Legal troubles!

Lauren was sure her nude picture in the paper would be rock bottom, but somehow things got even worse for her! She soon received her court date. Her charges were severe. Reckless driving, indecent exposure and driving without a license. She knew she was in real trouble. So, maxxing out all her credit cards, she hired a lawyer. A young up and coming blonde named Nancy who Lauren read was the best in town.

"Don't worry, I have a plan." Her lawyer explained.

"Oh, thank god!" Lauren breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yes, I got the idea when I read the article in the paper about your case."

"Y... you saw that?" Lauren blushed. She knew the woman had seen her nude photo in the paper. It made her feel like Nancy could see through her, since she knew that Lauren's slim body was a lie.

"Of course." Nancy said. "Anyways, I say we lean into the protest angle. Say you were protesting body shaming! That's first amendment protected speech."

"B.. but I didn't want to be naked!" Lauren explained.

"That's probably not the best defense, since we can't prove it." Nancy explained. "But I think in the modern social climate, saying you were protesting would be the right way to go."

"...Okay, you're the lawyer." Lauren agreed with a sigh. "So what do we do?"