To the Photo Booth!

“How about we get photos out of the way before anything happens to our dresses?” Aelita suggested as the three of you took in the wonderful job the Toads and the servants did with the place.

Starfire immediately giggled and nodded, “Wedding dresses at a Gardner wedding are sponges for the spinach of the cream and fire.” Less said of your dad’s wedding to Doctor Joy the better.

“Well let's hurry to the photographer then,” Aelita said as she took your and Starfire’s hands and marched as best as her pregnant butt could to the photobooth.

“Why is the photo booth past the buffet?” Aelita grumbled as you moved a tray of mashed potatoes away from the table's edge. Not a minute later, Starfire held Aelita back as a Red Toad came running by with a pot of TurHiqua, a Tamaranean dish very close to tomato soup.

“We needed room for the fountains depicting our first meetings with James,” Starfire said as she quickly sampled the passing dish. It was true, the fountains depicting you and Aelita in defensive positions on a mini Breach’s Island and the one of you being presented Starfire wearing a gift bow on Christmas came out beautifully.

Your wives and you very carefully avoided the small puddles of purple soup before finally reaching the photographer.

“Hey hey, first customers of the night,” the ‘photographer’ said as he worked on adjusting his camera. You stared at him as you took in his attire. He had on the most stereotypical pimp outfit, fur coat and wide brimmed hat with a large feather.

“Ohh nice costume, is that one of the props we may use?” Starfire asks as she shifts her head between the photographer’s outfit, the crates of props, and yourself.

“Props, shit nah, this is my work outfit,” the photographer said as he held out a business card. “This just a side gig while I work on expanding my *cough* products.” You took the card and you all read the company name, “Pimptastic Thugz Inc. For all your hoe needs day or night. *not responsible for missing valuables.”

“Huh…” you say as you look at the guy and then at a Toadsworth glaring at the wannabe pimp from a few yards away. “Well anyways, let's get this photo sesh started.”

“Now that’s what I like to hear, grab props or don’t, I don’t care.” You gave Aelita and Starfire a looking showing how unsure you were but they were already too busy digging into the prop crates.

“How about this hat and lasso?” Starfire asks as she holds out an oversized cowboy hat and a length of rope. “You could look like Friend Uncle Hoss.”

“And you always wanted to play doctor.” Aelita smirked flirtatiously as she picked up a set of nurse caps.

“Let's get the normal pictures out of the way and work our way up…WOAH! Hahaha!” You suggested before you got literally swept off your feet by Starfire and carried over to the smart background the wannabe pimp (who will be named WB for now) had set up for photos.

“Lets!” Starfire cheered as she flew you over and held you over her head as WB took several photos of different angles. Starfire eventually set you down from the various positions she had carried you in and you took more regular photos of the two of you side by side and in each other’s embrace.

“My turn!” Aelita said as she bumped Starfire out of the way. Starfire just laughed and flew over to the crates to continue to peruse the props.

You very carefully picked up Aelita and posed as if to present her to the camera while giving the happiest smile. You set her down after our photo is taken and start some poses of cuddling (including some with you touching her baby bump) and some kissing.

“Nice, very domestic, now how ‘bout you spice things up,” WB chuckles a bit to himself towards the end.

“Relax, we are paying you aren’t we?” You say as Starfire hands you the cowboy hat and hands Aelita a headband and cowbell collar matching the set on her own head and neck.

“Right…” WB said as you ignored him tucking an Amulet of Nightmares, Bad Luck, and Leg Cramps into his pocket. You were fairly sure it was the same one Jamie’s Raven created back in middle school or something. You figure that will sort itself out. You take your pose.

“Ready!” Starfire says as she lays on the floor with a loop of rope lassoed under her boobs and trapping her arms to her torso. Aelita was snuggled close to your back and gave her most curious and concerned expression. Meanwhile you wore a cocky grin and had the other end of the lasso in your grip, posed like you had just caught the fleeing Starfire.

“Nice and sexy,” WB said as Starfire flew herself back right side up. Aelita nodded before she walked to a differently marked box.

“What are these?” Aelita asked as she opened a box and pulled out a bunch of pins.

“Those are my AR Pins, they make it so that I can overlay different costumes over your clothes without a costume change. They are great for, um, special videos,” he explained as Aelita set the pins down and wiped her hand with a handkerchief.

“Hey Starfire, you want to be a princess?” You say as you presented a tall cone with a ribbon at the top, a classic ren faire princess hat. You really wanted to distract Aelita from what WB just revealed to her.

“But I’m already a princess…?” You placed the hat on her and presented another to Aelita who took it before spotting something else among the props. Aelita gave you a look as she picked up a helmet in the shape of a dragon.