immature plan

"Um, I could put itching powder in her panties I guess," said Buffy.

"Kind of immature," said Wally, "but it's a start. I was thinking you could hang out at her art gallery and do your best to seduce any of her male customers. The more men her age you have sex with, the more that will get to her. You have to prove to her you are sexier than she is."

"Great, I can seduce those older men."

"Yes, always dress like jailbait. Dress as trampy as possible. When you go to school, dress as sexy as you can without getting suspended for dress code. Tease your hair up as big as possible, an wear lots of slutty makeup."

"I can do that."