The criminal council recruits a Bat Scoundrel

Bruce wakes up alone in his cage the door is swingin open "Marsha" he shouts but no reply he enters the lounge area he sees his suit crumpled on the corner with the Bat Diamond sat on it like a giant paperweight "Marsha" he shouts again still no response he approaches the door to her master bedroom steadies his hand and turns the knob as he enters he's transported to a place made of glass...not glass he thinks Diamond he takes a couple of steps "Darling" he looks around there she is gloriously projected onto the wall, every wall her reflection refracted onto every diamond edge...she removes he coat underneath a skimpy robe she's teasing him "Come find me Darling" she's everywhere he closes his eyes, her gorgeous face and body painted on the inside of his eyelids. "You are my concubinus, my ****" the words rake across his mind "Find me darling". Suddenly the room changes to a house of mirrors there she is, he reaches out it's an illusion, again and again untill there she stands he can smell her perfume, he takes her hand he can feel her skin he takes off her robe her glorious body stands before him they embrace his fingers brush her nipples he hears "Darling, Darling" click, click, "DARLING" Click, click and it's all gone he wakes in his cell,the other men wailing seething jealousy at the special treatment Batman is recieving Marsha in front of him clicking her fingers in his face to wake him "Finally darling, Laziness is not an attractive feature" he apologises Marsha looks at the men screaming for her "QUIET" She continues "it seems you're not the most popular man around here..." She reaches into his pants "This drives them almost as wild as it does you doesn't it darling" moans can be heard "I said quiet!" Pure silence "now Batman hurry up and get dressed we have a meeting to attend and I have a wicked idea" she starts to laugh.

The Snowy Cones ice cream factory a legitimate business to hide the penguins shady practices deep in the bowels Gotham's villains have their monthly meeting this month the Penguin is hosting. Inside The Joker, Penguin, Riddler, Catwoman sit at a round table each discussing their latest crimes and plans when Marsha Enters the room. "You're late..." Hisses Catwoman, "Darling I'd expect you of all people to understand being fashionably late" she takes her seat, she listens patiently as the criminals discuss their plans so not step on anyone's toes or territory till it's Marsha's turn as she stands Batman bursts through the door, the villains are in shock and recoil "Who told that pointy eared pest about this meeting?" Shouts penguin, "This isntmy idea of a joke" adds Joker, "When is bowling like a banana? When it's time to split" adds the riddler as he motions for the door,. Catwoman sits sensually with her legs crossed scratching her nails on the table. Batman looks at them all "I've been listening the whole time you're all going to Arkham...", Marsha stands up "I don't think so darling" she motions Batman over she begins to clap and laugh wildly "On your knees..." He drops "marvelous performance darling" she looks at the other shocked villains "sorry for the theatre I just couldn't resist", Penguin interjects "so the stories of Batman stealing for you were true I presumed you were using a fake WAHWAHWAH", "Not at all Pengy...he's the real deal" she replies, Catwoman looks utterly disgusted "How did you do this to him? Miaow", "You thought I was simply the queen of diamonds it appears I'm also the queen of hearts..." Catwoman begins to sensually drag her nails across Batman's back to no response she's puzzled "paws off my Batman, kitty" she pushes Catwoman's hand away.

Marsha continues "I now hold Commissioner Gordon, Chief O'Hara and Batman in my ward, the police are too afraid to act because if they do their their beloved Chief and Commissioner will meet an untimely end. I have complete control of Batman, which is why I can officially declare Martial law in Gotham City, do as you will but I will take 10% of all earnings" there's uproar from the other villains and their representatives "Batman be a dear and tell them excatly what will happen if they don't cooperate", Batman stands up "I will hunt you down stop all of your operations and if Marsha deems it so I'll kill every last one of you"..., "Even me?" Asks a visibly upset Catwoman. "Even you darling" adds Marsha..."What about boy blunder? WAHWAHWAH" asks Penguin. "Robin? He'll either join my cause or Batman here will pluck his feathers" says Marsha "Look this doesn't have to be a bad thing we own this town so what do you say?" Each of the villains reluctantly agrees to Marsha's terms "WONDERFUL DARLINGS I'll take my tithes this time next month"

Later back at Marsha's place she's released Batman from his cell for a candle lit dinner, Marsha's cleavage pouring out of her dress a trademark diamond necklace falling between her breasts. "You were wonderful today darling", "Thank you Marsha, it's just wonderful to be near you", "Yes, yes I never tire of hearing that darling, I have a question to ask you...Where is Robin?", "On a trip with Aunt Harriett he's due to return tomorrow", "I'd hate for him to ruin our good time, but you know I would love to have him join us here but there doesn't seem to be enough room the in the suitors quarters... whatever will we do" she taps her chin, "Perhaps Batman if you bring me Robin he could have your cage..." A shocked Batman retorts "Where would I sleep?", Marsha stands up and beckons Batman to her wrapping herself around him gently caressing his crotch she sensually whispers in his ear "Why you would receive the ultimate reward...you'd sleep in the masters quarters with me permanently, for you would be my King of Diamonds would you like that?", "More than anything" says Batman, Marsha pushes him away coldly "Good then you know what to do, now it's getting late it's time for bed" the Grand Mogul and his men pull Batman away lead him to his cell "Sweet dreams"