He meets two Gerudo girls and a Guard

John has been walking across the desert for about an hour and he has to say... He's not really progressing. But he also expected that the paths in the game are shorter and easier to overcome than in real life. He walks for a while until he hears commotion a little further away. He climbs a dune and holds his hands over his eyes to keep the sun from blinding him. He looks around a bit and sees two little Gerudo girls running away while a Gerudo guard stands a little further behind them to stop some members of the Yiga Clan.

John: The Yiga Clan...

At first the guard seems to do well against the members, but the number of opponents seems to be increasing. It also doesn't help that a member of the Yiga tries to sneak up on the girls who are running away. A little ****, John looks around for a weapon and sees a weapon sticking out of the sand a little further down the dune. He slides down the dune and runs towards the two girls, on the way he pulls out the weapon sticking out of the sand and runs. He looks at the weapon and notices that it is a rusty halberd. He shrugs and runs toward the girls, finally the guard seems to notice the Yiga member as she turns and steps into a running stance.

Gerudo Guard: Watch out!

The two girls stop, startled as the Yiga appears in front of them, but before the guard and the Yiga can do anything, John jumps over the two girls and rams his halberd into the Yiga's chest with full ****. The blade pierces into his chest as John put his foot on the Yiga's body and pulls the halberd out. He looks at the two girls and kneels down in front of them.

John: Are you both okay?

The two look at him a little anxiously, but nod.

John: Good, can you do me a favour? Run as fast as you can to your city and call for help.

The two nod again and run. John narrows his eyes and runs toward the Yiga who have surrounded the guard. He rams the Halberd's handle into a Yiga's head and stands at the guard's back.

John: I know you guys don't really like men, but please let me help anyway!

Out of the corner of his eye, he sees the guard smile and assume a fighting stance.

Guard: I would greatly appreciate the help.

The two fight the Yiga for a while until John's weapon breaks, which was probably too old anyway.

Yiga: hehehe! No more weapon what are you gonna do now?

John slams a fist into the Yiga's face so hard that his mask shatters and he falls to the ground. The Yiga and the guard seem surprised.

John: Do not underestimate me! If you don't have a weapon it goes without saying that you know how to fight without one, so who's next?!

He gets into a fighting stance though, the Yiga look to the horizon and see several clouds of sand rising.

Yiga: The Gerudo guards, let's go!

The Yiga take their **** members with them as they disappear in a puff of red smoke. John looks around and clicks his tongue.

John: Damn they got away!

The guard puts a hand on his shoulder and smiles at him.

Guard: Thank you very much young Voe.

John: No problem, it was a pleasure.

At that moment, several Sand Seals arrive with Gerudo guards who appear to be securing the area.

Guard 2: Are all Yiga gone?

Gurad: Yes they fled when you arrived.

The second guard looks at John.

Guard 2: Who is the Voe?

Guard: He helped me and the girls, he's a good fighter.

John smiles upon hearing this.

John: Thanks.

Guard 2: If he helped you, he should get a reward. We'll take you to town, but you can't enter the town, that's the rule. I'm sorry about that.

John: It's okay. I know about your culture.

The Gerudo and John, he mounts a sled of Sand Seals and holds on to one of the Gerudo guards as they glide across the desert. After a few minutes, the group arrives at Gerudo Town, but as mentioned, John is forbidden to enter. The guard he was helping comes up to him and crosses her arms.

Guard: As I said, we want to give you a reward, what do you desire?

John thinks for a few minutes when an idea pops into his head.

John: I wouldn't mind a weapon, I don't really care what kind. I just need a good weapon.

The guard smiles and reaches for her belt before getting down on one knee and handing him a crooked sheathed sword.

Guard: Then I'll give you my personal scimitar, accept it as thanks from me.

John takes the scimitar and swings it around a few times before strapping it to his belt.

John: Thank you very much, I will take good care of this scimitar.

The guard smiles one last time and waves at him as she enter the city. John yawns and looks at the two guards at the gate.

John: I have a question, is it allowed for men to camp outside the wall?

The two guards look at each other before the first one nods.

Gate Guard: You are allowed to camp outside the walls, you just aren't allowed to enter the city.

John: Thanks.

John looks around and collects a few sticks from dead trees before sitting down against the wall and starting a fire. After the fire is lit, he leans against the wall and slowly falls asleep.

John: I really need to get some camping gear, but I'm too tired for that. I got shot, got sent to a Zelda world and fought the Yiga, they probably have me on their hit list now too, like Link... I wonder where he is?