not a very good one, hide in the bushes.

On a limited schedule, devising a clever plan could be the thing making me lose.

It's time for legs, not brains.

But first I have to get out of view.

Picking the general direction of my house, I spot a string of small bushes a fiew yards appart.

I run to the first one. I get scratches and some sticks are poking me in some sensitive spots but I'm out of view and no one around seemed to have noticed.

I get from bush to bush discreetly but my luck runs out.

After the last one there is a big clearing of open grass to the woods.

On my left 5 college boys , topless ate playing a Frisbee game and on my right the girl walking the huge pack of dogs.

To get out I would have to run between them and both would see me.

I get ready to quickly streak, deciding to hide my face rather than my body.

But before I can jump out someone approaches.