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Checking the Registry
by HaplessOne
Chapter 10 in The Penis Size Registration Act
I sat in my car for a long time, staring at the card. I wanted to throw it out the window but knew it wouldn’t help. Flaccid: 0.85 inches. Erect: 2.9 inches x 3.5 inches. I pulled out my phone and opened up the Official Penis Size Registry and looked up my name. Sure enough, m...
1 year ago 524 Words 5 Likes 677 Views -
Introduction
by HaplessOne
Chapter 1 in Encounter with the Ex
Cash and Jess were strolling down the street. They chatted and laughed, heading to their favorite local bar. Suddenly, Cash froze mid-sentence, his eyes widening in recognition as he spotted a familiar figure barreling down the street. "Oh no," he muttered under his breath. Jes...
1 year ago 760 Words 2 Likes 514 Views -
Changing in the bathroom
by HaplessOne
Chapter 3 in Naked and Embarrassed
You head towards the bathroom to get changed but as you close the door you notice there's no lock. Unfortunately there's nowhere else to go so you decide to hurry and get dressed. You toss off your shirt taking a moment to admire your toned upper body in the mirror. All that work...
1 year ago 319 Words 9 Likes 3,787 Views -
Technical difficulties
by HaplessOne
Chapter 9 in The Penis Size Registration Act
“What’s wrong?” Asked the nurse. “Um...well, the penis size slider only goes down to 0.5.” The nurse took the mouse and fiddled with the computer. “Oh...huh. We’ll have to reach out to IT. Oh! Sally!” The nurse flagged down a young woman wearing a hoody. She started walking ove...
1 year ago 639 Words 8 Likes 1,283 Views -
Ice test
by HaplessOne
Chapter 8 in The Penis Size Registration Act
“Hey Lisa?” Amy said. “What’s up?” She approached the computer. “It’s saying we need to do an ice test? What’s that?” Lisa perked up. “Oh wow, we’ve never done one of those.” She stepped towards the door and swung it open. We were right outside the nurses station where several...
1 year ago 1,103 Words 6 Likes 1,405 Views -
Official registration
by HaplessOne
Chapter 7 in The Penis Size Registration Act
“Well,” said Lisa, “we better get his card printed.” “Oh right!” Amy said. She began to tap away at the computer. As she did so, Lisa approached and knelt down in front of me. Her face was a few inches away from my penis. “Sorry,” she said, “I’m quite fascinated by penises. You...
1 year ago 291 Words 8 Likes 1,463 Views -
Jennifer is recognized
by HaplessOne
Chapter 13 in Gretchen's World
The next few weeks passed and a new script arrived and Jennifer made a point of setting aside time to read it.. The early part of the episode was Gretchen at the cafeteria seeing a hot guy. Jennifer hoped this was the romantic lead, but those hopes were summarily dashed as Gretc...
2 years ago 879 Words 7 Likes 385 Views -
Sort of
by HaplessOne
Chapter 6 in The Penis Size Registration Act
Gently, Amy pinched. “It...it doesn’t feel like….is it just foreskin?” She said almost immediately. Lisa guffawed. “Yeah,” I said, “sorry, it does this sometimes.” Her touch was more effective than mine though and I shortly thereafter began to get hard. Amy continued to st...
2 years ago 376 Words 12 Likes 2,555 Views -
Amy helps again
by HaplessOne
Chapter 5 in The Penis Size Registration Act
“Yeah, just get yourself hard and Amy will do the final measurement.” Lisa said. Amy and my eyes met, and I saw her blush slightly. I looked down at myself. My penis had shriveled up to it’s tiniest state. It was difficult to jerk off when it was this tiny, as my actual penis...
2 years ago 306 Words 8 Likes 2,594 Views -
Amy helps you out
by HaplessOne
Chapter 4 in The Penis Size Registration Act
“Alright. So I’ll need to enter your measurements. First off I’ll need your flaccid size.” Her eyes darted down to my penis. “Oh! I guess it’s a bit chilly in here now, isn’t it?” I glanced down and noticed I looked a fair bit smaller than usual. Amy giggled as she approached,...
2 years ago 539 Words 11 Likes 2,964 Views -
Get undressed
by HaplessOne
Chapter 3 in The Penis Size Registration Act
I stripped off my shirt and saw her bite her lip. I was in good shape, that much I was proud of. I was a little bit more nervous about the rest of me, but I tried to act confident as I dropped my pants. As I pulled down my boxers, I watched Amy to gauge her reaction, and I saw a...
2 years ago 621 Words 9 Likes 4,025 Views -
Cash (small penis)
by HaplessOne
Chapter 2 in The Penis Size Registration Act
I remember arriving at the registration center and seeing my high school crush, Amy Handel. She saw me and a big smile spread across her face. She had always been sweet and acknowledged me even though I wasn’t popular. “Cash! She said. “It’s been so long!” We chatted as I waited...
2 years ago 337 Words 8 Likes 3,850 Views -
Introduction
by HaplessOne
Chapter 1 in The Penis Size Registration Act
After Hilary Clinton was elected, the following midterms saw a sweep of women politicians taking office. A series of female forward legislation began to be passed, culminating in the “Penis Size Registration Act”, which required all men to report and have their penises measured a...
2 years ago 50 Words 8 Likes 7,337 Views -
Jennifer can't get away from her phone
by HaplessOne
Chapter 12 in Gretchen's World
Jennifer knew she needed to do something, but she couldn’t help but keep scrolling. Her name was everywhere and the humiliation on social media didn’t end. Someone had tweeted at Wonderbra: Hey @Wonderbra, have you ever thought of signing Jennifer Brigand as your spokeswoman? Je...
2 years ago 706 Words 8 Likes 442 Views
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