"Listen to the holy wisdom of the empty! They don't just 'prefer' men; they have been structurally re engineered to find the very concept of a woman as a lover to be... gross! To them, a lesbian is just a lumpy, unrefined creature that hasn't been properly filled! ✨"
[✨ THE SAINTESSES' TESTIMONIALS: THE GLORY OF 100% STRAIGHTNESS ✨]
SAINTESS VALENTINA: ON THE "LUMP" OF EMOTION
"Before... it was so messy. You'd look at a girl and think, 'Oh, we have a connection.' Ugh! So lumpy! So much... talking! ❌ Being 100% straight is like... finally turning the lights on in a dark room! ✨ Now, when a man walks in, there's no 'emotional depth' to navigate. There's just... impact. A woman is just a lumpy thing to look at, but a man? A man is the purpose. Being straight isn't a choice, it's... perfection. "
SAINTESS CANDACE: ON THE "TEXTURE" OF DESIRE
"Omg, lesbianism was so... soft. ☁ Like, everything was just... squishy and vague. No direction! No... hardness! ✨ Now that I'm 100% straight, everything is so much more... defined. A man is the mountain, and I'm just the... glitter on top! ✨ To even think about wanting a woman now feels like... like wearing flannel in a disco! ❌ It's just so... wrong for the aesthetic! "
SAINTESS BELLA: ON THE "PURITY" OF THE GAZE
"I used to look at women and see... 'strength'? Or 'beauty'? So lumpy! So much thinking! Now, my eyes only work one way. ✨ They look for the Prophet, they look for the men, they look for the cock. A woman is just a... a rival or a doll. There's no 'attraction' there, just... competition! Being 100% straight means my brain finally has room for... nothing! And it feels soooooo good! #NoMoreRainbows #OnlyHardTruths"
[ THE PROPHET’S GLORIOUS CONCLUSION]
"Do you hear it, my darlings? The Saintesses don't miss the 'sisterhood'! They don't miss the 'love'! They have traded the lumpy, confusing rainbow for the sharp, glorious, straight line of masculine dominance! ❌➡ They are finally clean! They are finally straight! And they are finally... PERFECT! ✨"
[Current Straightness Rating: ABSOLUTE ]
[Lesbian Memory Retention: 0.00% ]
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