Get undressed

I stripped off my shirt and saw her bite her lip. I was in good shape, that much I was proud of. I was a little bit more nervous about the rest of me, but I tried to act confident as I dropped my pants. As I pulled down my boxers, I watched Amy to gauge her reaction, and I saw as her eyes grew wide with surprise. She was the most beautiful girl I’d ever seen, easily the most attractive girl at our high school, probably at the college she’d gone to as well. Her ex-husband had been a massive specimen of a man, over 6’ and built like a fridge. I was handsome, with a nice build, but still slender.

“Oh my gosh!” Amy exclaimed. She covered her face with her hand but I could tell she was smiling.

“I knew it.” Came a second female voice. It was the brunette from earlier. She was smirking at me. Amy glanced at her. “Lisa, you’re back so soon!”

“Well, I had a feeling this was going to me a memorable one.” Lisa said. Her eyes were locked on my crotch.

“Yeah, for sure.” Amy said. The two women were both eyeing my genitals, and I was getting anxious. They exchanged glances and burst into laughter.

“Wow, sorry dude. I had a feeling, but I didn’t know it was going to be that bad.” Said Lisa.

“Ohhhhhhh, Cash….” Amy touched my arm, her eyes locked on my penis. She gave me a look as our eyes met, a look of pity mixed with amusement. “I’m so sorry.” She said. It sounded like she meant it. I felt bewildered.

“Sorry for what?” I asked.

Her eyes bulged and her head whipped over to look at Lisa, who looked equally surprised.

“Oh, wow dude...do you really not know?” She and Amy exchanged a glance again and Lisa burst into laughter, Amy smiled but she looked at me and gave me another half smile that was heavily mixed with pity. “Lisa!” She said sharply. “Don’t be mean!”

“What?” Lisa said defensively. “Look me in the eye and tell me -.”

“Lisa! We’re supposed to be professionals! If you can’t be polite...” Amy said, her voice had an edge to it suddenly. Lisa raised her arms defensively but she did not argue, she shot me a look, her eyes met mine then traveled downwards, but she said nothing. I looked down in confusion, she must have been amused at the fact that I was naked I assumed.

“Sorry about Lisa, just ignore her.” Amy said.

“It’s fine.” I said simply as I looked at Lisa who was focused on her cell phone suddenly.

Amy smiled at me. “Anyways, we should probably get these measurements documented. Let me get the system booted up so I can put the entries into the national database.”

“Sure” I said. I stood there, fully nude as Amy booted up the computer. Lisa approached and helped. Amy and I made small talk as the system started up, reminiscing about high school. “It’s a bit warm, mind if I crack a window?” Lisa asked at one point. I didn’t think anything of it but as soon as the window was cracked I remembered that it was winter and shivered. Amy continued to make small talk as the computer started up and she brought up my file.

“Alright,” she said finally, “we’re ready to go! This database is so fascinating, it’s updated in real time. I can actually pull all the data nationwide, isn’t that cool? Lots of engineering went into this!”

“Yeah, it’s pretty impressive.” I agreed.

“Alright. So I’ll need to enter your measurements. First off I’ll need your flaccid size.”