the next morning

You wake up and Lisa is already dressed and she is almost finished eating her breakfast.

"I have to go to work early today to finish up the deal in the office."

"Ok," You say, "Baby, about last night..."
{if wife_curious==1}"Yes?"
"This Leroy guy - does he really exist?"
"Oh my god", she yells, "honey. I was just winding you up."
"yeah, but is he a real ex from the past?"
"he does exist, John, he is a real ex-boyfriend. But this was during high school. I haven't seen him ever since. He was a cheater, that part was also real."
"Was... Was he really black?"
"Christ what is up with you? Yes! he was really black."
{if black==1}"So she wasn't ad-libbing this because of the video she found", you thought.{endif}

And then out of the blue, without an inner warning or filter you asked, "Was he bigger than me?"
Lisa looks at you{if sub==0} and she shakes her head in disapproval "Really. I am leaving for work now.{else}, shrugs and says "What do you think, honey?{endif} Just get yourself together, when I get home."
And with those final words, she stands up.
{else}"...I just have one question for you about this." wife interrupts you.
"What?"
"The porn that you watch, is it always focused on {if black==1}interracial{elseif lesbian==1}lesbian{else}teens{endif}?
"Not always... but mostly." you answer truthfully without thinking too much.
"Interesting".
"What do you mean, interesting?"
{if black==1 or lesbian==1}"We share some of the same kinks"{else}"Just interesting. Do you think I am old?" Lisa asks.

"What? no! not at all, Lisa!" you reassure her.{endif}

Lisa looks at you "I am leaving for work now." And with those final words, she rushes out to the hallway and leaves the house.{endif}

You finish your breakfast alone.