tan naked.

"It makes putting sunscreen easier and you don't get any tan lines. " she adds

"Mom, we can’t go out naked!" I scream

"Nonsense, we can do as we please on our property, if anyone is bothered by it they are free to look away." She continues.

"I'm more worried about those that would look. Ernest is at home today." I tell her.

"Do you think he would like to join us ? He is such a nice boy, you two should spend more time together, friendships are what makes you a balanced individual." She adds.

I nearly **** on he waffle I was eating.

The prospect of spending an afternoon sunbathing naked with Ernest repulses me.

I grab a glass of milk to get the waffle down my throat.

My mom taking my silence as a tacit approval of her plan opens the backdoor of the kitchen to go check on the Bradfords, still only wearing her skimpy apron.