The CharacterBall!

“Hello everyone! I’m Sam Markeson bringing you the latest product by Game Freak Technologies,” the infomercial legend proclaimed as a counter was rolled on screen with several balls set on various pillows. The Lucy was tied to a pole next to him and she was struggling to get loose.

“Where am I! Let me go you *bleep*!” She shouted but Sam continued on.

“Take the classic Pokeball,” Sam said, holding up a red and white pokeball which opened to release a cute and well groomed Eevee who walked on the counter and started to rub herself against the Lucy. Lucy tried and failed to contain her laughter as the soft fur tickled her exposed midriff. “Used to capture and contain Pokemon for any aspiring Pokemon Trainer or just anyone who wants a powerful buddy around, the pokeball has been the tool for generations of people.”

“But now something new has reached the market,” Sam set down the pokeball and picked up a slightly different ball on a different pillow. It was nearly the same as the pokeball, it had the same color scheme of the pokeball but it had one major difference, it had an extra seam that went vertically. “Ever had too many characters to take somewhere and not enough room to bring them? I’m here to introduce the CharacterBall.” As a small two seater car arrived, he tossed the characterball at Lucy.

The CharacterBall hit her in the head (causing Erza to shout in concern) and opened up into four segments. Lucy disappeared into a red light that was absorbed by the ball. The ball then returned to Sam’s hand and with a single motion, he shrunk the ball using its minimizing function and put it on his pokeball holster. He drove off as the camera followed him. “By catching your characters, you can carry them around with you as you go about your day, keep them close by, and out of the way.”

The car pulled into a beach where several other characters were playing volleyball. The characters included Princess Jasmine, Padme Amidala, Darkness from Konosuba, Mad Moxxi, and a Stripperella. Sam stood up in the car and tossed five other CharacterBalls that quickly captured them, and he clipped them in the holster, and drove off once again. The commercial transitioned and showed Sam in a room in front of a large display case. Inside the display case, there were hundreds of photos and respective miniaturized characterballs.

“Great for storage, CharacterBalls will allow you to have plenty of room for more characters no matter how much space you have,” he opened the display case and pulled out a CharacterBalls and released a character. Lucy, now wearing a skimpy dress, appeared on his bed posed sexily. “Characters remain aware of the outside world while inside so they are ready for whatever you need of them.” The commercial transitioned again to show various scenes of the characterball in use: Lucy being released to cook dinner, clean the toilet, fight another Lucy in mud wrestling, perform a cheerleader routine with other characters, and to take care of children.

“Order now and get a free upgrade to the Luxury edition CharacterBalls, which will massage, heal, and have your characters travel in style!” The Lucy was released from the Luxury version of the character without any bondage, in a beautiful dress, and straddling Sam’s side.

“Thank you Master for looking out for me!” Lucy said with hearts in her eyes as she kissed Sam on the cheek.

“Each Luxury edition CharacterBall contains a five-star bedroom and amnesties for your character and can be programmed in over a thousand different combinations to meet ‘all’ of their needs,” Sam winked at the word ‘all’ and the Lucy blushed as the commercial drew to a close.

Thank you to ControlFreak for giving me ideas for the CharacterBall and for giving me motivation to write this chapter.