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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Videogames, Watch Anime, Drown my sorrows in Porter. Although i have no sorrows. i still drown them though.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Everything. Except Sci-Fi. Fuck that shit, i want dragons, demons, damsels in distress, dudes in discord, drowning debaters and daring dealers. Alliterations are the greatest thing known to humans, closely followed by great arses.
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I am fucking bored. Do you see this extensive profile description? I have literally nothing better to do in my free time. Now go read my stories, they are mediocre!
- In conclusion, I am
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MEDIOCRE I TELL YOU! The english language is a bit stiff to me. Als Deutscher kann ich die Satzstrukturen dieser Sprache nicht völlig absorbieren. That's partly why i do this shit, to comprehend the english language. Mostly i do it to make attractive characters bang though.
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Waves in Motion
by Funatic
Chapter 2162 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“And that’s confirmed?” John asked. “Yes, yes, it is,” the Horned Rat responded. The god had managed to make his way across the ocean. Sometimes John wondered how it was that he seemed to ignore travel distances in much the same way the Gamer did using his teleportation outpost...
8 hours ago 2,327 Words 21 Likes 191 Views -
The Relocation
by Funatic
Chapter 2161 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Layla was pregnant with a girl, Lee and Lorelei with boys. Lorelei did consider having that be switched, since her clan was a matrilinear one, but ultimately elected not to. “There will be plenty of opportunities to produce an heiress,” she had reasoned. As long as John had anyth...
2 days ago 2,408 Words 39 Likes 585 Views -
First Wave Completed
by Funatic
Chapter 2160 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John woke up to the manic attempts of a woman trying to get his cock into her resisting throat. “Layla,” he groaned and put his hand on the back of her head. “Focus on the head. You’ll have plenty of time to learn how to deepthroat later.” The agreeing hum tickled the sensitive...
3 days ago 2,529 Words 38 Likes 555 Views -
Up and Coming 4 – Making a Name
by Funatic
Chapter 37 in Corporate Dominion
“I hate you. You are the worst.” Avari cleaned the last tears from the corners of her eyes, then wiggled her way out of the hug. “All of you. Just THE worst!” “Yeah, yeah.” Eldred managed to get one more head pat in before the gremlin jumped into an adjacent chair. “Can I ask yo...
5 days ago 2,113 Words 13 Likes 105 Views -
Up and Coming 3 – A presentation of Corpos and Fathers
by Funatic
Chapter 36 in Corporate Dominion
Ba-dump- Ba-dump- Ba-dump. It took three calm heartbeats before the words he had spoke properly registered in his own mind. In an instant, he jumped up, picking up Ellie as he went. It was a storm of jubilation from his soul to his lips, manifesting in manifold spins around his...
6 days ago 3,161 Words 14 Likes 104 Views -
The Triple Bred (Part 2) [Erotic Content]
by Funatic
Chapter 2159 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The duo sunk to the bed, crawling across the luxurious sheets. Every bit of their surrounding was a testament to the wealth and power that they had acquired together. The expensive, subtle decorations in the corners, the rich colour of the plaster, the size of the bed, the qualit...
6 days ago 2,939 Words 39 Likes 771 Views -
Up and Coming 2 – Big Rooms to Fill
by Funatic
Chapter 35 in Corporate Dominion
Once they had disentangled, Avari began the tour properly. “Alright, so we haven’t done a lot of restructuring in the general sense, so a lot of the places will be familiar and probably will be used to the same end as they were before our takeover.” The gremlin gestured at the r...
6 days ago 2,764 Words 11 Likes 110 Views -
The Triple Bred (Part 1) [Erotic Content]
by Funatic
Chapter 2158 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The first breeding had been in the Sex Dungeon, the second and third in a bedroom on Hawaii and the fourth on an altar in an Aztec city. Compared to these three, the harem-sized bed felt almost mundane. ‘That’s just my familiarity with it,’ John told himself and threw Layla onto...
1 week ago 2,300 Words 40 Likes 605 Views -
Up and Coming 1/Prologue – A Place called Home
by Funatic
Chapter 34 in Corporate Dominion
Without Neora in the room, the last bits of tension in it finally went away. A long sigh escaped Terua as she picked up the full tea cup that the Dark-Eyed Doll had left behind. The inhumanly long arm of the crone managed to reach far enough to pour the contents into a small caul...
1 week ago 2,845 Words 14 Likes 93 Views -
Dissonance 21/Epilogue – The Storm that Shatters
by Funatic
Chapter 33 in Corporate Dominion
It was difficult to say who was more annoyed after Eldred woke up: himself or the dwarves. According to the doctor, who promptly presented him with a bill, he had been out for almost an hour. An unusually long time by hospital standards, considering they had only needed thirty m...
1 week ago 2,571 Words 13 Likes 100 Views -
An Evening of Truth
by Funatic
Chapter 2157 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Scarlett waited for them at the restaurant. The long-haired redhead held a breadstick between two fingers. “An echo of past vices,” John commented as he approached the table. “Having cravings?” “Mhm,” Scarlett responded only with an enigmatic hum. She shot him a glare when he t...
1 week ago 2,693 Words 46 Likes 691 Views -
Dissonance 20/Finale – Chains of Opportunity
by Funatic
Chapter 32 in Corporate Dominion
Time seemed to stop. Otto and his henchmen froze in terror, Nyx remained silent, only Eldred moved, staring back at the divine thing that paid attention to him. Ragthar’s presence was like the unreachable sun in the driven man’s visualisation. The god was an uncaring, even cruel...
1 week ago 2,137 Words 17 Likes 114 Views -
A Movie Break
by Funatic
Chapter 2156 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Gnome and Moira managed to retreat into the privacy of the Palace, John and Layla shortly behind them. Right behind the door, in the safety of the many wards and precautions of their domicile, waited Fianna. The tiger maid was in the outfit of her station. A white, frill-trimmed...
1 week ago 2,132 Words 47 Likes 527 Views -
Dissonance 19 – Fighting Monsters
by Funatic
Chapter 31 in Corporate Dominion
Eldred had ice on his skin and fire in his veins. Hands clasped around his arm. With all of their shared might, Nyx tried to slow his descent. She slowed him somewhat, a difference that mattered. The floor was fast approaching. Landing on his back meant landing on his remaining...
1 week ago 2,560 Words 15 Likes 118 Views -
Friends and Loggings
by Funatic
Chapter 2154 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Took you long enough!” Delicia shouted as the ferry settled against the Pier. “We were starting to think we should just leave.” “She was thinking that,” Nightingale disagreed. “I have patience.” “Urgh, Gale, you are so whipped! What happened to the girl that would sneer at nob...
1 week ago 2,142 Words 49 Likes 548 Views -
Dissonance 18 – Ganging Up
by Funatic
Chapter 30 in Corporate Dominion
The granite block of the Granite-Block district was so large it boggled the mind. Eldred had only ever seen it from afar, which had belied the scale. Up, left, or right, whichever direction Eldred looked, it was just smooth granite. Not perfectly smooth, it was still natural in s...
1 week ago 2,580 Words 15 Likes 137 Views -
Handing over Notes
by Funatic
Chapter 2155 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Sandwiches were eaten, his dick was sucked, and after about half an hour, they were ready to move on. It was just past noon at that point, still quite early in what was a hopefully long day of love and laughter. Delicia and Nightingale cleaned their mouths by drinking water deri...
1 week ago 2,632 Words 52 Likes 920 Views -
A Garden and a Reading
by Funatic
Chapter 2153 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“I want a hedge wall.” Layla gestured first westwards, then drew a curve along the east. “From the base of the mountain to that little bay there. On the other side, make it curve from the water all the way to the passage between the two mountains.” “As you command.” John tapped...
2 weeks ago 2,714 Words 50 Likes 744 Views -
Chats on a Ferry
by Funatic
Chapter 2152 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
With a belly full of greasy goodness and with two gorgeous women by his side, the emperor of Fusion strutted down the streets of the Commercial district. Things were picking up now. People were setting up their shops or waiting for the customers to move from the food places to th...
2 weeks ago 2,980 Words 49 Likes 649 Views -
Dissonance 17 – Void and Lotus [Vex POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 29 in Corporate Dominion
The buffoon ran down the street, unaware that the cracking behind him was not that of roaring clouds. Both of them hanging suspended above the street, Vex’s palms met the red sheath of the undrawn blade repeatedly. The mysterious woman was swinging leisurely, though at their pa...
2 weeks ago 2,721 Words 16 Likes 145 Views
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