Well...

Jane looked around desperately, trying to find anything that she could use for cover. That was when she laid eyes on a cardboard box on one of the shelves. The box was too small for her to use as cover, however, she did notice that it read "Spare Costume Parts" on the side in big, bold letters.

Quickly, Jane grabbed the box and looked inside it... Letting out a groan at what she found.

On the roof, Kasumi slipped through the air vent in an attempt to find Jane, praying that the commander would find it in her heart to forgive her for this misunderstanding. The thief was crawling through the vents when she felt a tug pull her back. Kasumi pulled against it with all her might until...

*SHHHHHRRRRRRIPPPP!*

"Ah, fuck me!" Kasumi spat as she looked over her shoulder to her her pants had been ripped right off, exposing her bright pink granny panties with unicorn print. "Maybe Shepard will give me pity points if I rescue her without pants?"

"Kasumi, if I ever see you again, you are going to wish you died at the hands of The Reapers!" Jane spat as she looked at herself in a nearby mirror. The Commander was dressed, metaphorically speaking, in a long blonde wig, angel wings, devil horns, clown face paint, a pink ballerina's tutu, a coconut bra, and Groucho glasses.

She looked absolutely absurd! Half of Shepard's mind questioned whether or not this was better than being naked before being silenced by the other half.

Peeking out from behind the wall, Jane went back to hiding after seeing to police officers enter the store and begin to look around. Looking around nervously, Jane realized that the entrance was the only exit. She justed needed to sneak over and escape without drawing any attention to herself.

"I just need some sort of distraction..." Jane muttered to herself.

"Shit! Not my shirt too!" Kasumi swore as the vent tore her shirt off as well. And as she had chosen to go braless tonight, that left her in just her unicorn panties. "Shepard should be able to take pity on me for this. I hope."

Kasumi continued to crawl along until she came to a stop over a grate, looking down into the store below. "Okay, Shepard should be somewhere down there. So all I need to do is -"

*CREEEEK!*

"Oh crap!" Kasumi squeaked as the heard the vent starting to give out from the added weight. Within seconds, the vent broke and Kasumi fell screaming through the broken vent...

Getting the attention of the police just long enough for Jane to barrell past them and towards the doors. She didn't know what just happened, but she wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth as she ran out the doors and down the street.

Kasumi groaned as she sat up, letting out a yelp as she heard footsteps racing towards her. Thinking quickly, the thief hid behind a fake tombstone as the police arrived, sneaking away carefully as she activated her cloaking.

Jane bolted into what looked like a park, coming to a stop next to an empty skycar as she leaned against a street light to catch her breath. That was way too close!

That was when she noticed the skycar, a thought popping into her head. "Given the circumstances, I think the owner will forgive me..."

With that said, Jane grabbed the driver's side door and opened it...

Startling the naked young couple making out in the back, Jane locking eyes with the mortified and frightened young women who she recognized as Oriana and Rodriguez...