The new head cheerleader

Bonnie Rockwaller sheepishly walked into Miss Go's office. "Umm... I'm not in any trouble, am I?" she asked. She looked around nervously. Her eyes darting all around the office, expecting the worst.

Shego stood up and motioned to her to have a seat. "No, not at all young lady. In fact, it's quite the opposite. Someone else you know well is in academic trouble, and she needs to be made aware of it. I am designating you as the new head cheerleader of Middleton High School until further notice. It has a good chance of becoming permanent if Miss Possible doesn't bring up her grades in sex education."

Bonnie's eyes went wide with laughter. "She's flunking sex ed?"

"Yes, she is." Shego herself found it hard to keep a straight face over it, but somehow managed to. She allowed Bonnie to laugh at her rival's expense. So, I am taking away her privilege of being head cheerleader until she completes special tutoring and special assignments I have lined up for her. I plan to call her in next to inform her of the change. Now do your school proud, and get out there and Rah! Rah! Zisk boom Bah! your heart out as our new captain."

"Wait until the rest of the girls hear this! Kim Possible flunking sex ed class! This is priceless!" With that Bonnie stood up. "Thank you Miss Go. I won't let you down!"

Shego smiled at her. "I know you won't."

Now her next step was to call Kim Possible to the office, which she did immediately after Bonnie skipped gleefully out of her office. She took her seat behind her desk again and waited patiently for the lovely redhead to enter. Moments later a knock came at her door. "Come in," she called out. The door opened and there before her stood her arch nemesis Kim Possible. "Please, have a seat Kim," she beckoned to her.

Kim sat down, never taking her eyes from Shego. "Have we met before?" she asked. "You seem very familiar to me."

"I really doubt that. I get that all the time, usually from drunk men in clubs and bars. This is the first time I've heard it from a female. Are you hitting on me, Miss Possible?" Half of Shego kind of hoped she was. Why not make their relationship even weirder? Before Kim could answer, she stood up. "The reason why I called you here was to offer you an alternative solution to your failing grade in sex education class. As you may have learned by now, you are no longer the head cheerleader. That position now belongs to Bonnie Rockwaller. We can't have someone who's flunking any class represent us in such a prestigious position. It would look bad on all of us. Don't you agree Miss Possible?"

Kim wasn't sure how to answer. "Well, I suppose not..."

"Good! I'm glad we see eye to eye." Shego paused as she walked around to the front of the desk. "Now the deal I'm going to offer you is special tutoring from me, during study halls and after school. You do this, and if your grade goes up, you'll be back to being head cheerleader in no time. Otherwise, I'll have **** but to fail you, and you'll end up retaking the course again."

"Am I still on the squad?" Kim asked.

"As time permits, I will allow you to practice with the squad. So, do we have a deal?"

Kim sighed deeply. "Yes, we have a deal."

"Good. Your tutoring starts tomorrow. Make sure to bring in a whole cucumber when we meet." Shego couldn't help but notice the puzzled look on her face. "You have a lot to learn about sex, and we have to start with the basics. That'll be all. I'll see you tomorrow."

Kim left Miss Go's office totally puzzled by Miss Go wanting her to bring in a cucumber. Were they going to make a salad?