The Perfect Girlfriend

Even walking down the street with this guy felt like a cruel and unusual form of **** to Kylie. She was sure every single person who passed her was judging her just for associating with this loser, and she was supposed to act like his adoring girlfriend? Hopefully that notion would be too absurd for most people to believe. Maybe they would think she was pretending to date him for a particularly mean prank, or he was some tech millionaire who she was rinsing for money, she wouldn't mind either of those assumptions anywhere near as much.

And so far she only had to worry about what random plebs walking past her thought. What happened if she was seen by someone whose opinion actually mattered to her? Like that bitch Tania, her rival from college, or Cody, her asshole of an ex who Tania was now dating. Oh God, what if she ran into them together while she was with her new "boyfriend"? It wasn't an unrealistic possibility.

"So where are you taking me?" Kylie asked anxiously.

"We have a busy day ahead of us" Kyle warned her "First, I'm going to take you to show off to my buddies. They are going to freak when they see you. And as well as being super affectionate to me in front of them, I want you to be nice to my friends too, so that you integrate into my social group smoothly, and never contradict me. Then, I am taking you to meet my parents, to finally make them proud of me. We'll pretend we've been dating for a couple of months now and it has gotten pretty serious. Just follow my lead and agree with whatever I say. Then, we'll head to your place, grab some of your stuff and bring it to mine, since you will be living with me now. After that, I want you to take me somewhere you would usually go, so I can integrate into your world too"

Kylie was shell shocked. She would probably on the beach being penetrated by the hot surfer dude, while waves crashed over them both like in a movie, if this fucker hadn't been eavesdropping on her conversation. Now it was like he had gained access to her mind and was meticulously crafting her own personal living nightmare.

"How long are you planning for us to be doing this for?" she wondered.

"This curse is life long, right?"

"Until one of us dies" Kylie confirmed with a look of horror.

"Perfect. Then I can't see any reason for me to ever end this. You are stunning, and if there is anything I decide I don't like about you, I can change it. Frankly, I am never going to get anything close to a deal this good with anyone else. I need to take a few safeguarding measures for both of us right now though"

"What do you mean?" Kylie asked, again sounding apprehensive.

"Kylie, I know you appear to be in great physical shape, but I want you to maintain a healthy lifestyle at all times as well. No **** unless you have my specific permission, no smoking, no vaping, you will eat healthy meals and avoid snacks and any processed foods or sugar. You will also go for full and thorough physical examinations every six months which you will pay for yourself. I don't have the discipline for any of that, so Kylie, you will also become an expert doctor who will be able to give me regular check ups and full body examinations to ensure any life threatening diseases I may have are caught early"

Kylie felt numb. This just kept getting worse and worse, and she hadn't known this guy for an hour yet. It was starting to sound like she could be stuck with him for another sixty or seventy years.

"Okay, we're here. This is where my people usually assemble" Kyle told his **** companion as he pointed at a comic book store she wouldn't normally be seen dead in "You know what would be amazing now I think of it? Kylie, you now have an exhaustive knowledge of DC Comics, and I guess Marvel too to be on the safe side. But if anyone asks, you think DC is way superior. Got that?"

"Got it" Kylie confirmed, her head still spinning as they walked into the store together and approached a crowd of what she assumed were his buddies.