Funatic
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Videogames, Watch Anime, Drown my sorrows in Porter. Although i have no sorrows. i still drown them though.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Everything. Except Sci-Fi. Fuck that shit, i want dragons, demons, damsels in distress, dudes in discord, drowning debaters and daring dealers. Alliterations are the greatest thing known to humans, closely followed by great arses.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I am fucking bored. Do you see this extensive profile description? I have literally nothing better to do in my free time. Now go read my stories, they are mediocre!
- In conclusion, I am
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MEDIOCRE I TELL YOU! The english language is a bit stiff to me. Als Deutscher kann ich die Satzstrukturen dieser Sprache nicht völlig absorbieren. That's partly why i do this shit, to comprehend the english language. Mostly i do it to make attractive characters bang though.
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What was Expected? by Funatic
Chapter 2127 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Rising Annihilation had reached its maximum. Just above 400 more points in Strength and Agility was enough to bridge the gap in the latter between John and the uniter of these islands. In Strength, the Hawaiian native remained superior, a fact that the Gamer more than counteracte...
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Covering Fire [Nathalia POV] by Funatic
Chapter 2126 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
First, there was fire. Enveloping her, embracing her, spreading from her as she dove down as a pyroclastic projectile upon the tendrils for water. Second, there was steam. Heat boiled liquid in a flash. A cover of white spread around them. The creature, Kanaloa as a typed-out wa...
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- 750 Views
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City of Opportunities 7 – Into the Portal by Funatic
Chapter 8 in Corporate Dominion
“Now I feel like a massive moron,” Avari groaned. “I’ll repay you,” Eldred immediately promised, upper body bent in a deep bow. They were in the middle of a mall, one serving the needs of the locals. There were many terms for the frontliners of the corporations. Adventurer, exp...
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City of Opportunities 6 – Then they were Three by Funatic
Chapter 7 in Corporate Dominion
Eldred waltzed into the government building. He was an altogether less put together version of himself than the one that had walked in there the day prior. His rain jacket was covered in dust and damaged from the various items that Nyx had launched at him. His pants were in a si...
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City of Opportunities 5 – Low Bar for Entry by Funatic
Chapter 6 in Corporate Dominion
“What is this device? Is it a server?” Nyx inquired. Eldred was almost too enticed by her ever-melodic trill to actually hear the questions. Opening the laptop, the skinny man answered, “It’s something that runs programs, which are… virtual machines inside the machine that opera...
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City of Opportunities 4 – The Bearable Cold by Funatic
Chapter 5 in Corporate Dominion
Eldred woke up on a flat mattress in a starlit room. He was naked, a fact he was readily reminded of by another gust that drifted in through the broken window, to be then pulled down through the hole in the floor. The cold had woken him. It was warm in this district, though he h...
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City of Opportunities 3 – From Bottom to Top [Erotic Content] by Funatic
Chapter 4 in Corporate Dominion
\[A quick Author’s Note for those of you who might read this as my first work: When you see the \[Erotic Content\] marked in a title, the chapter is designed to be skippable. That means, if you are not in the mood for lewds, you can go straight to the next one without missing sto...
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City of Opportunities 2 – Fear and Warmth by Funatic
Chapter 3 in Corporate Dominion
Turning the key in the front door was a formality. Miraculously, the door itself was intact, but there was a window not two steps from it that was so thoroughly broken that he wouldn’t even have to worry about glass shards. Climbing into his own building like some petty thief, ho...
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- 91 Views
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City of Opportunities 1 – A Dilapidated Gift of Fate by Funatic
Chapter 2 in Corporate Dominion
The office building was located in the Rust-Grass district. Eldred had not even known of that district’s existence before. On one hand, he could not be blamed for this. Iridescia was a city of ever-expanding sprawl, with districts getting added every year to compensate for both...
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Introduction by Funatic
Chapter 1 in Corporate Dominion
All of the world was behind the thick curtain of the drops. They filled the air with a barrier, a great filter of sound and light. All was muffled by it. The distant sounds of the highway. The light of the flickering neon lantern. The laughter, crying, and empty silence of the pe...
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