Funatic

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Member since Mar 18, 2016

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Gender: Male

Birthday: -

Location: -

Homepage: https://www.patreon.com/Funatic

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Play Videogames, Watch Anime, Drown my sorrows in Porter. Although i have no sorrows. i still drown them though.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Everything. Except Sci-Fi. Fuck that shit, i want dragons, demons, damsels in distress, dudes in discord, drowning debaters and daring dealers. Alliterations are the greatest thing known to humans, closely followed by great arses.

My favorite word for "penis" is: -

My favorite word for "vagina" is: -

I write erotica because: I am fucking bored. Do you see this extensive profile description? I have literally nothing better to do in my free time. Now go read my stories, they are mediocre!

In conclusion, I am: MEDIOCRE I TELL YOU! The english language is a bit stiff to me. Als Deutscher kann ich die Satzstrukturen dieser Sprache nicht völlig absorbieren. That's partly why i do this shit, to comprehend the english language. Mostly i do it to make attractive characters bang though.