the lack of towels.

The only one left is a very small hand towel. I use it to dry my body and use the hair dryer to finish the job.

I have nothing to wear, the bathrobes on the bathroom door are missing too.

"Mom there are no towel or bathrobe left!!!." I scream.

"I left you one to dry yourself akl the rest where dirty, you just were too busy to listen!" She screams back. " Now hurry up, the waffles are getting cold."

Too busy? When? There were towels when I got in the shower. That means she got in to take them when I was in the shower.

And talked to me! The only way I wouldn’t notice this is if it was when I. ...

NO!! She saw me half out, furiously masturbating in the shower.

Now is a grave time, there's few things worse than cold waffles.