Nope

Oriana and Rodriguez blinked a few times at Jane... Before screaming and covering themselves. Realizing what this probably looked like, Jane opened her mouth to try to explain herself...

"GO AWAY!" Rodriguez screeched as she used her biotics to send Jane flying backwards away from the skycar with a yell...

Unknowingly sending her and Ori's clothes flying a few yards away as well before slamming the door shut.

Shepard groaned as she landed as she landed on her back several yards away from the skycar, sitting up as she noticed she lost her wig and glasses from the blast. Apparently, Rodriguez had gotten a lot stronger since the last time she met the Ensign. A part of her wondered if Jack would chew her out for blasting a Commander or congratulate her for her vast improvement in her abilities.

Probably both.

"Well, that didn't work..." Jane said lamely as she got to her feet. "And given how bad this looked, I better get out of here before things get worse!"

"Who the fuck was that?!" Rodriguez yelled, holding Oriana tightly as they watched the redhead run off. "Some kind of perverted stalker or something?!"

"I don't know! But since you accidently blew our clothes out while saving our asses..." Oriana replied as she grabbed her omnitool, watching as Rodriguez picked up her own and called the police. However, Ori had a completely different person to call...

"It would appear we just missed Shepard." Samara said as the confused police officers spoke to an annoyed Liara. "And Kasumi was also here, given the clothing that the authorities found in the air vents."

"Bet you anything that sneaky bitch was trying to humiliate Shepard some more." Ashley spat.

"After seeing how cross Liara got after the whole misunderstanding?" Miranda asked, "I've never seen Jack so scared in my life."

"I wasn't fucking scared!" Jack argued, "I was -"

Jack was soon interrupted by a beeping coming from Miranda's omnitool, the dark haired woman looking to see it was from her sister. "Ori?" She asked as she answered it, "Ori, I'm sorry, but now isn't -"

"MIRANDA! HELP!" Oriana's terrified voice shouted from the other end. "We almost got attacked by some perverted creep!"

"What?!" Miranda gasped in horror as Liara walked up to the group. "Oriana! What happened?! Are you alright?! Who's 'we'?"

"Me and Laura Rodriguez!"

"WHAT?!" Jack roared, her voice a mixture of rage and fear as her biotics flared up and a snarl came to her lips. "Not with one of my fucking kids nor my future sister-in-law, Bitch!"

Kasumi ran down the street, trying to keep an eye out for Shepard as she passed civilians while cloaked. Suddenly, a small beeping noise was heard and, within seconds, the thief was now visible once more. Looking down, Kasumi groaned that the energy in her cloaking had been all used up...

Before letting out a yelp as she quickly realized that she was now being seen by the crowd in her unicorn underwear.

Kasumi screamed ad the crowd laughed and jeered at her, covering her breasts as she bolted towards a fence and leapt over it. She landed on the ground safely with a sigh of relief at being hidden by this tall, wooden fence.

However, when she opened her eyes, they bulged out of her head as she was confronted by twelve pitbulls, five rottweilers, ten dobermans, and one verran that seemed to serve as pack leader growling at her.

"Um, nice doggies and freaky... Lizard... Thing..." Kasumi chuckled nervously.

Jane hid herself behind a tree, peaking out from behind it as she looked around. Across the street, there was a large building that was practically vibrating from the loud music coming from it. A nightclub, perhaps? Anyway, perhaps someone there could help her out of this situation.

"Or, given everything that happened tonight, they could make it a hundred times worse." Jane muttered in annoyance. "But at this point, what choice do I have?"

Almost as if mocking her, the sounds of sirens filled the air.

"None, it would seem!" Jane replied to her question as she bolted across the street towards the building, barrelling down and alleyway and blasting through the back doors with her biotics. The redhead came to a stop as she caught to catch her breath. After a few seconds, however, her eyes went wide as she realized what kind of building this was!