Eliza clicked on the button to download the "Am I Attracted to Lipstick Lesbians?" quiz, and a window popped up, telling her that the file was unsafe, and asking if she was sure she wanted to trust it. She rolled her eyes, and clicked yes. Worst case scenario she would just delete it, and it wasn't like she had anything important on there yet.
She downloaded the file, which was named attractiontolipsticklesbianshypquiz.spe, and opened it. It was fullscreen, and warned that it contained sound. It showed a picture of something that looked like headphones, but without a cord or band to keep it on, and she saw a pair next to the computer. She put them over her ears, and they stuck, comfortable and almost weightless. She could hardly tell she was wearing them, apart from the fact that she could no longer hear anything from outside.
She hit the next button, and a gentle music filled her ears.
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"Hello," said a soft, female voice, "and welcome to the quiz. You most likely do not yet know the answers to the questions, but rest assured that when the time comes, the answer will come to you, and you will pick correctly. And then you will find out whether or not you are attracted to lipstick lesbians."
As she spoke, her words were printed on the screen.
"First of all, what is your name?"
A text box appeared, and she typed "Eliza."
"You have a cute name. You must have a cute face to match it." A window popped up, asking for permission to use the camera, and she hit yes. "You are cute. Now, let's start the quiz. First question, how much makeup does your mommy wear?"
Three options appeared, None, A little, and A lot. She chose a lot.
"Second question, how much makeup do you wear?"
She picked none.
"Third question, are you a lesbian?"
The options were Yes, I don't know, and No. She picked I don't know.
"Fourth question, are women more beautiful when they wear makeup?" A picture of a beautiful woman applying lipstick appeared next to the question.
She hit yes.
"Question seventeen, are you a lesbian?"
Eliza hit yes without hesitation.
"Question eighteen, would you kiss a woman who wasn't wearing lipstick?"
The three options were No, Only if she was wearing lip gloss, and Only if she was wearing other makeup. She thought for a while, and clicked the middle one.
"And now for the one hundredth and final question. Are you attracted to lipstick lesbians?"There was only one answer, and she clicked yes.
"Very good. Now then, remember to leave a review on hypquiz.mag, saying how thankful you are for this quiz, and consider taking one of our suggested quizzes: Am I a Butch Lesbian?, Am I a Lipstick Lesbian?, Do I Have a Mommy Fetish?"
Eliza closed the quiz and went back to their website, and left a review, telling them how she hadn't been sure before, but the quiz had definitely fixed that problem. Then, she looked at the quizzes they had recommended. She obviously didn't have a thing for her mom, but the other two weren't as obvious.
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