Chao ensues

At first, nothing seemed to happen. Urahara stood there, looking like himself. But then his eyes grew wide as Kon took over his body. "W-what's happening?" Urahara asked, his voice sounding different as Kon's personality took over. Then, within a few seconds – Urahara’s personality was gone from his face, replaced completely by Kon. Yoruichi and Rangiku watched in amusement as Kon, now in Urahara's body, started to twirl around the room. "This body is amazing!" he exclaimed. "I can feel the power coursing through it!"

Yoruichi and Rangiku just laughed as they watched Urahara’s body being overtaken by Kon, amused at the turn of events. "Maybe next time, you'll think twice before experimenting with other people's bodies, Urahara-san," Rangiku said with a smirk.

Just as they were wondering what to do next with Urahara’s body – they heard voice coming through the front door – Ichigo’s voice.

“Urahara-san!” Ichigo called, sliding the front door open. “You know what, I really have to beat you up for giving Kon that weird power...” Ichigo stopped at the bizarre sight in front of him. There was Urahara, or rather Kon in Urahara's body, twirling around the room like a little kid – while Yoruichi and Rangiku watched over him, their hands folded in front of their chests.

“Hmm… what should we do with him, I wonder,” Rangiku seemed to be thinking hard, to which Yoruichi replied, just as deep in thought, “Let’s do something incredibly weird with his body in Soul Society, and let him fix up the mess.”

“Yes, let’s have this pervert run all over the place and ruin his reputation just like he did with us,” said Rangiku, her eyes glowing with menace. It was only then that she realized Ichigo was actually standing behind them. “Oh my, Ichigo! What brings you here?”

“I have something to talk with Urahara-san, but…,” Ichigo’s voice died away. “I’m guessing that’s not really him in there… huh?”

Yoruichi smirked and glanced at Rangiku. "Bingo! Kisuke has been overtaken by Kon. He's not in control of his body at the moment," she said, with a light shrug.

“Well, I understand how he came to be and all of that…,” Ichigo paused, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "But… why? I thought he was the one who invented this machine, and gave Kon the ability." he asked, surprised.

Rangiku chuckled. "Looks like you're still too young to understand these things, Ichigo," she said, teasing him. Yoruichi chimed in with a smirk. "Yeah, maybe you need a few more years to catch up with us, kid," she said playfully. Ichigo scowled, growing annoyed with their teasing. "Enough already with your teasing. I'm sick of it!" he snapped, feeling his hollow side start to take over.

Rangiku and Yoruichi exchanged amused glances. "Looks like he's still got some growing up to do," Rangiku said with a grin.

Yoruichi just chuckled. "Well, he's always been a bit of a hothead. That's just part of his charm," she said with a smirk, watching as Ichigo struggled to control his inner hollow.

“I said – enough!” said Ichigo, and with a powerful blast of energy, he transformed into his hollow form. Momentarily surprised but still unfazed, Yoruichi put her palm in front of her face to shield it against the wind that blasted out from Ichigo’s body when he transformed. “You really are temperamental,” she noted playfully, but Ichigo was having none of it now.

“I’m not in the mood for your teasing, Yoruichi-san, Rangiku-san,” Ichigo remarked, his eyes glowing yellow. He lunged forward, and in a swift motion, he had produced another blast of energy from his body. Momentarily confused, Rangiku and Yoruichi tried to regain their senses – but it was too late. Ichigo had pinned them to the floor, his power was way beyond what they had imagined, and his yellow eyes were glowing with unspeakable lust.

“Well, why don’t you have a taste of your own medicine now?” said Ichigo, chuckling. “You know I’m not as patient when I am in this form… nor am I as gentle…” It all happened too fast for Yoruichi to process. Ichigo placed his hands on her shirt and the next second he had ripped it apart, baring her smooth, tanned skin to his eyes. Yoruichi could hear the buttons scattering across the floor, and she started to panic.

“Ichigo!” she said. “What are you- mmph!” she was deprived of any words as Ichigo kissed her hungrily, lustfully, forcing her mouth to open as his tongue swirled inside her, driving her crazy to his touch. “Just you wait there, Rangiku-san, no… Rangiku,” hollow Ichigo chuckled, seeing the dread that was beginning to worm in the vice-captain’s eyes as Ichigo ravaged and dominated Yoruichi. “I will have my turn to have fun with you too..” Rangiku made to retreat, but Ichigo’s hand was too strong – locking her wrists, keeping her in place.

Then, Ichigo looked around, and his gaze fell on Kon, still in Urahara’s body. He looked dumbstruck, not really sure of what to do. “What are you waiting for?” he asked, and Kon winced, as though Ichigo had whipped him. “Come over here, and join the three of us.”

Kon blinked, for a few seconds, not really believing his luck. “I- I can join in?” he asked, dumbly pointing to himself.

“Hurry up now before I changed my mind,” hollow Ichigo replied, and Kon whooped, immediately undressing himself to join in all the fun.

“I’m cooomiiiiingg!!” Kon said cheerily, as Yoruichi and Rangiku screamed in the background.