the witch!

“An evil witch is terrorizing my countryside”, stated the fat Baron in front of which Kanami was kneeling. “Usually I would send out my garrison to deal with her, but...”

He gestured towards a Maid. “When I send my guardsmen she turned them all into this!”

Kanami did feel that the castle had an extremely large amount of very well endowed maids. The Baron didn't seem to particularly mind.

“In any case, the witch needs to be dealt with. I offer you 500 Gold coins for a job well done.”

Kanami's eyes lighten up. 500 gold coins was a fortune for her! She could life easily for at least a decade! “Leave it to me, Sir!” she declared boldly. “Assassinations are a ninjas specialty and I never failed a single one!”

Granted she never got an **** job up until now, but she learned the basics back when she was trained by the Black Swan clan. Slash your targets throat and that's it. How hard could it be?

Kanami waited until the **** of the night before approaching the witches lair. It was a castle upon a cliff deep within the black forest. It was a bit spooky, but of course Kanami didn't fear such silly things as dark woods, wolves, g-ghosts and...ghouls...

In any case, thanks to her superior ninja skills she made It to the front of the castle, lockpicked the door(it was unlocked) and sneaked her way trough all the guards(who where clearly looking the other way) before entering the large and pompous throne room of the evil witch.

There she was, sitting on her throne, smirking smugly like evil witches tend to do. She looked rather fine, Kanami must admit. Black flowing silk dress to accentuate her perfect porcelain white skin and hair that tumbled well below her waist.

Luckily it didn't appear there was anyone else in the throne room and the witch had her eyes closed, clearly trying to get a power nap in, so she sneaked from pillar to pillar until the throne was only a few quick dashes away.

From there she sprinted. Kanami was proud of her speed. She brandished her Kunai and was just about to move up the steps to the throne.

“Freeze”

The eyes of the witch shut open as she stared down on Kanami with a cruel smile.

Kanami was unable to move. No way! Was this shadow bending? How could she have been so careless?

“It appears another foolish mortal wishes me ill. When will they ever learn?” The witch let out a haughty laugh. “But you are a particular curious individual. Did you not notice that I allowed you to come this far?”

“Uh...don't kill me!”

“You where trying to **** me. So why should I show you any mercy now? Although perhaps I could be persuaded to simply transform you into a frog.”

“No! Don't do that either!”

The witch laughed, clearly enjoying to toy with her prey. “You are rather inept, I must admit. Even more so then those foolish guards that barged in here. And I happen to enjoy karmic punishments. As such...”

Her eye gleamed and suddenly Kanami started to sneeze.

“What?” She looked on the witch in confusion “What did you, acho! Do! Acho! Acho!”

“Punishment One: Whenever you are on a mission you will find yourself unable to stop sneezing.”

“No acho! That is...acho, acho!” Kanami realized an old trick she learned in ninja school to prevent just this and used her ringfinger to push her nose upwards. That did indeed stop the sneezing.

“Very clever.” The witch admitted with a smile. “There are some ways around it, as such I believe another punishment is needed.” Her eyes glowed once more and Kanami braced herself about what would happen next.

It didn't take her long to realize as a warm sensation crept downwards on her legs. “Eww!” Kanami cried out in disgust.

“Indeed, from now on you shall remain incontinent whenever you are on a mission. No matter how hard you try you shall be unable to hold your water.”

Kanami looked down in despair. That was unbelievably humiliating!

“However, just using the bathroom before the mission or...well wearing a diaper should do the trick, so I believe we need to something that doesn't have such an easy fix..hmmm...”

“Please no more!” Kanami pleaded while the Witch pondered.

“Ah yes! I believe this should be perfect!” Once more her eyes gleamed.

This time however Kanami did not feel anything change. Did the witch perhaps screw up?

But the mocking grin on her lips told her otherwise

“Henceforth, whenever you hear the words, halt, stop or Intruder, you shall experience an orgasm.”

Kanami screamed and her legs buckled under her as no less then three orgasms assaulted her. Of course because of that she let go of her nose with **** her sneezing to start up again.

The Witch found this all very amusing and laughed heartily. “Very well! With that I have rendered you even more inept! Have no fear, these afflictions will only take effect when you are on a mission. With this, I feel like you are appropriately punished. You may remove yourself from my presence now.”