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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Videogames, Watch Anime, Drown my sorrows in Porter. Although i have no sorrows. i still drown them though.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Everything. Except Sci-Fi. Fuck that shit, i want dragons, demons, damsels in distress, dudes in discord, drowning debaters and daring dealers. Alliterations are the greatest thing known to humans, closely followed by great arses.
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I am fucking bored. Do you see this extensive profile description? I have literally nothing better to do in my free time. Now go read my stories, they are mediocre!
- In conclusion, I am
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MEDIOCRE I TELL YOU! The english language is a bit stiff to me. Als Deutscher kann ich die Satzstrukturen dieser Sprache nicht völlig absorbieren. That's partly why i do this shit, to comprehend the english language. Mostly i do it to make attractive characters bang though.
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Smiting and Kissing
by Funatic
Chapter 2139 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Jane, Hailey, Moira and Ehtra – one light mage, two faithful and an angel of vengeance. It was a rather holy-themed party. Leaning into that, John elected that they would do a clear of a good old Demon Dungeon. The blackness beyond the I.D. Gate changed in accordance with the ac...
12 hours ago 2,746 Words 28 Likes 274 Views -
Dissonance 8 – Start to a Small Adventure
by Funatic
Chapter 20 in Corporate Dominion
The portal was tiny, barely large enough for one person to walk through at a time. It was no wonder, then, that it was located in the middle of a factory hall, its surroundings poorly defended. Since a war over the Echo yield of such a small rift would hardly be worth it, the foc...
21 hours ago 2,167 Words 7 Likes 52 Views -
Dissonance 7 – Weapons and Wiles
by Funatic
Chapter 19 in Corporate Dominion
The weapons in the sparring room came in wood, steel and blunted steel varieties. Practicing with sharp weapons may not have been the most advisable, but if someone died playing with knives, that wasn’t the company’s problem. Well, except for the part where they had to potentiall...
21 hours ago 2,609 Words 7 Likes 44 Views -
Leisurely Grinding
by Funatic
Chapter 2138 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“And with that, you are done for the day,” Ehtra stated. John laughed loudly. It wasn’t like the First of Hatred to deliver a joke of this variety, which made it even funnier. One of her finely swung eyebrows rose contemptuously at his outburst. That made him giggle more. Then,...
1 day ago 2,357 Words 40 Likes 550 Views -
Recharging and Imperial Theology
by Funatic
Chapter 2137 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Perhaps it said a few things about John that his method of coping with denying Esmeralda was to tie Eliana up and use her as his personal cum-depository. The pretty little psycho still wore her harness around the house. She made an announcement that she would take it off once...
3 days ago 3,240 Words 46 Likes 908 Views -
Taking No for an Answer
by Funatic
Chapter 2136 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**Lorelei: Beloved John,** **A vision has come to me. The consequences of your press conference shall soon find you. Know that you may walk however many steps you wish, yet the road will always end in a simple split. Either affirm, walking an uncertain path of thorns and roses...
4 days ago 2,802 Words 50 Likes 684 Views -
Dissonance 6 – Achieving Power
by Funatic
Chapter 18 in Corporate Dominion
Eldred and Avari were Cultivating in one of the many private rooms of the facility. Basic, modern orchestral music played on the provided boxes. Synthesised voices mixed with various instruments into an overall subtle melody, pushed further into the background by the intense drum...
5 days ago 2,370 Words 10 Likes 120 Views -
Dissonance 5 – No Giving In
by Funatic
Chapter 17 in Corporate Dominion
The climb. It was all that mattered. Though his frozen hands could only burn with pain, he kept on dragging himself upwards. The climb. Winds broke on his back, whipping him with particles of hail and raw cold. In his ears, rang the dissonant sound of two souls crashing into e...
1 week ago 2,602 Words 12 Likes 103 Views -
Imperial Journalism [Journo POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 2135 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The Goldbelt Journal was a newspaper that had formed just a month ago. It was a consolidation effort of several journalists who had seen the light of the Lady. After having split from their previous organizations, if they had any, they had come together as one of the few newspape...
1 week ago 2,481 Words 55 Likes 1,023 Views -
Alchemy and Residences
by Funatic
Chapter 2134 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Alchemy. It had been a long-neglected field of research and development in the Abyss. Generally, it had been agreed upon that it was simply inferior to enchantment and artifice (and their fusion arcano-tech). Why engineer a new lifeform with mutagens and biomancy when you could...
1 week ago 2,378 Words 51 Likes 653 Views -
Dissonance 4 – What gives?! [Otto POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 16 in Corporate Dominion
Otto reached into the inside pocket of his suit. Thick fingers pushed down and aside the various notes he kept in there. One of the yellow slips fluttered to the ground. Otto checked which one of the debts that one belonged to. “Gotta collect that later,” he grunted and stuffed t...
1 week ago 2,182 Words 13 Likes 140 Views -
Talking about Trash
by Funatic
Chapter 2133 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
If John ever created a documentary about the natural habitats of his women, none would cause more head-scratching than Lyndell. How would the public react to knowing that the last Lorylim had turned into a cave-dwelling goth girl? With belated amusement, most likely. John stepp...
1 week ago 2,486 Words 56 Likes 923 Views -
Trek Date
by Funatic
Chapter 2132 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
After the meeting, the harem scattered. Lee brought most of the women back to the US mainland, to continue the activities they had before. Lulu and Lyly were returned to their operations as well. Those that remained were those that had both the time and interest to stay in the tr...
1 week ago 2,439 Words 60 Likes 1,029 Views -
Dissonance 3 – Cultivation
by Funatic
Chapter 15 in Corporate Dominion
Avari bought them breakfast at the sole acceptable bakery in the district, then arranged the delivery of a fridge for the future. “I got enough money saved up to keep us afloat for a couple of months, if I have to, but if you make me spend all of that, it’s going to cost you in o...
1 week ago 2,413 Words 14 Likes 138 Views -
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City of Opportunities Epilewd – First Company Gathering [Erotic Content]
by Funatic
Chapter 13 in Corporate Dominion
\[Author's Note: Forgot to post this and CHYOA doesn't have a re-order tool, so I will solve this like this. Link back at the bottom goes back to the main story.\] Eldred grasped Avari’s horns. Doing so in lust and not anger was a small fantasy realized – for both of them if the...
1 week ago 6,787 Words 11 Likes 110 Views -
Dissonance 2 – Companies, Harems, Money (or lack thereof)
by Funatic
Chapter 14 in Corporate Dominion
“YOU SPENT ALL OUR MONEY?!” Avari squawked. “Yup,” Eldred responded with a strained grunt. His arms and core were burning from the strain of repeated push-ups, made better and worse by the ghost lady seated on his back. The stronger he got, the more tangible she could be. A pure...
1 week ago 3,706 Words 13 Likes 133 Views -
Dissonance 1 – An Appointment
by Funatic
Chapter 13 in Corporate Dominion
“I’ve come to see the CEO.” A dismissive glance was the initial response to Eldred’s words. The man that he had previously interacted with in the New Foundations Company was not on shift that day. In his stead sat an attractive female. She had black hair, tied up into a pair of...
2 weeks ago 2,624 Words 15 Likes 185 Views -
Windows of Hawaii
by Funatic
Chapter 2131 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Eight hours of lovemaking, a good night’s rest, and a thorough shower later, John convened the wrap-up meeting of the harem for the Hawaii matter. It meant they couldn’t lounge on the beach anymore, so that had some of the haremettes upset. Staying in paradise was never a long-te...
2 weeks ago 2,571 Words 57 Likes 1,121 Views -
City of Opportunities Finale – Risk and Reward
by Funatic
Chapter 12 in Corporate Dominion
Eldred came back to, covered in pain. It was different from the embrace of cold Nyx indirectly subjected him to. This was actual, inhibiting pain, laming his muscles. Dullest were the throbs of the bruises he had suffered now over four days ago. They had healed well, aided by the...
2 weeks ago 2,595 Words 15 Likes 151 Views
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