Read some Reports

While you wait for your Spymaster to entertain you, you read one of the many untouched reports on your desk. You feel great anger as you read more and more of that the nobility in Ferelden questions you're methods and efforts in closing the remaining rifts throughout Thedas. "These fucking Idiots will regret this! First they say I'm a heretic; then their only hope and now they doubt me again. Or they're just envious that they cannot facefuck any women they want? To be fair I would be..."

You toss in frustration the report in the fire as you walk towards the door to the main hall to find out where the hell Leliana is. As the door opens and Leliana enters your quarters with a bottle of expensive wine from Orlais, "Inquisitor, I'm sorry it took so long but i had to finish my Reports before i could check on you" she says with a apologizing look in her face. Leliana is you're most trusted member in the Inquisition and the only advisor who says what she really thinks. Not to mention she makes sure that your every needs are taken care of. Not a single girl in Skyhold could pleasure you as good with her hands or mouth as you're personal Spymaster so she didn't have to follow any rules in Skyhold besides to be loyal to you and your cause.

"Its alright, at least i'll got a gift as apology, not like that whore Morrigan. Hell, she sucks my balls like a desire demon but only because she wants to stay in her place of power and also the protection from the Templars" you say while laying down in your bed, scratching your balls. Leliana eyes you for a moment before she response. "Want to hear my advice? Get rid of her.... or one day you fall asleep with that swamp bitch between your legs and never wake up again. I know her, she would do anything to get what she wants. If I were you I would make her disappear... forever" she says in a determined tone.

"You know what? I'll consider it... but now move that sweet Orlesian ass over here and lay down, my balls are killing me already just by looking at your face" you say lustlfully as you jerk your glistening cock in front of the redhead bard.

"Well..." Leliana says with a wicked smile on her lips while she unclothes her hands. "Then i should ease your tensions and sing you a little song. I used to sing them to the Hero of Ferelden in the night before the battle in Demerin. She walks towards the bed and lays down next to you. You raise expectantly a brow, "what is this song called?" you ask. Leliana giggles and places a soft kiss on your fat hairy belly, "whatever you like my Highness"