get rid of the clothes.

I see Dennis a cunning 8 year old boy that love to do pranks to people sneaking behind me to get a better look at my ass.

I grab a 20$ dollar bill that sticks out of the big man's pocket, I give it to Dennis.

"It's yours if you go and hide these very well."I tell him keeping my voice low.

I see a smile on his face as he gathers all the clothes and run away, between the legs of the crowd.

"Anyway you wont get your money back and I can't take the picture, no one would want to see it in any case. So just step away and let the other customers gets their turn." Stan concludes.

"Fuck you faggot! Hey were is my stuff?" He screams.

" Don't look at me, I'm naked and I didn't leave this spot I can't hide anything." I reply.

We take a few more pictures with customers as the man has a discussion with a security officer.

" sir you are not supposed to leave your belongings unattended on the floor, the mall is not responsible for their loss. Now I can't arrest you for indecent exposure as the law only talks of individual with developed genitalia, but I will have to ask you to leave as your presence is becoming disruptive." Tells the security officer.

The man is now irate to hear that is dick is so small he counts as a small child for purposes of making it decent or not.

"Here for your dinky" Says a little girl handing him a mini lollipop wrapper. ( worst it would fit)

At no time in his roid rage and recriminations did he even try to cover his ridiculously small dick.

Why all this cash at hand my mom us now calling for a locksmith and we go back to our car, with a small fortune and a large folder and two thumbdrives full of humiliating pictures and videos of me.