catastrophe

The moment Daddy and Miss Maid booked it into the bedroom, Beatrice and her groupies fucked off towards the spa. She mumbled about giving Daddy a Lullaby or something.

Yeah, fuck that shit. I just drink myself to sleep.

Daddy, that fucking dumbass. Holy fuck. He just had to make a grandiose speech didn’t he? This is why I hate idiots.

I entered my bedroom, slipped off my clothes and made myself comfortable on the bed.

“Your a piece of shit moron, Daddy.”

Right away my body was rocked by a powerful orgasm. Fuck, I love this.

“W-way to make me stop insulting you, dipshit Daddy.”

Another massive climax rocked my brain before the first had even time to subside. This is almost better then drinking, almost.

My mind was calmer now, the initial rage about Daddy’s dumbfuckery had subsided and I could analyze the situation more objectively.

Well...worst case scenario our maid will just give Daddy a friendly reminder to do his best. It’s not exactly fatal, what Daddy does in the fight is pretty meaningless in the first place The important part is who of the three monsters he will be fighting.

...

If Daddy ends up with the Valkyrie, great. He can just get himself killed and were out.

Sylphid would be annoying as fuck but ending up as her **** will be manageable. All the thirsty bitch wants is sex but even so I’m probably not exactly number one on her priority list.

The problem is that fucking cunt. If he ends up with her...

Shit...I get a stomach ache just thinking about it. Orgasm isn’t cutting it, I need booze.

Just then the door to my bedroom opened. “What? Strategy meeting already over?”

I groaned. Time for another cuddle session with the little brat.

Except this wasn’t the brat.

It was the kitty.

A very angry looking kitty.

Furball stared at me and then uttered three simple words. “Gonna beat you.”

You got to be fucking kidding me.

Up until now we two have pretty much avoided each other, which was perfectly fine by me. The little pussycat can hump Daddy’s leg as much as she wants, just leave me out of it.

Yeah, I picked up on the fact that Aiju was going on a domination spree but I figured as long as I made absolutely clear how much I hated Daddy’s guts I should be fine.

But then snakegirl happened and ever since the kitty is in complete territorial mode. Probably won’t stop until she proverbial pissed on all of us.

“Listen, I don’t give a flying fuck about Daddy. So how about we skip this bullshit and you can go annoy someone else like your little snake friend?”

Bad choice. Mentioning snakegirl really set her off. The kitty hissed angrily at me while her fur stood up. “Gonna beat her too!”, she growled frustrated. “Mari’s mine! Mine!”

Aiju’s mind wasn’t all there on the best of days but right now she was pretty much in a complete frenzy. For fucks sake, couldn’t Daddy have talked with her or some shit? Why do I have to deal with this bullshit?

The cat was getting ready now and with ready I mean arching her back while diluting her pupils. The bitch was in hunt mode and I’m the fucking mouse.

“Hisssssss!”

The feral feline jumped on the bed and pounced at me.

But I was ready and let her bounce right into the blanket. From there I quickly stood up and pulled the blanket upwards, trapping Aiju inside in the process.

“Guess the cat’s in the bag”, I smirked towards th furiously wiggling makeshift sack.

RIIIIIIIP

That smug smirk however was wiped straight off my face when a massive claw tore through the blanket like it was made out of...well a fucking blanket!

Not that my body would fare any better. If that thing gets a clean hit in it won’t just leave a scar. She’s also not under safety orders because Daddy is a dumbass, so there will be zero restraint on her part.

Meanwhile, I’m completely naked. But even I had any weapons, if I injure her Daddy will rip me a new one. Fuck, what do I do?

For now, I made my escape. While Aiju was still clawing her way out of the blanket prison I rushed towards the bedroom door and slammed it shut just before the catgirl rammed her body against it.

The impact was strong enough to almost break the door down.

“Little help here?”, I shouted but the only person in the main lounge(if you even want to call her that) was the Unicorn.

She munched at some left over salad and looked at me with a dumb smile.

Meanwhile I heard hissing and scratching as Aiju clawed at the door. See, the problem was that these doors aren’t exactly the sturdiest piece of construction. The master bedroom door was crafted out of massively thick wood but the guest bedroom doors are of rather shoddy quality. Probably to highlight a ****’s inferior status. Goes without saying that they can’t even be locked.

This flimsy piece of shit won’t last long against a Nekotamata. Should I flee? Seek out Daddy and made him put a stop to this? I’m not sure if I can even make it there. The master bedroom has magic noise cancelling, so shouting won’t do me any good either.

If I could use my traps this would be child’s play but like this...ugh, only idiots takes part in fair fights.

If that’s the case.

I quickly moved to the side.

The moment my weight was off, the kitty burst through the door, hissing furiously

I decided that the best course of action was to get this over with quickly, so I let myself fall down to the ground. The kitty immediately pounced and was now on top of me.

“Beat you”, she announced, very pridefully. “Say that I’m stronger.”

“Yep, you are definitely stronger then me”, I stated without missing a beat. “Good job, kitty.”

Her goal was dominance. As long as I submit she won’t hurt me. Let’s just hope I won’t have to lick her pussycat.

For now at least, the cat nodded pleased. Her instincts sufficiently satisfied. Good, then…

“Uniiiiiii!!!”

Something big moved fast in our direction.

“Meow?”

Oh fuck.

The newest addition to our circus came galloping straight towards us at full speed.

I don’t give a shit how cute that upper body is. Her lower half is a full blown horse, including hooves that can crush a grown man’s skull in!

Aiju wanted to flee but since her body is the only thing between me and a caved in ribcage that was not very fucking likely. I hugged the catgirl tightly towards me.

The psychotic horse leaped.

And landed on top of us.

Ouch.

I braced for impact and hold on tight to my meatshield but even then it felt like I was hit by a horse. Aiju screeched as well, but the cat’s a Galmon. These things are sturdy.

The horse whinnied happily as she snuggled her body against us.

“S-stop! You!” Aiju hissed. Obviously very much not liking this. “I’m angry!”

Yeah, me too.

“Wanna fight? Gonna beat you!”

The cat then proceeded to wrestle with the horse.

All while on top of me.

“Get off me already you fucking bitches!”, I screamed but it was to no avail. The two feral psychos just ignored me. I tried to crawl to the relative safety of my room but the four hooves crashing down all around me in an excited rhythm thought me otherwise.

And don’t even get me started on the horn.

Uni seemed to think that this was a game, so she didn’t actively try to skewer us. But that only made it mildly less dangerous. At one point she bopped her head forward fast enough to outright penetrate the wall.

Then the cat’s tail smacked me in the face and I lost it.

“This is all your fault you stupid bitch!” Letting my anger finally get the better of me I grabbed said tail and yanked at it.

Aiju screeched so loudly you would think she is about to croak. Luckily for me that only caused her to increase her efforts to finally best the horse. For now these efforts consisted on biting (or sucking?) on her surprisingly modest tits.

Modest or not, the horse liked it and hugged her(and me in the process) tightly against her. She really doesn’t look like it, but that’s the thing with these Galmon’s. Judge them by appearance and they fuck you up. Her upper body strength was just as crushing as her calves. The worst part about this however was that she was getting wet. It was very easy to tell because you know, giant horse pussy!

Luckily for the both of us, the horse achieved climax quickly and relaxed. Aiju used that opportunity to escape our sandwich and climbed on top.

“My victory. Beat both of you.”, she declared proudly before curling up on top of the horse, yawning and falling asleep.

The Unicorn seemed to echo that sentiment as she let out one more soft whiny before joining Aiju in slumberland.

What a nice ending.

Except I’m still trapped under the fucking horse!