What Moose Is Smart About

"We'll have no _nonc_onsensual sex in our house, young men!" Betty's dad told him.

Moose was already on his feet with the naked Veronica still in his arms. "Duh, so I should take her outside??"

"You will not take me: Period!" Her fighting skills varied according to her mood. And right then her mood was dripping from her pussy. Already aroused before the arrival of the boy of all muscle, his male touch along so much of her exposed flesh was taking Ronnie to the brink of consensual. It was Veronica who had to resist.

"Nobody who's naked may leave our house!" Betty's mom told him and them.

"Oh." Then he smiled, "Duh! That dress on the floor must be yours, Veronica."

"Moose, listen to me," Betty said. And she began to try to coax the big lummox into doing the right thing. Having seen Reggie about to have sex with Veronica, he seemed to think it was may be okay for him to have sex with her, simply because she reminded him so much of the girl he did have sex with. Okay, she could see how a guy who was all-muscle-no-brains could 'think' that. "If you, uh, 'date' Veronica, then you have to allow Reggie to date Midge: You can no longer be jealous!"

"I can't??"

"You can't! You'd be doing something that Midge has every right to be jealous about herself! Equal rights! What's good for the gander is good for the goose!..."

Ooh! Veronica was suddenly delighted. She could and often did devote days, weeks, to scheming at ways to make girls' envious of her. Or jealous.

"Duh, But Midge likes me being jealous. She says it gives her passions. Even when she's angry at me, she says it's passionate."

"Oh, my!" Alice said. "Midge is a tease."

"She has psychological problems," Hal said. "Her mental health risks others' physical health."

"You can say that again!" Reggie frowned, prime victim number one, but no example of mental health himself.

Meanwhile, Veronica hadn't been paying attention to this dialog. Her own psychological buttons had been pushed. "Alright, Moosiekins," she said, rubbing both the stout, muscular arm that held her and his cheek, "you will be no Archiekins, but I will allow you to claim my virginity!"

"Hey! What about me!?!" Reggie cried.

Moose glared down at him. Down to his little-boy-sized dick. "Can you even reach Veronica's virginity."

"Ooh!!" Veronica squealed. This was so out-of-character! The dumb jock knew his sex education! He might make a good teacher, after all!