Reaping the Benefits Without Others Knowing

“Everyone else is fucking my husband,” Anya said as I sat down. “How many times have you?”

“Well, he’s not your husband yet,” I pointed out.

She glowered at me and I got the impression that she didn’t care for technicalities, “I only ever fucked him once. Well, multiple times, but they all happened the same night. You see it was Prom and…”

“Let’s hold off on that,” Anya cut in. “We’re starting from the beginning. When did you realize you were gay?”

“I mean, I think I kind of always knew, but it’s tough to admit to yourself. Especially when you love your best male friend.”

“Fine, when did you come out?”

“Well, it wasn’t long after Buffy and Xander rescued Sheila…”

Anya face palmed, “Of course it’s fucking Sheila.”

Geez, what did Anya have against Sheila? She’s the best. “Anyway she recognized that sometimes my eyes lingered on Buffy’s butt a bit too long or just blatantly stared at Cordy’s tits. Well, everyone does the latter, those are some perfect breasts. She confronted me about it, I got mad, then she kissed me and I kissed her back. I probably would have stopped there, but she isn’t the slow type of girl, so we 69ed on the bed.”

“Okay, let’s walk through how you got there,” Anya said. “Xander gives Buffy a bracelet when she tries out to be a cheerleader and you fall head over heels in love with him.”

“More head over heels. I think he’s the only man I’ve ever been attracted to.”

“Not Oz?”

“Who?”

“Nevermind then. If you are so into girls, how have you kept an attraction to Xander? He’s very manly with man parts.”

“I’m well aware,” I told her. As a lesbian Xander’s cock was simultaneously frightening and captivating. “Are you sure this is a wish? Maybe not just a memory spell?”

“It’s a wish, and I know you know the consequences of it,” she told me.

That was true. Vengeance wishes, no matter how well intentioned, always had a dark side. “No one knows this, not even Xander, but no one makes me cum like he does.”

“What? How can he not know?”

“There was an instance where we freed Moloch the Corrupter and I kind of fell under his spell. Buffy and Xander were trying to figure out how to get me out and Xander came up with the idea for hypnotism. It was corny, watch and everything, but he got me under and broke me free of Moloch. That’s when it started.”

“I don’t get the connection.”

“I’ve never really figured it out either. Maybe because Moloch’s corruption was romantic, but ever since then I’ve had a command in my head that if Xander says Twinky, or even has a Twinky in his possession, I have an orgasm.”

“The Twinky command?” Anya said, her eyes wide. “He didn’t do that until we were engaged. And he wasn’t into Twinkies nearly as much by then so he only pulled that out on special occasions. That’s been going with you since the beginning?”

“Yeah, it’s been great. It’s caused problems at points, but I try to plan around it. Like I would call him at night, fingering my pussy already, and ask him what he had for lunch knowing full well what would result. I mean it almost ruined our talent show presentation. I mean, more than it already was.”

“It wasn’t just bad acting?”

I laughed, “Oh, there was that. But Xander had the idea that we could get points for authenticity which meant togas and nothing else. No underwear for any of us. Buffy went along with no problem, but I was turned on by how commanding he was about it. Except, he kind of violated his own rule. As he was giving his speech to the crowd I noticed he had tucked a Twinky into a back pocket he put into the toga. I came, and then I just kept cumming. Normally I would move away, but I was supposed to be on stage. Buffy thought the noises I was making were stage panic, but I was having orgasm after orgasm. Like I was so horny I made a puddle that the girl who came after us slipped and fell.”