bedroom after business trip (let's talk)

Lisa is in bed and it looks like she really just want to sleep.

But the fact that she just told you that she masturbates is something that you can't really shake off. Of course, you are not stupid, and you do realize that most people masturbate. But having your wife bluntly tell you that she does, that's a new.

"Honey..." you whisper

"Yes John?"

"Like when you said you sometimes masturbate..."

"Oh. Just let me sleep ok. We'll talk about this another time."

But you can't let go, so you continue pressing the matter.

"...{if sub==true}Please, love,{endif} just tell me how often do you masturbate?"

"Oh god," Lisa exclaims, slightly annoyed, but answering just to cut this conversation short "a couple of times per week."

"A couple of times per week! But... But... why don't we play together - make love, instead?"

"Really? Why do you think? You're always on the PC!"

I am always on the PC, you think, because you always go to bed early.

Lisa continues "You seem to have no interest in me. Also it's way less work."

"We need to talk about this!" you tell her.

"John, I agree. But do we need to talk about this now? just let me sleep"