they were too expensive

He went to the man at the register.

"Ummm....excuse me. Do you really have Love Potions?"

"Ah, another school kid with a crush, eh?"

"No!" John shouted as a knee jerk reaction, "I was just curious! Do they actually work?"

"Guaranteed to elicit infatuation. Doesn't work if you're a jerk or don't shower, tho."

"I shower!"

"Then yeah, it'll work! $500!"

"500 DOLLARS?!" He yelled, "if I was rich i wouldn't need the love potion!"

"I don't know what to tell you. Have you tried playing sports!"

"Useless!" He moaned, "what can you get me for..." he reached into his pockets, "five dollars?"

The man picked up the money and looked at it, set it down on the counter and leaned down behind the register.

It was at this moment, John saw in a glass container, at the corner of the register, a display of a pair of red satin panties. He furled his brow in confusion, wondering why they were on display when he saw the display rotate to face him.

The man popped back up from behind the register and laid down an object on the flat surface, "Rabbits foot. Lucky."

Johns confusion over the display was broken, "does it work?"

The man shrugged, "better than nothing probably."

John gave him a scowl, disappointed that he came here for a love potion and, instead, was being offered a trinket. Then, from the corner of his eye, he saw the panties begin to grow a bulge that pointed right at him.

John grew nervous and confused. He grabbed the rabbits foot, "fine!", he swung his backpack around to put the rabbits foot in. The brushing of the register caused the display to topple down.

"Aw shit!" The man complained.

Johns disappointment caused him to flee and never return. He jumped away and out of the store before zipping up his backpack.

The panties that had attached themselves to his backpack, crawled into the compartment he put his rabbits foot in, and took care of zipping it up for him.