Any other dirty little secrets?

Xander couldn't help but smirk. "Soooo any other secrets you havent told me, Buff?"

Buffy raised a questioning eyebrow. "Like what?"

Xander just shrugged his shoulders in an exaggerated way. "Iunno. But you can tell me anything. I promise. Your secrets are safe with me. Whatever naughty things happens behind closed doors at Casa Summers."

Buffy shook her head. "What were you expecting me to say? Exactly?"

"No idea. But I was not expecting your mom to be a... uh... burlesque enthusiast." He leaned in towards Buffy, "So... any other little secrets you need to tell me?"

Buffy pushed him away, she had a little heat in her voice as she scolded him. "Nope. Nothing. What were you hoping for? Something sordid like Mom doing porn or something? Working as an Escort?"

Xander saved himself from face planting as the Slayer strength shove had damn near thrown him to the ground. He made sure to give Buffy a little space and keep himself out of arms reach. He held up his hands in surrender and walked silently alongside her for a bit.

As they walked Xander couldnt help but let his mind wonder about what Buffy had said. Joyce the Pron Star? Joyce the Escort? He needed to puzzle over that situation.

Joyce goes away for a weekend. Comes back with lots of money. Enough to support the upper middle class Summers lifestyle. Boy howdy did that sound like... well... hook-

Xander shook his head. He couldnt even imagine someone as classy as Joyce being a 'working' girl. That was positively outrageous. Too demeaning. Too degrading.

On the other hand his dirty little teenage mind had no problem imagining Joyce as a star of a porno. He'd had several fantasies about the woman that could be turned into a porno. Joyce was definitely M.I.L.F.tastic. And the mental image of her doing very nasty things in front of a camera was titillating. And he could well imagine himself being the male star of those pornos.

He murmurred softly to himself, in his best cheesy announcer voice: "Joyce Summers, mild mannered suburban single mother and art dealer by day but over the last year she has secretly been masquerading as Joy Winters; stripper and the Queen of M.I.L.F. porn."

Xander almost laughed at the idea. Joyce being a porn star. Like-

Xander trippped over his own feet as he suddenly recalled something he had seen on the internet last night. A certain movie that had a very familiar female lead...

An A+ in Art Class starred Joy Winters as an Art Teacher who gives her students, both male and female extra incentive to learn. One boy at first, then another boy, then one girl, then a new boy and the first girl plus a new girl at the same time; then both boys from before and finally the whole class of six students to give everyone a passing grade for their 'classroom participation'.

"Xander? You okay?" Buffy asked, a few steps ahead od him and looking back in puzzlement at him being on his knees.

Getting up off his knees Xander found himself speechless. Did he tell Buffy he thought her Mom was a porn star? Should he find the movie, make her watch it and prove it to her? Or should he lie and let Buffy be blissfully ignorant?