Miss Go

It was an ordinary day, just like any other, when Miss Sherilynne Go walked into the administrative offices of Middleton High School. Shego had absolutely refused to use the name Caroline Smutbottom. Drakken was a real idiot when it came to naming things. But he was right about her being hired right there on the spot after she produced a sparkling resume complete with several academic degrees that simply wowed every school board member into approving of her employment, especially one totally smitten permanent substitute teacher by the name of Stephen Barkin. He had been the very first to congratulate her. "Welcome aboard," he said, offering his hand. "If you have any problems at all, be sure to look me up. I can help you in many ways."

Shego feigned interest and shook his hand. "Thank you. That's very much appreciated. If I need any assistance, I'll be sure to look you up." She then made her way to the principal's office where she pulled the files of Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, and Bonnie Rockwaller. She knew from experience Kim and Ron worked together on several occasions, while Bonnie seemed to be one of Kim's chief rivals. Her first order of business would be to exploit that rivalry and find a way to come in between Kim and Ron.

Just as Drakken had said, Kim's grades in sex education were very poor indeed. This could be the wedge she was looking for. If she could take up most of Kim's free time tutoring her in sex education, she would see less of Ron, and would be **** to give up her position as head cheerleader to her rival Bonnie. All of this would certainly most have an impact on Kim. But the best part of all, she would be able to do nothing about it. Her first step would be to call in Bonnie Rockwaller, and hand her the head cheerleader position, citing Kim's poor grades in sex education as the reason. Next would be to meet with Kim and offer her an ultimatum. She opened the mike on her desk. "Will student Bonnie Rockwaller please report to the principal's office. Bonnie Rockwaller, please report to the principal's office. Thank you."