Return to Kon and Urahara who are pressed by Yoruichi and Rangiku

Kon was humming to himself, relieved to be back at Urahara's workshop after his mission to return Harribel’s body safe to Hueco Mundo. But once he arrived at the workshop, he could tell that something was off. As he approached the door, he could hear raised voices coming from inside. Curious, he cautiously opened the door and peered inside.

To his surprise, he saw the figures of two women – Yoruichi and Rangiku, standing in front of Urahara, their fists balled, their faces scowling, obviously not looking too pleasant. Urahara looked like he was desperately trying to defend himself from their accusations, but the two women were having none of it.

"You let that mod-soul take over our bodies?!" Rangiku yelled, her voice dripping with anger. “Do you have any idea what he did to my body, Urahara-san?”

"I can't believe you would do something like that without our permission!" Yoruichi added, her fists clenched in fury. “That frickin’ mod-soul, he… he used my body to have a threesome with Omaeda and Soi Fon!” Yoruichi shuddered at the memory. “When I came to my senses, I found a very naked Omaeda standing next to me, and Soi Fon was gone… I only found out later that she used Soi Fon’s body to **** Vice-captain Rangiku as well! This is madness, Kisuke!”

Urahara looked like a man on the edge, trying to balance himself on a tightrope. "Now, now, ladies, let's not get too carried away," he said, his voice uncharacteristically meek.

But the ladies were having none of it. "Don't you 'now, now' us, Urahara!" Rangiku said, her voice. "You let that thing take over our bodies and do all sorts of weird things with them! I’m pretty sure he molested my body all over – and it’s not free, you know! He should be paying for even as much as touching!"

Yoruichi nodded in agreement. "We trusted you, Kisuke! We thought you had our backs. And you go and do something like this? It's unforgivable!"

Urahara looked like he was trying to come up with a good excuse, but he was clearly struggling. "It… was just an experiment,” he said finally, sighing. “It’s a breakthrough invention, look…," he paused. “Me and Kon went over to Hueco Mundo and we even managed to take control of a powerful Arrancar’s body! Don’t you think I deserve a little credit for it?”

But none of Rangiku nor Yoruichi looked too impressed. "Breakthrough invention?” Rangiku snorted. “More like a violation of our privacy!"

Yoruichi nodded in agreement. "If you really think this is such a great invention, why don't you let Kon take over your body for a while?" Kon realized in shock as Yoruichi’s steps drew nearer to where he was listening outside the door, and the former captain of the second division blasted the door open, taking Kon’s stuffed animal body by the scruff of his neck, and pulled him inside the room.

“N-No!!” Kon tried to wrestle free out of Yoruichi’s grip, but she was too strong. “No! Let me go! What are you going to do with me?”

“Silence, Mod-soul,” said Yoruichi, shaking Kon inside his hand.

“Now, Kisuke,” Yoruichi approached Urahara, grinning menacingly with Kon on one hand and a ray gun on the other hand. “This is the stuff you use to make the soul candy, right? Let’s see how we can use it…”

Urahara's eyes widened as Yoruichi shot Kon with a ray gun, producing a small soul candy that she held with between the tip of her index and middle finger. "N-no, no, no," he stuttered. "This isn't necessary, really!"

But Yoruichi was already popping the soul candy into Urahara's mouth. She was not ex captain of the second division for nothing, after all. "Yum! You made your bed, Kisuke. Now you have to lie in it," she said with a wicked grin as Urahara swallowed the candy.