rules and transformations

“Speaking of rules, it’s time we tell you how this competition actually works. The game is played in rounds. Every round will take a week. Monday through Saturday each of you will get one day with the master, where you can go on a date. At the end of your date, you will spend the night in the master’s suite. On Sunday there will be a competition. Afterwards we will handle eliminations and then we will get to transformations and a popularity poll."

"What do you mean by Transformations?" Chris interrupts.

The Host simply moves on as if Chris hadn't said anything. "The popularity poll is a poll held amongst our viewers and will affect the game. Transformation are permanent changes to your mind, body or both. They exist to motivate you to participate and to entertain the viewers. There will be a selection of three transformations per round, one of which the audience will choose to be applied for you. If you get eliminated, there will be a harsh exit transformation for you and you will automatically have the lowest standing in the Harem. You do not want to be eliminated.

All of you will be competing for Victory points, VPs for short. You can gain these Victory Points by pleasing the master, both sexually and non-sexually. There will also be a weekly competition. Doing well in those will also net you some points. On the other hand, displeasing the master or doing badly in competitions will lead to deductions.

Typically, we would only eliminate contestants who have negative points at the end of a round. This, however, has led to elimination becoming an empty threat and has encouraged undesired patterns to emerge instead of the desired competition. So instead, we will be eliminating the contestant with the lowest number of VP, even if that number is positive. They will then be replaced by a new contestant who will start with the average number of VP among the remaining Harem members.

Whoever has the highest number of points by the end of the show wins and becomes the master's right hand man or woman. Whoever reaches 100 VP first gets a wish, with certain limitations, even if they don’t end up winning.

Onto the popularity poll. Depending on your standing there you will gain a certain number of Bonus Points or BP for short. More BP can be gained by completing tasks given out by the host or any other helpers associated with the season. They can be spent in various shops to gain and advantage or sabotage other contestants.

Besides manning the shops, the spirits that currently occupy the stands will be tasked with maintaining the space of the competition. They will do all the cooking, cleaning and other household tasks. You can ask them for help, but they aren’t authorized to do much.

On last bit of housekeeping, since some contestants decided to influence their standing before the competition even started”

-1 VP Athena threatened the Master

+1 VP Dionysos Bribed the Host

“This is unfair. I didn’t know the rules”, Athena protests

“You were warned”, Homer says matter-of-factly. “But since you are so eager to say something, why don’t we start with your transformations?” He snaps and three large stone tablets appear with both Greek and Latin Script.

Catching up Athena is a genius, but the last time she interacted with mortals the best calculator was an abacus. This transformation gives her the tech-literacy and working knowledge of computer and a modern tablet.

This is about sex, not wisdom
This transformation will help Athena explore her sexuality. The more horny she gets the dumber she gets. It will also increase her sensitivity to arousal making it easier for her to get horny and harder for her to calm down. Having an orgasm however will reset her to her base level.

Patron of Democracy
Athena is the Patron Goddess of Athens, the birthplace of Democracy. This transformation will bring her closer to her city by allowing her to consult the audience for important decisions. However once a vote is called she will be **** to follow it’s results

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“So, which one of these would you like, goddess of wisdom?”

“I doubt mortals have invented anything, that my mind couldn’t manage without them. But Catching up is the only one that doesn’t activly sabotage me. I'm not going to consult mortals about my strategy. The second one just exists because you're afraid”

“Of course, and Chris, which one do you think Athena should get?” Homer says.

Chris raises his hands defensively. “If you think I’m going against the wishes of the goddess of wisdom, you must be insane. "Catching up", Please.

“Boring, but safe, I hate it, but oh well. Let’s move on to the next in line, Patroklos, feeling excited?”

“Can’t say I am, but I don’t think you care.”

“You think correctly, Let’s have a look at the options for you.” Homer says. Three more stone tablets appear.

Greek beauty standards
Ancient Greeks considered small penises as a sign of intelligence, this transformation will help Patroklus to appear smarter. ( Although it won’t actually make him smarter. It will just shrink his dick)

Doomed lovers
We can‘t just split up mythology’s premiere gay couple. This transformation will add Achilles to the season. Patroklus and Achilles will be treated as one contestant for the purposes of this competition. That means shared VP, BP, transformations, popularity poll standings and potentially elimination

Variety win Harem hotel tends to either straight up genderswap men or turn them into femboys. This is the opposite, this transformation will give Patroklus the body of a warrior. Big, muscular and well endowed, we are giving him the Hollywood treatment

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“Well how are you feeling about these?”

“Number 2, please. I will do anything, just give me number two. Please, let me see Achilles again.”

“Again, not up to me. But Chris what do you think?”

Chris goes a bit pale. “I’m sorry, but I can’t in good conscience **** another person into this sick competition. I guess if I’m just thinking about myself Greek beauty standards is preferable to the Hollywood treatment.”

“Don’t want to reunite the lovebirds? Scared of competition?”

“No I just…”

“I’m just messing with you” Three more stone tablets appear. “But I think we should move on to Helen” he says, before turning to the large stones behind him Weirdly a line on Helen's first stone tablet seems to be completely unreadable. Homer repeatedly snaps at the tablet but nothing changes

Experienced Abductee
This is not the first time Helen was kidnapped to be bound to a man. This transformation allows her, once per day, to get an accurate overview over the masters mood. [Producer’s note: This will also work on the host]

Most Beautiful woman
Helen was the most beautiful woman of Greece. However tastes differ. This transformation will cause her to have the body, face and look of the master’s fantasy instead of the lowest common denominator amongst ancient greek men

Golden Apple
What do you mean this is inaccurate to the myth? I don’t care. Anyways, this transformation will allow Helen to participate in any votes with the exception of her own transformation votes, counting for 20% of the vote, 10% in case of popularity poll

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“Well, Helen, which one would you like?”

“There is nothing as powerful as political influence, I will take the last one.”

“Expected, Mr. Morborough, any thoughts?”

“This is a dangerous amount of power to give to her even though she isn't a goddess. I’d say I would prefer if she got transformation number 1. I don’t care if she can see my emotions and changing her body for my pleasure seems ****.”

“I see, the mortals don’t get the privilege of you agreeing with everything they say. Let’s see whether you’ll lose your spine for the other three gods again. Aphrodite’s up next.” More stone tablets appear, with one of them having another weirdly illegible line

Goddess of Love
Aphrodite ist he goddess of love and here at Harem Hotel we are all about love. So what better way to facilitate that than to have the literal goddess of love as a wingman. This transformation will give her an orgasm and some BP every time the master has sex with someone else.

Aphrodite Ares
Did you know that the most popular version of Aphrodite is one that got essentially lobotomized by the Athenians? This transformation will return her to her rightfull place as a goddess of war and give her an aura that increases the intesity of all emotions for anyone inside

Mean girl
Love can hurt. But more importantly it is often the source of the most juicy gossip. This transformation will give Aphrodite one piece of important information every morning regarding whoever has a date on the day. On her own date night it will instead be about the master. [producers note: and on challenge day it will be about the host]

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“How are you feeling about these, Goddess of love?”

“Well since I am going to win the popularity poll anyways option 1 is pretty much useless. I would like to see the masters adoration of me amplified, so Aphrodite Ares it is.”

“And once again, I must know your opinion, Master?”

“I think Goddess of Love is the least harmful.”

“Wow, you can actually have an opinion that isn't shared with the gods.. We’ll have to move onto the next set of transformations without analyzing that too deeply and to our second man. ” Three more stone tablets appear

God of Wine
Dionysus is known for throwing the wildest parties. This transformation will allow him to throw one such party per round. And best of all he can send an invite to one inhabitant of the islands, which they will be **** to accept unless it interferes with their ability to attend their date with the master.

Patron of hermaphrodites
Did you know that the term Hermaphrodite goes back to one of Dionysus’s followers? Well now you do. And to honour this legacy this transformation we will grant a set of female genetalia to Dionysus. It won’t replace his already existing equipment, add breasts or have any health complications.

Ascended
Dionysus wasn’t always a god. This transformation will set him back to before his ascension, removing some of his remaining powers and his godly resistance to getting drunk.

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“Dionysos, what…?”

“Please not number three. Can you imagine how boring this season will be if I can’t summon or drink. Actually just give me number one. It’ll be so fun to mess with the owl.”

“Of course, I should have expected that, Master?”

“Number 1 gives him too much power. Number 2 or 3, I don’t care which one.”

“Oh, really? Not at all tempted by the promise of saving someone from bottom prep? But in the end it’s up to the audience to decide. But we have one more set of transformations to get through.”

Mama’s girl
Demeter has always been concerned about her daughter. With this transformation Persephone will be lent some of her mothers power and gain the ability to speed up plant growth and infuse the plants she does grow with some additional effects. However using this power will make her incredibly horny.

Pomegranate
Persephone famously ate a pomegranate to **** herself to stay in the underworld for six months. However we don’t operate on a scale of years and we also can’t really let her leave. So instead this transformation will split her Personality, letting her underworld Persona, Kore, dominate from 12am to 12pm everyday, leaving Persephone in control between 12pm and 12 am.

Goddess of Fertility
Every season needs one transformation that gives the contestant in question a breast upgrade. This is this season’s version of that giving Persephone and increase in breast size and making her lactate.

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“Persephone?”

“yeah, yeah. All of these suck, but if I must choose one, bigger tits are likely to be an advantage. I don’t want to let Kore out and I don’t want to rely on my mother.”

“And Chris?”

“I guess if she wants it. I think I have made it clear that I don’t like power differences, so option 1 would be bad. And underworld persona does not sound pleasant.”

“Very well. It is up to the audience to vote now”. One last stone tablet appears, displaying a ranking of the contestants.” And here we will see the results of the popularity poll.”

https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQeWwAn4

AN: Voting will close on the 15th of May 2026 at 23:59 CEST(UCT+2)