The Hills We Lie On

Quentin Beck thrummed his hands across his desk. The video on his screen had a lot of flesh, a lot of slapping, and a background track of almost exclusively womanly moans.

"You expect me to sell this?"

"After you blur out our faces, yes." Peter nodded from the adjacent chair, "Again, sorry for using your bedroom without asking, but I saw an opportunity to make mega-bucks and I took it!"

"A man having sex with a woman..." He sighed, appreciating his friend's candour but still not sold on the video, "It's a rather barbaric act to view, is it not?" The sordid act in front of him made him wonder how humans even arrived to this point of existence.

"Uh, yeah, to us guys," Peter lied, trying to ignore the twitching in his pants from the noises video Maria was making. "But to girls? Even if you put this on the seediest, underground website, or hell, put it on a DVD! It may surpass the most viewed video in all of YouTube history."

The ex-villain frowned introspectively, "Hmm. Maybe you have a point. I certainly have only the faintest idea about the male physique, but your merchandise can literally sell itself."

"Exactly! Quentin, I wouldn't bother you with this if I didn't think it would be big." He was standing now, a little too excited, "All I need is for your movie magic to blur both me and Maria's faces. That way, our identities stay secret, you can keep my legit model career going, but also earn mega-bucks on the side under a new name! Trust me, Maria will help keep all our names as low as possible." In Peter's head, it would also mean he could be responsible to help even more lonely women out there, even if he did return to his universe. Hell, if he could find a way to at least connect the two universe's PornHubs he could leave this world a happy man.

A long sigh escaped Mysterio's lips. Tossing the idea around in his head as much as Peter was tossing around the woman in the video, but eventually he relented. "Okay. You've yet to guide me wrong, Peter. So I'm willing to give this a shot."

"Thank you, Quentin! I promise, it won't let you down."

"We should probably watch through this one more time though, just to make sure."

"R-right..."

Peter Parker just realised he was about to watch porn with Mysterio. Porn he made of himself. A shudder of grossness passing through him.

"What kind of viagra did you say you used again?"

"The, uh, experimental kind. R-Reed Richards has been using it to pleasure his wife."

"Hm," Mysterio nodded, "Well, it seemed to do the job for you. As long as you didn't hurt yourself."

"No... no I was fine. Thanks."

The video bar was moving, time - 00:01, time remaining - 49:12. On screen there were minimal visuals, a pale cream wall with a simple dark green bed spread. The lights were set up to really make the single actor pop, though with her naked body quivering in excitement, she was doing a lot of that herself. Though her face was blurred, you could tell she had short black hair and a muscular build, though with plenty of feminity to her curves as well. Kneeling on the bed and awaiting further instructions.

"Y-you're sure you want to do this with me?" Asked Maria, perhaps the most nervous she felt in her entire life, "I... I don't mind if you wanted to retrieve Ms. Har-"

"Ap! Video's rolling, no more names." Peter interrupted her, "Just call me 'stud' and I'll call you 'sexy'."

Not exactly a stranger to codenames, Maria practically stood to attention, "Affirmative, Stud. Sexy is ready to receive sex from you."

"We'll need to work on your dialogue, but for now I think we can roll with it."

Those that would watch the video would replay this part most of all. The moment the erection came on screen. In a shot reminiscent of the beginning of Star Wars Episode 4, the pussy destroyer loomed overhead at first, bobbing its way onto screen slowly to show how long and girthy it was while aimed at Maria. She gulped, a little confused by the way Peter was so focused on getting the angle right, but after he'd had his fun stepping over the camera he turned his attention back on her. Keeling on the bed and shuffling towards her.

"We're just going to get right to it," Said Stud, firmly taking her hips into his hands and dragging the sexy agent against his body, "Dunno how long we're gonna have in this room, so I wanna rail you as hard and as fast as I can."

Her stoic face did not smile, did not even falter from her frown, but the sweat of excitement and drool of her pussy lips could not hide her feelings as well, "I-I'd like that."

Maria Hill had never been treated like this. No version of her really had, not in any universe. It was partly why Peter was feeling so brave about it all, because getting the chance to lay the domination routine on a woman so known for bossing around others was too tempting to pass up. He would never hurt her, and it was pretty clear how much the woman was enjoying the reversal of fortune, so Sexy's hair was just roughly grabbed and pushed forwards to make out hard with her Stud.

The camera would catch it all, though the digital editing made the blurry mess of a kiss an easily skipped by most watching it. That part was almost entirely for the two performing it. Not that Maria minded, as her mouth was thoroughly explored by a man's tongue for the first time ever, scraping along her teeth and practically wrestling her own tongue to the ground to make her eyes flutter in pleasure.

Her heartbeat thundered against his broad chest. The rock hard abs she'd masturbated to so many times, now grinding against her plump chest and stimulating her nipples. A large protective hand began tracing up and down her body, the other keeping her head against his, but soon she felt a probing digit get soaked by her feminine fluids.

Their kiss was brief, but would linger the rest of the video in Maria's mind.

She would have been fine doing any position that Peter wanted, which was something they both knew without having to say, and also meant he could fully lead this moment. It wasn't like the virgin Maria had any experience to lend. Instead, she could only try her best to keep up.

With a partner as strong as a spider, Maria felt her butt being raised effortlessly from the bed. "Wrap your legs around me," He ordered into her, and the agent obeyed like the good puppy she was. Rewarded by having a thick boiling pole pressing up against her pussy. A mix of their juice and precum mixing, spreading, itching at Maria's soul. But Peter didn't fuck her, not quite yet. "I want to hear you tell the audience about my cock."

Utterly embarrassing if anyone ever found out the head of SHIELD did this, but it's what Stud wanted...

"The girth is wider than my wrist, and length can rival my forearm. His heat... is intoxicating. I feel like, if my own genitals didn't match it, I would be burned by his penis. Testicles filled to burst with semen, ready to impregnate any that are lucky enough to experience this magnificent cock. And, perhaps, already has impregnated one."

"Wait, really?! Who-?!"

"No names." She cheekily smirked a shaky smile through her sweaty, blushing face, "But the greatest thing... is the hardness. There is no sense he will falter, no fear that this erection will become the dreaded noodle we all hate so much. No. This cock, is as hard as a diamond and will remain that way until I'm s-satisfied." Her face buried into his ear, **** need in her voice, "And I really want to be satisfied, please."

He gave her ass a few reassuring slaps, "Good girl, Sexy. Let's get to it!"

The intoxicating, forearm length, diamond hard cock finally stopped mugging for the camera and instead turned the action on for the movie. Spreading the head of SHIELD's cunt wide on its entry and finally breaking her facade. The mewling moan of the tomboy poured out her mouth like it had always wanted to escape. Peter made sure to make it the longest moan he could, and though she was twitching in pleasure already he kept her thick rump lodged onto his cock for as long as he could.

Many, many viewers would see the spearing of Maria Hill's pussy as perhaps the most enviable act in human history. This was a video for the women of the world after all, so some focus on Peter was going to be necessary, but he couldn't exactly change angle either. Full view of his dripping cock being dragged from the dripping quim of the agent would go on Tiktoks and memes for years to come. References to Godzilla leaving the ocean were perhaps the most used.

Maria didn't care about any of that though. In the moment she believed she was purely in love with this man, jumping as hard as she could on that thick pipe that stretched her insides more than any toy ever could. In her time at SHIELD, Maria had saved the world so many times, but this was the first time she ever felt rewarded for her efforts.

Had he the editing skills, Peter may have added a cheesy jazz track underneath the video. Though with how loud the slaps of his balls against Maria's ass were, there's a chance no one would have noticed it anyway.

The tightness of an athletic woman was something Peter couldn't deny he loved. Some part of him wanted to stop being such a horny teen and leave these poor women alone. He'd never gambled, never drank, and only smoked once when Flash shoved a cigarette into his mouth. In his head he didn't exactly have an 'addictive' personality, but perhaps pussy was his addiction? Or maybe he should stop thinking so hard and just fuck Maria harder.

Deeper and deeper the spider-cock went, filling Maria Hill more than she'd ever felt before. His thick girthy head slamming against her deepest part, every thrust was an electric shock of pleasure that rose up through the woman's whole body.

Dizzying highs in such a short time frame caught the seasoned agent completely off guard, and she couldn't help but feel her orgasm reach the station shockingly quickly.

"Ngh! N~NaAHH~!!!" Her drenched face tried to speak words, but with how the hammer continued to slam into her cunt she could only tug on Peter's hair to tell him about her climax, "Waahh!! FKGGH!!"

"Look at that, Sexy just had her first orgasm of the night!" Peter chuckled, scooping her up off of him to show the quivering pussy to the camera. "Oohh, look at that. Nice! And! Juicy!" He laughed while lightly patting her groin, to only emit more whimpers from the stoic agent. "Now we rotate her around, and go again!"

"B-but..."

She protested only a little as her bare tits bounced into view, now being held full nelson with her ass against his back, and burning erection against her clit, "The safeword is 'Turtle' cause we ain't going slow tonight." He hissed into her hot ear before biting it.

With no t-word being uttered from the mewling Maria, Spider-Man's cock once more entered her pussy. The full experience of her stretched vagina for all to see, oozing her liquids down his dick and pooling on the bed they knelt on.

"Aahhh~!" Maria moaned as she was penetrated once more, feeling so sensitive with this new angle of his entry. "Oh fuck!"

"That's it, I wanna hear you sing, Sexy." He wasn't really sure where this confidence was coming from, but Peter felt fucking hot while dominating Maria Hill like this, "Come on, what do you think of my cock?" The extra oomph he put into his slam really sent her insides flying, demanding an answer from her.

"AH~! I l-love your cock!" She gasped out, earning more extra strength slams into her, conditioning his new pet dog to earn his affections, "It's the best! Oh f-ffuckkk it'ss so gooooddd!" She was instantly picking up his vibe of giving out more pleasure the more she praised him, "NnnH!! Ah~! Ah~! Ah~! P-please n-nev-ver st-stoopp!!!"

Arms had looped under her legs now and had continued all the way to her shoulders. She was bendy enough to survive the pretzeling, and the new pressure made everything he was thrusting into her feel even tighter.

The raw meat scooping out her insides was maddeningly pleasurable. Melting to his embrace, just letting a man use her for his pleasure, like every girl dreamed.

Their dialogue fell away as Peter picked up speed. Her reddening pussy taking the brunt of his ****, with a love drunk Maria just begging for more under her breath with each climactic slam. Gritting her teeth, trying to thrust back but knowing it was like a bird fighting a hurricane. The spectacular Peter Parker was putting his whole weight into pleasing her and Maria just wanted to let him.

"Gggrrr!! Here! I! CCCCUUUUMMMMM!!!!!"

"YesyesyeysyEEAYSEYSAEYYEESSSSSS!!!!!"

Ahh, how the views would skyrocket from this moment.

Medical journals, news shows, and women centric comedy shows would study this, riff on it, and marvel at the strange occurence of the eternal jizz fountain. The huge, never before seen volume of male spunk, that was enough to bulge Maria's mons just briefly before oozing out of her cunt around the climaxing cock. Peter just get pumping and pumping, even as Maria's orgasm felt like it would never end, the two just kept making out over her shoulder while he played with her tits.

"Ohh, fuck. That was a hot pussy, Sexy." said Spidey, peeling her off his softened cock to watch the torrent of cum leak out of her, "What a hungry girl you were~"

"A-ah! It's leaking out!"

"Aww, don't worry, I'll plug it back up real soon." He smirked, throwing her to the bed and cracking his knuckles for emphasis, "Keep watching folks! I'm about to show you all the different sex positions from a lovely book I read that I can remember!"

The video would go on another twenty minutes, though that was only when the camera got knocked over and they had no more footage to use. An extended audio version was also released on iTunes. No one ever found out what book he was talking about, though the hunt was certainly on.

After many millions of views, Quentin Beck never doubted Peter ever again.