sides, the knight yanks down her burlap shorts, before doing the same to his own leather armor pants. The orc continu...
5 years ago 250 Words 7 Likes 1,733 Views
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