the boyfriend

As you take a seat a few yards away and pretend to be on your phone, you see her boyfriend walking towards her.

As far as he can tell, his date is just wrapped in a blanket like she's cold. He can't see her dress underneath her. He walks up to her. "Cold, Bella?"

"Um, yeah, well...no...I mean..."

"What's wrong."

"This is going to sound strange, but I was sitting on this blanket in my blue dress when suddenly I was sitting on my blue dress and wrapped in this blanket. I don't know where my underwear is." Bella was blushing deeply.

"That makes absolutely no sense," says the man.

"Don't you think I know that?!" says Bella. Can you try to hold up this blanket while I try to put my dress back on.

The man tries his best to hold the blanket around Bella while she tries to put her dress back on.