When You're Not With the One You Love, Love the One You're With

"C,c,calm you down.?" Reggie said nervously. "Sure!! You need to calm down! -Here!!" he cried, lifting the curled up and nude Veronica up out the chair and presenting her to him. "She's your next-best-thing to Midge! You said so yourself!!"

"She is? Duh...."

"Reggie, Put, me, down!!"

"Okay!" Reggie grinned, and dropped her.

Big Moose dove as if catching a fumble. Veronica landed bare back and butt into his muscular arms. "That's no way to treat a lady!!" he yelled, angry again.

"You show us how to treat a bare nekid lady!" Reggie the 'Comic' didn't know when to run! Well, he did, but it was now, after he had delivered his punchline.

"Hold on, young man!!" Betty's mom told him. "You can't leave our house naked!"

"A bare nekid gentleman," said Betty, returning a woman's lib spin on his own punchline.

"Reggie's a gentleman?" Archie frowned at the creep. They should let him go outside, and be reported and arrested for indecent exposure!

"Think of what our neighbors would say!" Betty's dad told them, zipping up his pants as he came down the stairs. "They're your neighbors, too!"

While Reggie didn't really care, he did realize he had almost exposed his tiny, little dick to the outside world! "Then I'll get my clothes and leave!"

"No you won't, Reggie Mantle!" Veronica told him. "You still haven't cleaned up your mess -Or given me my oral sex!"

" "Oral sex"!? Isn't that unhygienic?" Hal looked at his wife, Alice.

"I give you oral sex," Alice half-frowned at him, her hands on the hips in his baggy bathrobe.

"But that's different. A woman..."

"You can let go of me now, Moose," Veronica told him.

"Duh...I don't think I can. I feel like I feel when I feel Midge."

"I would be insulted, if I thought you wouldn't feel the same way feeling any girl.

"Betty, come over here and let Moose feel you up!"

"I will not! Only Archie can feel me up!

"ARCHIE??" she cried in startled surprise as he started groping her.

"Oh?. Oh, you don't mean now.?"

"Don't look at me," Alice said, pulling the robe tighter around her when he looked in her direction.

"Moose, it's Veronica you want to feel up...to make you calm," Reggie smiled wickedly.

"Mr. and Mrs. Cooper! Betty!" Veronica pleaded.