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[YOUTUBE VIDEO THUMBNAIL: A close up of CHLOE's face, her lips stretched impossibly wide by filler, eyes rolled back in bliss. She is holding a massive, translucent jug filled with a thick, frothy white liquid. The title reads: "10,000 CALORIE SEMEN MUCKBANG!! (EX DYKE RECOVERY!!)" with arrows pointing to her distended belly.]

[Video Start: The camera opens on CHLOE, seated at a marble table. She is a masterpiece of surgical excess: a BBL so large it requires a special wide chair, tits that defy gravity, and a face so doll like she looks more like a mannequin than a human. She wears a tiny pink latex bikini that barely contains her synthetic curves.]

"Hi besties! Welcome back to my channel!" Chloe giggles, the sound high pitched, breathy, and completely lacking any intellectual substance. She waves at the camera with manicured nails that click against the table. "Today is a super special day because I'm doing a massive, massive fuckin' MUCKBANG!"

She pats her stomach, which is already rounded and tight. "I've been feeling sooo hungry lately. My cunt has been growling all morning, telling me it needs the good stuff. And since I'm finally 100% cured of that stupid lesbian disease, I can eat whatever I want as long as it's Ggffhhh's blessing!"

She grabs the jug. It's enormous, nearly five gallons, filled to the brim with thick, viscous, slightly yellowish semen. The smell is immediate a pungent, musky aroma that fills the room.

"Okay, here we go! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and donate to the Cult of Plastic so you can be blessed too! Mmmmmm!"

Chloe unscrews the cap and begins to chug. She doesn't sip; she drinks with animalistic desperation. The sound is wet and guttural GLUG, GLUG, GLUG. Her throat works frantically as she swallows massive quantities of the thick fluid.

As she drinks, her body reacts to the overwhelming volume. Because her internal passages are already so stretched from constant claiming, the semen has nowhere to go but everywhere. As she gulps down a massive mouthful, the pressure builds in her sinuses. A thick stream of white liquid suddenly spurts from her nose, dribbling down her upper lip and mixing with the semen already coating her mouth.

She doesn't stop. She can't. She's too far gone into the pleasure of the consumption.

"Mmph gulp mmmmm!" she mumbles around the rim of the jug. Her eyes are unfocused, pupils dilated. She looks completely lobotomized by the taste.

Finally, she lowers the jug with a wet thud. Her face is a disaster zone: semen is smeared across her cheeks, dripping from her nose, and coating her cleavage. Her belly has visibly expanded, stretching the latex of her bikini to its absolute limit.

"Oh my god..." she gasps, letting out a thunderous, wet burp that echoes through the microphone. "That was... BUUUUURP... sooo good."

A thick cloud of semen scented vapor escapes her lips, followed by a stream of white liquid that spills from the corner of her mouth. She starts giggling uncontrollably a dopey, repetitive sound that suggests her last three brain cells have just given up entirely.

"I feel sooo full and sooo happy!" she squeals, tilting her head back. "I feel like a big, dumb, stupid balloon!"

To demonstrate her bliss, she purses her lips and blows hard. A large, glistening bubble of semen forms at her lips, growing larger and larger until it pops, spraying a fine mist of white across her own face. She giggles again, poking at the bubble residue with a finger.

"I'm just a silly little slut, aren't I?" she asks the camera, her voice dripping with self aware stupidity. "Just a dumb girl who loves to eat cock juice. I used to think about politics and girls... but now I just think about... glug... how much more I can fit inside me."

She pats her swollen stomach and leans closer to the camera, her expression one of pure, unadulterated, brainless devotion.

"Thanks for watching, besties! Remember: if you're thinking, you're doing it wrong! Just eat, fuck, and be pretty! #SemenMuckbang #BimboEats #ExDykeCured #BrainDeadBliss #Ggffhhh #FullAndHappy"

[Video Ends with Chloe attempting to blow another bubble while giggling hysterically as the screen fades to pink.]