Press 7 for the surprise package

Hold on this is the first time I’ve seen this option. . .wait why do we have this?

Sir, I have good news and bad news: the good news is this might actually be the cheapest item out service provides, the bad news is this is just a door or it looks like it. This door was found partially burned and carved into it were some weird religious texts about cleansing fire.

We grabbed it and did tests on it. If you can install it somewhere in your residence and update us on anything on it we will allow you to buy it for a pittance. We do theorize that someone or a group of people will use it if it’s properly put somewhere, and we can think of a more likely group to show up through that door then people from fire ****.