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Chapter 3
by Dexabyssin
The contestant
choices to be made
Noah chap 2: choices to be made
(Arthur POV)
Arthur summoned up his courage. It was too late to back out. What could be so terrible anyway? "I choose Jeanne Evans," says Arthur.
"I hope you know what you're doing, Arthur. The medicine you've chosen may well be worse than the disease," said Jeanne, whose voice Arthur immediately recognized.
"And we welcome Jeanne Evans, the Master's best friend and also the first member of his Harem. Jeanne, would you be so kind as to introduce yourself and answer a few questions so that the audience understands who you are. What's your name? How old are you? What do you do for a living? How do you know the Master? What's your chest size? When was the last time you had sex?" asked Nola, who seemed delighted that the real show was about to begin.
Jeanne sighed and decided to sit down on the grass.
"I guess it's too late to go back anyway, so we might as well go forward. Frankly, Arthur, you've really surprised me on this one," says Jeanne.
"You don't seem very surprised," commented Arthur, who couldn't help smiling at his friend's remarks.
"Oh, but I'm very surprised. Arthur Newland is going to have romantic relations with about 12 women and he's not even panicking. It's much more surprising than the end of the world or even that magic exists," Jeanne scoffed.
"You know you're part of the future harem?" replied Arthur.
"No worries. You were already my **** unofficially this will just become official," said Jeanne, who as usual seemed to have all the answers and didn't care about anything.
"Do you intend to answer my questions voluntarily?" asked Nola.
"Ah yes I forgot there was that. I guess you'll get your answers one way or another. My name is Jeanne Evans and I've been best friends with this jerk since grade school. As for what I do for a living, I sail. I'm first mate on a merchant ship so I tend to travel a lot. I have B-cup breasts and it's difficult to have romantic or sexual relationships when you spend most of your life on the oceans. Does this presentation suit you?" asked Jeanne.
"It's perfect. You forgot to say your age, but I don't think the audience will care that you're 30. On the other hand, it's probably surprising that you're still a virgin at 30. But don't worry, I'm sure the Master will be happy to help you correct that. Have you decided who you're going to take as your second member?" asked Nola.
Arthur sighed inwardly. He just wished he could have continued chatting with Jeanne quietly.
"I chose Elizabeth Miller as my second contestant," he declared.
"What, you really chose Eli?" exclaimed Jeanne.
"I'm delighted to see you again, too, Evans, although I wish it had been under different circumstances," said Elizabeth, who had just appeared behind Arthur.
Arthur immediately noticed that Elizabeth was dressed in a sublime azure evening gown. He could clearly imagine where she had been when she was teleported/kidnapped.
"And let's give a warm welcome to Elizabeth Miller second member of Arthur's Harem. Elizabeth, would you be so kind as to introduce yourself and answer a few questions so that the audience understands who you are. What's your name? How old are you? What do you do for a living? How do you know the Master? What's your chest size? When was the last time you had sex?" asked Nola again.
"How are you, Newland? We hadn't spoken since the end of our 3rd year of college," asked Elizabeth, who still hadn't given a glance to the host.
"I'm fine Eli, but I've already told you not to call me by my last name - we've known each other for 10 years, so we could skip the formalities." replied Arthur.
"I apologize, old habits die hard. I was at a charity gala organized by my father to support the new puppet he wants to put at the presidency. If you only knew how much people over there lie to each other all the time. It's exhausting," Elizabeth explained.
"I thought you weren't planning to play the trophy wife for your father," said Arthur.
"Yes, that was my intention, but alas, my mother died two years ago and since then my father has demanded that I take her place and play the green plant at his galas," says Elizabeth.
"You have a sister, I believe. Wouldn't it be possible to alternate?" asked Arthur.
"Yes, I have a sister but clearly no she's never managed to hold her own at a gala. And anyway, this discussion doesn't really make sense anymore if I believe what I've read and seen just before. If I've followed everything correctly, you're in charge of what happens here. I'd like to ask you a question, if you don't mind," said Elizabeth, addressing the hostess, who seemed delighted to no longer be completely ignored.
"Of course, you can ask any question you like, but would you mind introducing yourself first?" asked Nola, smiling.
"Fair enough, I guess. My name is Elizabeth Miller, daughter of billionaire Joseph Miller. I'm an agrofuels chemist. I'm 29 years, 6 months and 5 days old. I met Newland our freshman year of college during a math class. I've never had sex. I did take a boyfriend at one point to annoy my father, but when my father had his parents laid off, I realized it was a bad idea to go any further. I'm an A cup. I hope I've answered your questions now if it's okay with you it's my turn. If I've understood correctly, this place is completely separate from our planet, and during this show we'll be able to bring people we know to this planet. Can you guarantee that my father won't be brought along?" asked Elizabeth.
"Oh so there are a few 'Daddy issues' here. But no, alas, I can't guarantee that because it's not just me who'll decide who comes." replied Nola, who seemed disappointed not to be able to grant Eli this favor.
"Thank you for that answer, which at least has the merit of being honest," said Elizabeth, who, if she was disappointed by it, disguised it skilfully.
"Great, let's continue. Arthur, do you have a third member for me?" asked the Leprechaun. Arthur sighed, already knowing what was going to happen.
"I choose Violet Carther," he said.
"Great thanks Arthur. I always knew you were a true friend. Now I've got a real Isekai. Magic, monster, dragon and princess are waiting for me!" exclaimed Violet, who had just appeared to his left.
"I'm glad you're taking it so well Violet. You realize it's not like in your manga. It's much more complicated," says Arthur.
"Still playing the killjoy, I see. But frankly I don't see how it's very different from my manga. There's magic, a harem and even a cute Leprechaun.
“Can I give you a hug?" asked Violet to Nola, who still hadn't been able to get a sentence out since Violet's arrival.
"No problem..."
Violet listened no further and rushed over to Nola to give her a big hug.
"Oh, and I love your hair. And it smells so good. What did you dye it with? But wait, is it natural, maybe? And your eyes, oh my god, they're like emeralds. The guys should fall at your feet. What's more, your outfit goes perfectly with your eyes and hair. And that hat is a nice touch of originality. Magnifique," exclaimed Violet, speaking even faster than Nola, which was quite a feat.
"You described it to me, but I didn't think it was this intense," commented Jeanne, who was sitting on the grass watching the show.
"She's usually calmer, but she loves all things magic, manga and pop culture. It makes sense that she'd be excited under the circumstances," Arthur declared, while Violet continued to inspect Nola's outfit from every angle.
"She seems a pleasure to live with on a daily basis," remarked Elizabeth.
"She is. She's HR at the company where I work and we have lunch together every day when we both have the time. I knew she loved this kind of thing, which is why I chose her," explained Arthur.
"How long do you think this will go on?" asked Jeanne.
"Who knows? When Violet's passionate about something, she can spend a long time at it," Arthur declared.
Long was an understatement, as it took Violet a good 30 minutes to leave Nola alone, and that was only because Arthur had intervened to prevent Violet from undressing the hostess.
"I'm sorry I got carried away. It must be said that the circumstances are exceptional. And frankly Arthur I'm sorry this really sounds like an Isekai I'd like to read. Except that I'm not the main character but more of a secondary one. And it's always the secondary characters who are the best," said Violet.
"Thank you for your enthusiasm, Violet, but I need you to introduce yourself to the audience a little more formally. What's your name? How old are you? What do you do for a living? How do you know the Master? What's your bust size? When was the last time you had sex?" asked Nola.
"Oh, that's easy, Arthur and I work together. I turned 32 last week. I'm HR. I have D-cup breasts, and my idiot ex-boyfriend thought my breasts were too big. How did I fall in love with him I wonder. Otherwise, my last sexual relationship it was for my birthday just before I dumped him because he was starting to cheat on me with Mary from accounting." declared Violet, getting annoyed at the end probably because she remembered her ex.
"It's perfect thanks Violet and don't worry I doubt our Master thinks your breasts are too big." declared Nola.
"Oh, I know, I've seen him leer at it a few times," declared Violet.
"My fourth choice of contestant is Lily Adams," Arthur declared to change the subject.
"Is this really reality? Is the world really doomed? But I have a family, a daughter, a turtle. I can't abandon them. I can't." declared Lily, who had appeared on her knees.
"That's what I was afraid of, the show was really too simple. Yes, everything I've shown you is reality, but don't worry, you'll have plenty of opportunity to help your family. Here, I'll be generous and give you a present," says Nola.
Suddenly, a turtle appeared in Lily's hands. "Oogway!" exclaimed Lily.
"I've provided you with your turtle to calm you down. I hope it works," said Nola.
"Thank you, Nola. I had no idea it would be so difficult for Mrs. Adams," said Arthur.
"Wait, is she your hot college professor?" asked Jeanne.
"Mrs. Adams, the communications and literature teacher who taught Arthur and me," said Elizabeth.
"So, you added your former teacher to your harem and well you have more audacity than I thought Arthur." says Jeanne
"It's not that. I had to choose, and among the women for whom I had felt physical attraction as well as intellectual sympathy, she stood out because she was experienced, and she always kept her cool. Clearly, I was wrong about that last part," said Arthur.
"Clearly. But if anything, I think we're the weird ones in this aspect, because most people would panic in this kind of circumstance," declared Jeanne.
"Are you alright?" asked Violet, who had moved closer to Lily. Lily nodded and quietly put Oogway down. Once Lily had calmed down, she stood up and spoke.
"I'm sorry about that, but I have to admit I've had a bad week, and it's been just a little too long. too much. Arthur, Elizabeth, it's good to see you again. It's always good to see former students doing well."
Then she turned to Nola.
"Thank you for bringing Oogway here it has helped me calm down. I don't quite understand what's going on, but I've just seen a video about the end of the world, and I have no doubt it's true," said Lily.
"Ah yes, that's the favor I granted Arthur to avoid having to explain everything again," Nola explained.
"So, it really is the end of the world," Lily concluded.
"No, no there's still 15 or 20 years to go before the big disasters happen," said Nola, trying to reassure Lily, which was clearly counterproductive.
"Please tell me I can help my family." asked Lily with a look worthy of a beaten dog.
"Of course you can help your family. In fact, there are 2 ways you can help. First, you can select someone you know to join the Master's harem. Then you can use your BP to bring people to this planet," says Nola.
"And what happens to those who don't come to this planet?" asked Lily.
Everyone knew the answer to this question, but no one dared formulate it explicitly.
"They'll die, but there's nothing very original about that. Living and dying are almost the same thing, aren't they? All human beings practice these two activities only once," declared Nola, reminding everyone that behind that smile she wasn't a human being.
"Mrs Adams, I know we won't be able to help everyone, but there's nothing to stop us from helping as many as we can. It's difficult, I know, but let's try to help our own.” Arthur declared.
"Thank you. Your words make me feel better. However, I don't think I'll be able to accept the situation right away. It's going to take time," said Lily.
"Perfect, now we can move on to the contestants chosen by the contestants. Jeanne, it's up to you to decide who will join Arthur's harem," announced Nola, forgetting that Lily hadn't shown up.
Indeed, this is what Arthur had proposed, instead of him or Nola choosing the participants will each choose another participant. Was it perfect? No. Was it the best he could come up with? Sadly, yes.
"I'm not sure it's a good idea for me to have an opinion on this, but hey, you have to play with the cards you're dealt. I'm surprised Arthur didn't choose her over Mrs Adams, after all he dated her for 1 year in high school. My choice is Sophia Taylor," declared Jeanne.
Surprisingly, Arthur managed to see Sophia appear. It was truly astonishing. One minute there was nothing, the next Sophia was there. She hadn't changed. Yes, she had. Her facial features were more refined. She'd lost the remnant of cheekbone that to differentiate a teenager from an adult. They hadn't seen each other for over 10 years.
Sophia quickly observed her surroundings until her gaze locked with Arthur's, who uncomfortably lowered his eyes. She was as intimidating as ever.
"Nice to see you again, Sophia. Have you understood everything about the situation?" asked Jeanne, who saw the way Sophia and Arthur were behaving and doubted they'd made the right choice.
"Jeanne? Well, clearly, I wasn't expecting to see you again. And to answer your question, yes, I understood that our world was screwed up and that some perverse gods had decided to take advantage of it to make a perverse version of Noah's Ark." replied Sophia.
"That's about right. As you can see, you're the fifth member and I'm the one who brought you in, so there's no need to blame Arthur for that. He wasn't involved in the choice," said Jeanne, who could see that there was some tension between Arthur and his ex.
"I don't blame you, Jeanne. You did what you thought was a good idea. I should probably thank you for saving my life by bringing me here. So, thank you, Jeanne," Sophia said, bowing to Jeanne.
"Formidable and here's our fifth member of Arthur's harem. Sophia is what you could introduce yourself to the audience who don't know you. What's your name? How old are you? What do you do for a living? How do you know the Master? What's your breast size? When was the last time you had sex?" asked Nola.
"My name is Sophia Taylor. I'm a prosecutor. I'm 31 years old. I know Arthur because I dated him in high school for over a year. However, at the end of high school Arthur refused to try to continue our long-distance relationship and he hasn't returned my calls since. I have C-cup breasts and I'm still a virgin," Sophia replied.
"Perfect, thank you. And since Lily didn't show up, I'll clarify for her. Lily is a D cup, almost E. And she's 44. We'll now move on to Elizabeth, and it's up to you to choose the next member of Arthur's harem. We don't think you're going to choose your father, given your previous questions, but in that case, who are you going to choose?" asked Nola.
"I choose my twin sister, Victoria Miller," Elizabeth announced.
"Beth, are you there? Can you tell me what's going on? I was running a 110-meter hurdle when I found myself in a room reading a contract I didn't understand and watching a video about the end of the world. Can I go back in? I've still got 5 hours of training scheduled today. If I don't train as hard as I can, I might not be able to qualify for the next Olympic Games," asked Victoria.
The young woman who had just appeared was obviously not recognized by Arthur. And although Elizabeth had called her, her twin sister, they were like night and day. Both were obviously sisters, but Victoria towered over her sister by a good 15 centimetres, reaching over 1.85 metres. One had bulging muscles and exuded strength and determination. The other was elegant and gave off an impression of intelligence and insight. One had short hair, and the other had it neatly combed into a long braid. It's a good thing she had the same nose and azure eyes, otherwise it would have been hard to believe they were related.
"Tory, do you trust me?" asked Elizabeth of her sister.
"Although I trust you, Beth. I'd run to the moon if you asked me to," Victoria replied.
"Okay then you need to accept what I'm about to tell you without questioning it. This is important. We're on another planet. Our previous planet, Earth, is dying. We have a chance to save some people by making them come with us here. I've decided to make you here. Magic exists here and we're going to be participants in a show," finished Elizabeth.
"Okay." Victoria replied simply, looking straight into her sister's eyes.
"What do you mean 'okay'!!!??? How can you just accept this like nothing happened? You're not even going to ask any questions!" exclaimed Jeanne, who couldn't understand the athlete's reaction.
"I trust Beth. If she tells me that's what's happening, then that's what's happening. I imagine the boy over there is the Master mentioned in the contract. He's a little skinny for my taste, but not necessarily worse than that jerk Dad wanted to **** on me. Do you know if he's well- equipped, Beth?" Victoria asked her sister, who blushed slightly at this question.
"I don't know Tory but he's a kind and honest man and that's the most important thing in the end, isn't it?" replied Elizabeth.
"So, it's fine if he doesn't look like Dad, but it's always better when they've got it in their pants. It's bad enough that it doesn't last very long, but if there's no material, it's sad," says Victoria, making Arthur blush this time.
"Thank you for that charming demonstration of sisterly love. Victoria, I have a few questions for you to introduce yourself to the audience. What's your name? How old are you? What do you do for a living? How do you know the Master? What's your breasts size? When was the last time you had sex?" asked Nola.
"Easy. My name is Victoria Miller, but my friends call me Tory. I'm 29 years old. I'm a decathlete. I don't know this boy. I have A-cup breasts. And the last time I had sex was yesterday in the shower after a workout," Victoria declared.
"Ok Formidable and here we have introduced half of the harem members. Are you satisfied with this first half, Arthur? I thought they were all magnificent. But enough wasted time Violet, is it your turn? Who are you going to add to the Master's harem?" asked Nola.
"I too will choose my little sister Kelly Carther," said Violet.
"Wow, I can't remember what I took to have such a weird dream, but I just saw the end of the world. Violet, what are you doing here? I really need to wake up, I've still got that painting to finish by the end of the week," commented Kelly, whose reaction was quite normal, and she rather thought she'd taken a hallucinogenic substance.
"No Kelly this is real we're all in an Isekai and I've chosen you to be my harem sister as well as my little sister." exclaimed Violet as she gave her sister a hug.
"And then they say I'm the one who should use less ****. Can someone please explain to me what's really going on?" she asked, turning to the rest of the assembly.
"I regret to inform you that this is not a dream, even if it is more of a nightmare. All this is a sad reality. But let's look on the bright side. It opens up a whole universe of new possibilities," explained Jeanne.
"Are you kidding?" replied Kelly, but doubt was beginning to appear on her face. "She's not kidding. We're definitely on another planet," said Elizabeth.
"I've got a painting to finish. I also must go to a concert with some friends. I must cancel and inform my friends, my teachers and my parents. Violet, how can I call Mom and Dad?" asked Kelly, searching for something that didn't exist.
"Kelly don't worry we'll handle it and who knows maybe we'll get a chance to get all your friends and Mom and Dad to come." said Violet.
"How do you manage to be so calm?" asked Kelly.
"I'm your big sister, I have to stay calm. Besides, it's not all bad, we're here together to support each other. You're going to support me, aren't you?" asked Violet.
"Of course I'll support you," Kelly said, straightening up.
"Oh, how moving. If I could cry, I would have dropped a tear. Kelly, now that you've calmed down, would you mind introducing yourself at the hearing? What's your name? How old are you? What do you do for a living? How do you know the Master? What's your chest size? When was the last time you had sex?" asked Nola.
Kelly cast a confused glance at her sister, who nodded, indicating that she should answer the questions.
"My name is Kelly Carther. I'm a modern art student. I'm 24 years old. I had sex with my boyfriend 5 months ago, but he broke up with me when I told him I didn't want to give him oral sex. I have the same breast size as my sister, D cup. And I don't even know who the Master is you're talking about," Kelly replied.
"Oh, our Master is Arthur Newland a colleague of your sister he's also the only man here so you can't go wrong. But never mind, the show must go on. Let's move on to the last contestants chosen by someone other than your favourite hostess. Lily, who would you choose to join Arthur's harem?" asked Nola.
"I don't know, I just want to see my daughter again and give her a hug," says Lily.
"Oh so if that's your choice..."
"Nola wouldn't dare do that," Arthur tried to interrupt, seeing exactly where Nola was going. "Let's give a warm welcome to Susan Adams, Lily's daughter," proclaimed Nola.
"Mom, why are you crying on the floor?" asked Susan, who didn't understand.
not quite sure what was going on but had just enough time to catch a glimpse of his mother before she threw herself into his arms.
"Oh, Susan, there you are. Are you alright?" asked Lily, starting to inspect her daughter as if she'd just disappeared without warning for 1 month.
"If the world is going to be destroyed, I have to finish my artificial intelligence project quickly. I feel I'm not far from a decisive breakthrough," says Susan.
"Oh, Susan get your head out of your computer can't you see we're talking about reality here." annoyed Lily
"Oh, sure it shows. We're talking about the end of the world, other worlds, magic and harems, and I'm the one who's not grounded in reality. It's obvious," Susan replied sarcastically.
"Susan please listen to your mother, she's worried about you. It's obvious that nobody likes the idea of being here, but we don't always get what we want. We have to deal with the circumstances life throws our way," said Arthur.
"Or you make your own path and decide for yourself what's possible and what's not. And I've decided that I'm not going to take part in this show. I'm going." declared Susan, before starting to walk in one direction and coming to a complete stop after a few steps.
"No, no, no. That's really not going to be possible. You come back here right away, introduce yourself and then be quiet until the end of the introduction, please." declared Nola.
Surprising everyone, Susan turned around, returned to her original position and began to speak.
"Hello everyone, my name is Susan Adams. I'm 20 years old. I'm a computer science student. I have C-cup breasts and I'm still a virgin. I don't know the Master's." recited Susan even though you could tell she had absolutely no control over what she was saying.
"Nola, was that really necessary? She couldn't go anywhere anyway," said Arthur.
"Yes, it's necessary. She disrespected the show, and I won't allow anyone to disrespect Harem Hotel. She had all the evidence she needed. She's responsible for her choices," replied Nola, who seemed genuinely annoyed.
"Okay, I understand, but let us try to convince her a little more next time," asked Arthur.
"We'll see then. I hope this demonstration will prevent me from having to intervene in this way again. Well, we've wasted a lot of time with all this, so I'm going to call in all the 4 participants I've chosen as well. Give a warm welcome to Lisa Clark, Felicity Green, Tammy King and Iris Newland," announced Nola.
Arthur obviously recognized all these names, but it was the last one that caught his attention. "Nola why did you put my sister as a contestant ???? !!!!" yelled Arthur.
"Your sister was adopted, so there's no problem. Don't worry, you can go." replied Nola.
"That's not the point!" replied Arthur, who was struggling to calm down.
"She's one of the few women you have a significant emotional relationship with. Of course she was going to be part of the harem. Now that's settled, let's get on with it," says Nola.
"Nothing is settled. Take her off the list right now!" exclaimed Arthur.
"Ok here's what I propose, I remove her from the list of participants I send her back to Earth but she won't be able to come here afterwards, is that ok with you?" asked Nola knowing perfectly well the answer to this question.
It didn't take Arthur long to understand what this meant either. At best he would never see his sister again, at worst he would condemn her to die in abominable pain. The answer was clear.
"No. Please don't. You've won. Please let her stay," begged Arthur.
"Of course she'll stay. After all, she's an indispensable member of the harem," declared Nola, satisfied that her authority was respected.
"Can you explain to me what's going on, Arthur? Because frankly, whether it's this contract or this vision of the end of the world, I don't really understand what I'm doing here", Felicity questioned.
"I was going to ask the same question. Why did I witness the end of the world?" asked Lisa.
"Mrs. Carther, Mr. Newland can you explain to me what's going on or do I need to contact my father and have him fire you both?" demanded Tammy.
"Bro, can you tell me what's going on and who these people are? And what's all this about a harem?" asked Iris of her big brother.
Arthur began to explain the situation as best he could. It took him a good 15 minutes and the support of Jeanne and Elizabeth to convince everyone of the reality of the situation.
"Ok so if I understand correctly our planet, civilization and everyone we know are doomed in the short to medium term." began Lisa.
"Knowing perverse cosmic beings named the producers decided to organize a perverse show called Harem Hotel," Tammy continued.
"This show consists of a competition between the different participants to get the best possible place in Arthur's harem," Felicity explained.
"And if we perform properly, we might be able to save some people we know by bringing them here," concluded Iris.
"That's a pretty good summary," said Jeanne.
"And now we're supposed to introduce ourselves, or the Leprechaun hostess will **** us with her magic," says Felicity.
"Once again, that's right," Jeanne repeated.
"Okay, I see. Your name's Nola, I believe. How many times do I have to fuck Arthur before I can save the whole of humanity?" asked Lisa, shocking the whole assembly with the brutality of her question.
"Oh, interesting question. Give me a moment to do the math. There are about 8 billion human beings on this planet, knowing that earnings per sex act are decreasing until it stabilizes at 10% of the maximum, but the summoning costs increase quadratically. Taking all parameters into account, you'd have to have sex 367821042 times during this show to be able to summon all of humanity here. I've had to make several approximations in my calculation, but that's the result plus or minus 1%," says Nola, casting a pall over the assembly.
Over 300 million times. Even if the show lasted a century, Arthur couldn't have imagined having so much sex.
"So, it's impossible," commented Sophia.
"But why not give us at least one chance to be able to save everyone?" Iris "Because the producers and gods of your planet decided that humanity was a lost cause. You might think of the myth of Noah, but here the cataclysm is caused not by a god but by mankind. All your offered is a way out, and if you make the effort, you might even be able to save most of your loved ones. After all, don't tell me Harem Hotel is not generous," said Nola.
Jeanne seemed to want to say something, but Elizabeth was quicker.
"Nola I'd like to thank you and the producers for taking us to this planet and giving us this opportunity to save our loved ones. You didn't have to do it, and you've done it, you could very well have done this show without giving us this opportunity. We'd be ungrateful if we forgot. However, I'd like to remind you that this situation is a major upheaval for us, and we'll need time to acclimatize. So, I hope you'll find it in your heart to forgive our mood swings and the various insults that may be hurled at you," says Elizabeth.
After Elizabeth's declaration, no one dared say a word. Everyone understood the value of what was said, but it was not easily acceptable.
"Thank you, Elizabeth, now if you would please let's move on to introductions. In order please, Lisa, Felicity, Tammy and finally Iris, answer the following questions. What's your name? How old are you? What do you do for a living? How do you know the Master? What's your bust size? When was the last time you had sex?" asked Nola.
Not wanting to end up like Susan, they took turns introducing themselves.
"My name is Lisa Clark. I'm a hospital nurse. I'm 31 years old. I have C-cup breasts. I met the Master in the association for the fight against climate disruption where I am a member. My last sexual encounter was just over a year ago," said Lisa.
"My name is Felicity Green. I'm a firefighter. I'm 28 years old. I have D-cup breasts. I met Arthur at the gym, and we became friends. He was the only guy who didn't spend his time hitting on me or leering at me, which I appreciated. My last sexual encounter was with a pretty waitress 2 months ago," said Felicity.
"My name is Tammy King. I'm an economics student and currently an intern at my father's company. I'm 19 years old. I have E-cup breasts that I get from my mother. I'm still a virgin. I know Mr. Newland because he works on the floor where I'm an intern and I bring him coffee every Thursday at 10:30 a.m." declared Tammy.
"My name is Iris Newland even though my original surname is Sato. I gave up that surname when I was adopted by the Newland family when I was 7 and my parents died. I knew Arthur before, as our parents were friends, but it was only afterwards that I discovered him, and it's thanks to him that I was able to overcome it. I'm currently doing a history thesis on the Ancient Roman Republic. I'm 26. I have A-cup breasts. And I'm still a virgin," Iris declared, blushing.
"We're about to move on to the best part of the show, the transformations," Nola declared excitedly.
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Harem Hotel
A reality show to alter reality
A reality show in which contestants compete for one lucky man or woman's affections, and are changed until they can.
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Updated on Jun 14, 2025
by youngstar5678
Created on Jan 9, 2022
by AliC
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