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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Video/Board/Tabletop Games, Read, Write Non-Erotica, and Sleep.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Fantasy. High, Low, Modern, Sc-Fi, whatever. If it is Fantasy, I'll probably give it a shot.
Bonus points for moral complexity and bittersweet plots.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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I... don't know? Pussy is the most common but none
- I write erotica because
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Sexuality is fun to talk about and get creative with.
- In conclusion, I am
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The same as the rest of you bastards.
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Not Even a Little Ordinary
Chapter 58 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
###### This chapter is very special, because it will be the first to contain an all original character portrait at the bottom! Isn't that exciting? “Hey, it’s High Arcanist Lillian Proctor,” the girl (Lillian, apparently) said from her seat across the room. She sounded as tire...
3 years ago 3,442 Words 125 Likes 10,423 Views -
Less Ordinary
Chapter 57 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The rest of the day started off fairly ordinary. At home room, Ms. Maritty welcomed John back with a brilliant smile that would have charmed the pants off anyone who wasn’t holding the fact that she wasn’t June Summers against her. John offered a wan grin in return, which coincid...
3 years ago 3,759 Words 92 Likes 2,364 Views -
Good Talk
Chapter 56 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Let me get this straight,” Liam said, “you spent three nights with Moira and you didn’t even get to see her butt?” John closed his eyes, inhaled deeply, and let out a prolonged sigh. “No,” he said, which wasn’t a lie. For all the things he saw and touched, her butt was not...
3 years ago 2,516 Words 102 Likes 2,962 Views -
Strange Normal
Chapter 55 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Unsurprisingly, the early bus was absolutely freezing and sparsely populated. The only times it came anywhere close to capacity was when sports practice was in full swing and the coaches had their teams running drills in the morning mist. That wouldn’t be for some time yet, howev...
3 years ago 2,019 Words 101 Likes 2,607 Views -
Thumb War
Chapter 54 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**-** **[John N.]** Okay, I can explain **[Liam S.]** don’t you “i can explain” me you shitlord! (ಠ ∩ಠ) **[John N.]** A bit harsh, don’t you think? **[Liam S.]** harsh? HARSH? Do you have any idea what ive been through? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO??? (ʘ言ʘ╬) **[John N....
4 years ago 2,658 Words 102 Likes 2,562 Views -
Sliding Scale
Chapter 53 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Do that again, and I’ll drive this car into a telephone pole,” Erica snapped. “Is that a warning or a threat?” John asked, genuinely uncertain. “Only one way to find out,” Erica said. Earnest irritation on her face mixed with cat-like deviousness as she pulled the car into...
4 years ago 2,865 Words 102 Likes 3,167 Views -
I Wanna Take You For a Ride
Chapter 52 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Okay, fine. If you won’t explain, can you at least tell me who this ‘Ms. Proctor’ is?” John asked, after several failed attempts to get Moira to divulge the identity of Damocles and why his sword was hanging over his head. He had since stood up, and the two were on their way bac...
4 years ago 2,242 Words 100 Likes 2,979 Views -
By a Horse's Hair
Chapter 51 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Several minutes passed with nothing but the rumbling of the Humvee’s engine to accompany John’s thoughts. The interior of the vehicle was uncomfortable in almost every way possible. John rode in the rear passenger seat, a seat with not enough cushioning and even less legroom, sep...
4 years ago 4,733 Words 103 Likes 2,784 Views -
Homecoming
Chapter 50 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Does my mom know I’m alright?” It was the first thing John thought of after his phone exploded with notifications upon returning to the real world. Exactly one was from his mother, asking when he expected to be home, the following thousand were from Liam. He didn’t have time...
4 years ago 2,094 Words 110 Likes 3,938 Views -
It's Almost Over
Chapter 49 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John didn’t wake up in quite the same position he’d fallen asleep, but he was still much closer to Moira than he would have dared to even consider a few days ago. His arms were empty, but she still had one of hers loosely draped over him. It took John a second to realize that the...
4 years ago 2,339 Words 124 Likes 4,541 Views -
The Warmth of a Warden
Chapter 48 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**-** **<Achievement Unlocked!>** ____**Champion of the Azure Orbs**____ **Bring someone to climax without orgasming yourself.** **+5% testicle volume** **+5% semen production** **-** **<Achievement Unlocked!>** ____**Magic Fingers**____ **Bring someone to climax using o...
4 years ago 2,074 Words 126 Likes 3,686 Views -
Cumming to the Rescue
Chapter 47 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Okay, I’m going to start with a normal massage, alright?” John asked. He tentatively placed his hands on Moira’s shoulders, over her pajamas. “I’m going to take it slow, but you can tell me to speed up or slow down more any time.” “Okay,” Moira replied in a breathy whisper. J...
4 years ago 4,595 Words 132 Likes 3,784 Views -
ANNOUNCEMENT: A wild Patreon appears!
Chapter 46 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Some people said I should make a Patreon. So I did. Here it is: https://www.patreon.com/ItemWorks That is all. (The story continues from the previous chapter)
4 years ago 29 Words 19 Likes 1,403 Views -
De-stressing the Damsel
Chapter 46 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
A single, three hour long second passed in motionless silence. John, paralyzed by bewilderment and shock, stared at Moira, who was in turn paralyzed by horror and disgrace. When signals finally traversed his unresponsive neurons and arrived at John’s consciousness, he let out a y...
4 years ago 3,202 Words 130 Likes 3,727 Views -
Just Another Normal Day in the Abyss
Chapter 45 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John awoke on his back. The first thing he noticed was that he was back inside the tent. The second was that he wasn’t in any pain. Normally his body ached after taking a beating, even after getting back to full HP. Wounds closed, organs regenerated, and fractures mended, but eac...
4 years ago 2,593 Words 121 Likes 3,397 Views -
A New Challenger Approaches!
Chapter 44 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
####[Warning: Gore] “What’s happening?” Moira burst from the tent with shield and hammer in hand, but still in her pajamas and barefoot. Her stance and focused expression were that of a warrior, but her attire was that of a girl at a slumber party. John would have loved to sna...
4 years ago 4,234 Words 117 Likes 3,367 Views -
What the Fuck?
Chapter 43 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John felt warm and safe, and that’s how he knew something was wrong. He opened his eyes to take in his surroundings, but nothing looked out of the ordinary. He was still in the tent, still facing his designated side, and still fully clothed. It was only upon trying to sit up that...
4 years ago 2,056 Words 125 Likes 3,410 Views -
More Walking, More Talking
Chapter 42 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“So you’re going to help me fight from now on?” John asked. The phrasing of his question suggested that he’d pull his weight, but he knew that, compared to Moira, it wasn’t likely that he’d be able to get in more than one hit before she destroyed every Gnoll within a mile radius....
4 years ago 2,346 Words 107 Likes 3,356 Views -
Moira Brighton
Chapter 41 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
She was resplendent. Through the pain and the shock, John was struck with an all-encompassing awe. Moira’s armor gleamed in the cavern’s crystalline luminescence as if it were polished silver. Her hair billowed in the wind of her own movement, bright and red and shimmering. There...
4 years ago 3,002 Words 134 Likes 3,817 Views -
Intent
Chapter 40 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“So you noticed them first this time,” Moira said in hushed tones, crouching beside John. “That gives you an advantage. How are you going to use it?” “Okay,” John replied, “if I’m downwind, that means they won’t pick up on me as long as I stay out of sight and stay quiet. That...
5 years ago 3,428 Words 114 Likes 3,395 Views
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