TheOptimisticDuck
Senior Author
About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 12
- Location
- WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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code, fuck around on YouTube, read, watch movies, and come up with my next piece of indefensible, illiterate, inartistic filth.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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crime, sci-fi, fantasy, programming manuals; mystery, comics, comedy and anything else I can get my hands on. Then I rip out all my favorite bits, get out my potato masher and MASH THAT SHIT UP into a hideous mixture of wet pulp and smeared ink… until eventually I get something that feels original, but secretly isn’t.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock. Oh, how prettily it trips off the tongue.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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cunt. (Usually. Depends on the character.)
- I write erotica because
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fiction turns the author into God, and if I was God, I would fuck many gorgeous celebrities. But I’m not, so I hallucinate onto paper instead and you’re all invited. I dunno. Maybe I just like carving impossible worlds out of my brain tissue and opening them up for people to visit, like a sexy John Hammond.
- In conclusion, I am
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a disappointment to my father.
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First Like
Received first like on a published chapter.
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First Chapter
Published first chapter.
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First Story
Published first story.
