Kylie's New Social Circle

Kyle's buddies all looked shocked when he came strolling confidently towards them with Kylie in tow. It was extremely rare for him to be accompanied by any female, let alone one who looked like she did.

"Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Kylie!" he announced smugly while Kylie was **** to smile politely. She just wanted to get out of there and away from these people already.

"What?" Luke, Kyle's best friend asked as he looked Kylie up and down and immediately realised something didn't add up "No offence Kyle, but Kylie, are you doing this for a bet or a joke? Because if you are I don't find it very amusing"

"No way!" Kylie answered emphatically, despite the fact she would have loved to have been able to pass this off as either one of those things. That actually would have been pretty funny, she thought to herself "I'm with him because he's hot and we have a genuine connection"

"Hot?" Kyle's other friend Derek snorted "Come on, I'm not buying this!"

"She's not lying, Kylie does find me hot. In fact she had to beg me to date her, isn't that right Kylie?"

"I mean, yes, but you don't have to embarrass me like that in front of your friends" Kylie blushed in horror at the non contradictory answer she was **** to give.

"Wait, did I just hear that right. SHE begged YOU?" Lee, the other friend present checked in disbelief.

"Sure, I usually like my women to be better educated than Kylie is" Kyle explained "But she is cute and persistent and wore me down eventually. But if you would like me to see the begging thing I can make her do it now!"

"Sure, go for it" Derek challenged.

"Okay, Kylie, get on your hands and knees and beg me to let you keep dating me. And do it with a smile on your face!"

A thoroughly humiliated Kylie had **** but to lower herself to the dirty ground of a store she had no business being in, in front of people she considered to be beneath her, to satisfy the ego of someone she loathed.

"I'm begging you Kyle, please keep dating me. I know I'm not as smart as you are, and your knowledge of comics is vastly superior to mine, but I can learn more about them from you, and I do have other ways of making you happy"

Kyle's friends were visibly in awe of him now. None of them could quite believe what they were witnessing, but it was obvious Kylie wasn't playing a cruel joke on their friend. If she had been, then she would have been the one looking foolish by this point.

"Teach me of your ways, oh Great One!" Lee joked.

"Honestly guys, you just have to be assertive and let them know who is boss" Kyle ruffled Kylie's hair in a patronising way then kissed her forehead "Okay, you can stand up again babe. We're still good."

"Thanks babe!" Kylie smiled inanely as she rose to her feet.

"So you are into comics, Kylie?" Luke asked with more than a hint of scepticism "Who are your favourite three characters?"

"Um, I'd have to say Ellaine Belloc, Perpetua and Wonder Woman. Honourable mention to Supergirl"

Kylie had only half heard of two of those and had no idea who the other ones were at all, but figured that going exclusively for females might sound convincing.

"Oh, nice, you're a DC girl then?" Derek asked approvingly

"Of course! DC is way more iconic and less formulaic than it's inferior competitor which I won't even bother naming" Kylie smiled, despite truly hating just how dorky she was sounding.

"I think this one might be a keeper" Lee slapped his buddy on the back in congratulations at his apparent find.

"Oh, she is here for the long term, trust me" Kyle winked wickedly at his **** girlfriend "Come on gorgeous, we've got a busy day ahead of us!"

Kylie sighed inwardly to herself. Was this really her life now? It had been less than an hour and already she wasn't sure how much more of this she could take. And it was about to get even worse.

"Oh fuck!" Kylie panicked as she exited the store and saw who was walking towards her from across the street "That's my asshole ex and his cunt of a girlfriend. Let's head in another direction, please!"

"Don't be silly Kylie. You are going to walk me over to them and introduce me as your new boyfriend" Kyle ordered her "That should get the message across that you have moved on and are happy. Living well is the best **** after all!"

"Perfect" Kylie muttered to herself as she **** yet another smile and walked towards the jerk who had dumped her and the bitch he had ditched her for, alongside the dork who was now going to **** her to humiliate herself in front of them both.

Before long she was standing face to face with her hated rival.

"Well, look who it is" Tania smiled as the foursome came together "Was that a comic store I just saw you leaving, Kylie? And who is this new acquaintance of yours, you must introduce me!"