Princess Peach

Mario awoke to hear terrible news: the Princess has been kidnapped!

Deep in Bowser's castle, past many troops of Goombas and enough lava to melt a continent, Bowser stood on a large metal bridge suspended over a river of lava. His Magikoopa assistant Kamek stood by, being sure to guard the cage that dangled over this bridge from the ceiling. That cape held the kidnapped Princess Peach.

"Now that I have the Princess in my grasp," Bowser growled. "I'll marry her and be able to rule the entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom!"

"Sure you will." Despite the precarious situation, Princess Peach spoke sarcastically. "Mario totally won't wreck all of your forces, come into this castle, and drop you into the lava by dropping that axe next to the bridge. Why do you even keep an axe next to the bridge?"

"She has a point sire," Kamek mumbled.

"The important thing here," Peach said. "Is that there's no reason this shouldn't go the exact same way as every other time you've kidnapped me. How are you think you'll stop Mario this time?"

Bowser smiled. "Kamek," he said. "Show her."

Kamek put his wand to his hand, making his entire body glow with a special light. Peach gasped as she saw what was happening before her, as the figure that once resembled Kamek completely transforming itself. He grew taller, slimmer, had a frilly pink dress just like Peach, but slowly started to transform back until it just looked like Kamek in a pink dress.

"Like this Mario would never be able to tell it's actually me he rescued!"

"Brilliant!"

Bowser and Kamek laughed, which just made the Princess sigh. That disguise looked nothing like her, Mario was never going to get fooled. This was just stupid, so stupid that she was starting to feel sick. Or was she feeling sick for a different reason? Whatever she was, she felt sick.

"Wait a minute," Kamek said, noticing Peach. "What's happening to her?"

Bowser and Kamek turned to see Peaches body widening and expanding, her dress tearing apart under her new width. Their eyes grew wide as they realized what was happening: Peach was splitting into multiple versions of herself!