the new laughing stock

The redhead, despite her best mental efforts to stop herself, walked awkwardly as her legs were spread and followed John to a ballroom where his other employees were.

"This here is..." John stopped, "I don't know her name, but she has a potty mouth, so he real name is not important. You may call her Piss Mouth, as she is our new urinal."

"Whuh?!" said the redhead.

"Your face will be **** through a hole in the wall in the bar men's room and your ass will be used for anal sex on the other side of the wall. Don't worry, you will not catch any diseases, and having guys piss on your face or in your mouth will make you orgasm, and when you're fucked up the ass, you'll orgasm non-stop. This is your new job, and you'll work a 12-hour shift: the 2 pm to the 2 am shift."

The redhead was stunned.

The other employees all laughed at the redhead.

"Hey, Piss Mouth!" said one of the girls. "Do you love men's piss only or can anyone use your mouth?"

"Good question," said John. "What do you think, Piss Mouth?"

The redhead shook her head as her eyes were wide with fear.